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Learn moreAn inside look at the life of Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back.
In her jaw-droppingly hilarious and politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all -- including the dysfunctional childhood that made her the insult comic she is today, the subject for which she is best known (black men, black men, and more black men), and her hilarious struggles with her addiction to food and hot guys. By telling her story in her very real, very candid, very open way, Lisa tells her audience that it's okay to be yourself, even if it's just one rehab stint at a time. Lisa also takes listeners behind the scenes at the roasts that have marked her comedy career and launched her into the comedy elite, and reveals the important "firsts" in her career, including her first time on her hero's program, The Howard Stern Show.
Chocolate, Please is a side-splittingly funny portrait of the woman behind the award-winning insult comedy.
Lisa Lampanelli sky-rocketed to comedy fame thanks to her show-stopping performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, and most recently, Flavor Flav. She is a regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Howard Stern Show. Her CD/DVD “Dirty Girl” was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2007. Her first HBO special aired in 2009, and she has also signed with HBO to co-create and star in her own sitcom, produced by Jim Carrey.
Lisa Lampanelli sky-rocketed to comedy fame thanks to her show-stopping performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, and most recently, Flavor Flav. She is a regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Howard Stern Show. Her CD/DVD “Dirty Girl” was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2007. Her first HBO special aired in 2009, and she has also signed with HBO to co-create and star in her own sitcom, produced by Jim Carrey.
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