Humor audiobooks

Fruit

By: Brian Francis

Narrated by: Brian Francis

Length: 5 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

What do you get when you cross the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, add a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in a couple of talking nipples? One of the most laugh-out-loud books you’ll read all year.Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the subject of his classmates’ ridicule, and the victim of too many bad movie-of-the-week... Read more

American on Purpose

By: Craig Ferguson

Narrated by: Craig Ferguson

Length: 7 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: No

“With American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson somehow manages to avoid the pitfalls of self-indulgence and self-importance that plague most (okay, all) Hollywood autobiographies. He has, instead, written a book that is hilarious and irrepressibly daft, yet also kind, poignant, and undeniably wise. It was a joy to read.”  — Dennis Lehane, New York... Read more

Arguing with Idiots

By: Glenn Beck

Narrated by: Glenn Beck

Length: 9 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Glenn Beck, the New York Times bestselling author of The Great Reset, provides the ultimate handbook for tackling and winning life’s most important arguments.

FUNNY. FRIGHTENING. TRUE.

The #1 New York Times bestseller that gives you the right answers when idiots leave you speechless!

It happens to all of us: You’re minding your own business, when... Read more

I Shudder

By: Paul Rudnick

Narrated by: Paul Rudnick

Length: 10 hours

Abridged: No

I Shudder is a side-splittingly funny collection of essays from Paul Rudnick, one of America’s preeminent humorists. Rudnick, who writes for The New Yorker and has written the screenplays for the films In and Out, Sister Act, and Addams Family Values, shares his hilarious observations on life in New York City and New Jersey, the perils of show... Read more

Chocolate, Please

By: Lisa Lampanelli

Narrated by: Lisa Lampanelli

Length: 7 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

An inside look at the life of Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back.

In her jaw-droppingly hilarious and politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all -- including the dysfunctional childhood that made her the insult comic she... Read more

NPR Favorite Driveway Moments

By: NPR

Narrated by: Ensemble Cast

Length: 2 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

Hosts and listeners select their favorite stories from the National Public Radio archives, celebrating life, love, hope—and cookies.

Every NPR listener has had at least one “driveway moment” and probably more. You’re so captivated by a story on All Things Considered, Weekend Edition, Morning Edition, News & Notes, or another NPR program that... Read more

My Name Is Russell Fink

By: Michael Snyder

Narrated by: Adam Black

Length: 9 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

Russell Fink is twenty-six years old and determined to salvage a job he hates so he can finally move out of his parents’ house for good. He's convinced he gave his twin sister cancer when they were nine years old. And his crazy fiancée refuses to accept the fact that their engagement really is over.Then Sonny, his allegedly clairvoyant basset... Read more

Something Missing

By: Matthew Dicks

Narrated by: Jefferson Mays

Length: 9 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

In this quirky debut novel from author Matthew Dicks, career criminal Martin uses his OCD to pilfer items from his victims' houses without being discovered. It helps that he only takes things the homeowner would never notice are missing-like a roll of toilet paper or a bottle of maple syrup. Martin has spent so much time snooping through homes... Read more

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

By: Paul Torday

Narrated by: Mark Perry, Neil Pearson, Fenella Woolgar, Craw...

Length: 8 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

Author Paul Torday makes his debut with this clever absurdist novel. Fisheries scientist Dr. Alfred Jones is approached by an extravagantly wealthy sheik with a novel plan. To foster goodwill, the sheik would like to introduce salmon fishing to Yemen-the same Yemen that is largely a desert-and politicians think it's a great idea. "A remarkably... Read more

I Drink for a Reason

By: David Cross

Narrated by: David Cross

Length: 6 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

The star and creative force behind Mr. Show and Arrested Development pens his "first and final book, chronicling his meteoric rise and abysmal fall in the literary world."
After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as... Read more

Andrew Zimmern, Ritual Royalty

By: Andrew Zimmern

Narrated by: Andrew Zimmern

Length: 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Andrew Zimmern, the host of The Travel Channel’s hit series Bizarre Foods, has an extraordinarily well-earned reputation for traveling far and wide to seek out and sample anything and everything that’s consumed as food globally, from cow vein stew in Bolivia and giant flying ants in Uganda to raw camel kidneys in Ethiopia, putrefied shark in... Read more

The Guinea Pig Diaries

By: A. J. Jacobs

Narrated by: A. J. Jacobs

Length: 6 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: No

A collection of A.J. Jacobs’s hilarious adventures as a human guinea pig, including “My Outsourced Life,” “The Truth About Nakedness,” and a never-before-published essay.

One man. Ten extraordinary quests.

Bestselling author and human guinea pig A.J. Jacobs puts his life to the test and reports on the surprising and entertaining results. He goes... Read more

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

By: David Foster Wallace

Narrated by: John Krasinski, Cory Stoll, Joshua Ferris, Deni...

Length: 4 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: No

In this thought-provoking and playful short story collection, David Foster Wallace nudges at the boundaries of fiction with inimitable wit and seductive intelligence.
Wallace's stories present a world where the bizarre and the banal are interwoven and where hideous men appear in many guises. Among the stories are 'The Depressed Person,' a... Read more

Official Book Club Selection - Abridged

By: Kathy Griffin

Narrated by: Kathy Griffin

Length: 6 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It’s also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she’s always wanted. Are you there, Oprah? It’s me, Kathy.)

Kathy Griffin has won Emmys... Read more

Church People

By: Garrison Keillor

Narrated by: Ensemble Cast

Length: 2 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Skits, songs, stories, and more from A Prairie Home Companion reveal the secret world of a stalwart people.

When you fly Lutheran Air, there’s no first class, meals are potluck with assignments by rows (rows 1-6, bring rolls; rows, 7-15, salad), all fares are by freewill offering, and the plane doesn’t land until the budget is met.

Welcome to the... Read more

I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again

By: BBC

Narrated by: Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese & Full Cast

Length: 1 hour 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Four more shows from the groundbreaking BBC Radio series. Described by Barry Took as 'A kaleidoscope of funny voices, catch phrase and innuendo revolving at breakneck speed and with a complete disregard for logic', I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again pre-dated I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and showcased the comic talents of Tim Brooke-Taylor, John... Read more

Sporting Gaffes Volume 2

By: Various

Narrated by: John Inverdale & Full Cast

Length: 36 minutes

Abridged: No

John Inverdale presents another hilarious selection of sporting clangers from the BBC archives. Here are some more wonderful giggles, goofs and gaffes that can turn an innocent sports report into a commentator’s nightmare – and a listener’s dream. Live on air, commentators and sports personalities can say the silliest things.Among those caught... Read more

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

By: Celia Rivenbark

Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark

Length: 3 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try... Read more

Stalky and Co., with eBook

By: Rudyard Kipling

Narrated by: Shelly Frasier

Length: 7 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Based on Rudyard Kipling's own adolescent experiences, Stalky and Co. is a cunning story of mischievous nineteenth-century British schoolboys attempting scholastic mutiny. The faculty and headmaster of a boys' private school repeatedly pursue a trio of poetic pranksters—"Stalky," "Beetle," and "Turkey"—as they wage war on fellow students and the... Read more

Am Nebentisch belauscht

By: Wiglaf Droste

Narrated by: Wiglaf Droste

Length: 1 hour 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Warum zwängen sich Menschen in Wurstpellen, bevor sie sich auf ihren Hochleistungsbikes in die ­Öffentlichkeit begeben? Weshalb versuchen sie, gleichzeitig zu gehen, zu essen und zu telefonieren? Wieso hoppeln sie zu vulgärfeministischen Gesängen durch die Abenddämmerung? Gibt es ein Gesetz, das sie zwingt, immerzu und überall Wetterjacken zu... Read more

Breathers

By: S.G. Browne

Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne

Length: 9 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death.

Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a... Read more

The Sheriff of Yrnameer

By: Michael Rubens

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 9 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Meet Cole: hapless space rogue, part-time smuggler, on a path to being full-time dead. His sidekick just stole his girlfriend. The galaxy's most hideous and feared bounty hunter wants to lay eggs in his brain. And the luxury space yacht Cole just hijacked turns out of be filled with interstellar do-gooders, one especially loathsome stowaway, and... Read more

Dearest Dorothy, Help! I've Lost Myself!

By: Charlene Baumbich

Narrated by: Cynthia Darlow

Length: 9 hours

Abridged: No

Delighted fans eagerly anticipate each new book about Dorothy Jean Wetstra, reigning "oldster" of a little Midwestern town-on-the-square. She is a wonderful blend of feisty determination and strong faith. Now Dorothy is busy asking the man above for lots of help to deal with old family secrets and the mayor's wacky new plans for Partonville.... Read more

Ladies with Options

By: Cynthia Hartwick

Narrated by: Barbara McCulloh

Length: 10 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Cynthia Hartwick's lighthearted novel is an irresistible rags-to-riches adventure. Set in Minnesota in 1983, it combines the wry Midwestern humor of Garrison Keillor with the gentleness and warmth of Jan Karon. Its characters, a group of mostly married, mostly middle-aged ladies, will have you laughing out loud from the first sentence. The... Read more