Humor audiobooks

Island of the Sequined Love Nun

By: Christopher Moore

Narrated by: Oliver Wyman

Length: 11 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

Take a wonderfully crazed excursion into the demented heart of a tropical paradise—a world of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, ninjas, and talking fruit bats. Our bumbling hero is Tucker Case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation. But when he demolishes his... Read more

The Crack in the Lens

By: Steve Hockensmith

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 10 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

In 1893, Otto "Big Red" Amlingmeyer and his brother, Gustav "Old Red," find themselves in a situation that they never expected: they have a bit of money and time to do something other than scramble. It's enough to confound even that most unconfoundable of men, their mutual inspiration, Sherlock Holmes.



So Old Red decides that it's time for the... Read more

Twenties Girl

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor

Length: 15 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

Lara Lington has always had an overactive imagination, but suddenly that imagination seems to be in overdrive. Normal professional twenty-something young women don’t get visited by ghosts. Or do they?

When the spirit of Lara’s great-aunt Sadie–a feisty, demanding girl with firm ideas about fashion, love, and the right way to dance–mysteriously... Read more

Twenties Girl - Abridged

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor

Length: 6 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Lara Lington has always had an overactive imagination, but suddenly that imagination seems to be in overdrive. Normal professional twenty-something young women don’t get visited by ghosts. Or do they?

When the spirit of Lara’s great-aunt Sadie–a feisty, demanding girl with firm ideas about fashion, love, and the right way to dance–mysteriously... Read more

Gruppen-Ex (Autorinnenlesung)

By: Steffi von Wolff

Narrated by: Steffi von Wolff

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Rache am Liebestöter! Sanni hat die große Liebe gefunden: Ihr Mann Mark trägt sie auf Händen. Doch als sie von einem Didgeridoo-Kurs in Australien zurückkommt, ist ihre Wohnung verkauft und ihr Konto geplündert. Sanni ist jedoch nicht die Einzige, die von Mark ausgenommen wurde - ein schwindelerregender Rachefeldzug beginnt... Read more

Man tut was man kann

By: Hans Rath

Narrated by: Bjarne Mädel

Length: 4 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Habe ich eine Affäre oder eine Beziehung? Kann ein Vollbart zwischen einem Mann und seiner wahren Liebe stehen? Warum wissen Hunde eigentlich immer alles besser? Und warum muss man so lange besoffen Auto fahren, bis der Lappen endlich weg ist? Paul sucht Antworten. Genau wie sein Kollege Schamski, sein bester Freund Günther und der erfolglose... Read more

The Marriage Bureau for Rich People

By: Farahad Zama

Narrated by: Tania Rodrigues

Length: 10 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Farahad Zama's debut novel transports listeners to faraway India for a story brimming with endearing characters, homespun wisdom, and blossoming love. After Mr. Ali retires, he launches a matchmaking service that helps an array of clients arrange marriages. But he's unaware of his able assistant's dire need for his marriage bureau. Read more

Short Stories by Saki

By: Hector Hugh Munro

Narrated by: Stephen Fry

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Immerse yourself in a world where the wonderful Stephen Fry reads some of the more memorable short stories of our time. A brilliant combination of reader and writer come together in these seven short stories available on digital download only. Stephen writes “Saki remains, from a distance of a hundred years, just about the... Read more

Dude, Where's My Country?

By: Michael Moore

Narrated by: D. David Morin

Length: 7 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: No

In case anyone in Washington hasn't noticed, Americans are fed up with the status quo. In this, the first shot fired over the bow of the 2004 Presidential election, Michael Moore aims to unseat the man who slithered into the White House on tracks built by the bloody hands of Enron and greased with the oil of his daddy. As if an unelected,... Read more

All the Presidents' Wits

By: Gerald Gardner

Narrated by: Gerald Gardner

Length: 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Laugh with political humorist Gerald Gardner, as he takes an entertaining and probing look at how six American Presidents over three decades— John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, and Ronald Reagan— deliberately and effectively employed humor to achieve their political goals. In a... Read more

Jewish As a Second Language

By: Molly Katz

Narrated by: Carol Leifer

Length: 1 hour 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Forget Yiddish. Real Jewish is a secret language of complex twists, unexpected nuances, and hidden meanings of Jewish language and culture that draws you into competitions you never knew you entered. Here you will learn all the family secrets. This book will explain everything—The Positive Insult, The Negative Compliment, and The Shrugs, as well... Read more

The Fixer Upper

By: Mary Kay Andrews

Narrated by: Isabel Keating

Length: 14 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

“Entirely satisfying, an expert balance of warmth and compassion, terrific supporting characters, a little steamy sex and just enough suspense to keep you from guessing how it will all go down.” — Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionA hilarious novel about one woman’s quest to redo an old house . . . and her life, as only New York Times bestseller Mary... Read more

Finger Lickin' Fifteen

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 6 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: No

Recipe for disaster: Celebrity chef Stanley Chipotle comes to Trenton to participate in a barbecue cook-off and loses his head – literally.

Throw in some spice: Bail bonds office worker Lula is witness to the crime, and the only one she'll talk to is Trenton cop, Joe Morelli.

Pump up the heat: Chipotle's sponsor is offering a million-dollar reward... Read more

Finger Lickin' Fifteen - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Recipe for disaster: Celebrity chef Stanley Chipotle comes to Trenton to participate in a barbecue cook-off and loses his head – literally.

Throw in some spice: Bail bonds office worker Lula is witness to the crime, and the only one she'll talk to is Trenton cop, Joe Morelli.

Pump up the heat: Chipotle's sponsor is offering a million-dollar reward... Read more

Lunch at the Piccadilly

By: Clyde Edgerton

Narrated by: Sally Darling

Length: 6 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: No

Best-selling author Clyde Edgerton is the author of Raney and Walking Across Egypt. When a group of robust elderly women break out of their nursing home and hit the road, their adventures are hilariously entertaining. Sally Darling's playful narration will leave listeners wanting to hear more. Read more

Post Grad

By: Emily Cassel

Narrated by: Ilyana Kadushin

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

What happens when your life doesn't go according to plan?



Ryden Malby had a plan. Step One: do well in high school, thereby achieving Step Two: get a kick-butt college scholarship. Step Three – limit her beer pong in order to keep said scholarship – wasn't always easy. Now that she's finally graduated, it's time for Step Four: moving to LA to... Read more

More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

By: Ross Petras

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 1 hour 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and nonsense from famous and infamous figures past and present, are all here in one digest that will have you howling with laughter. Imagine saying to the Beatles, "You'll never make it...Go back to Liverpool." That's what a Decca Records executive told the Fab Four in 1962. Senator S.I. Hayakawa... Read more

Driving Like Crazy

By: P. J. O'Rourke

Narrated by: Christopher Lane

Length: 7 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

Driving Like Crazy celebrates cars and author P. J. O’Rourke’s love for them, while chronicling the golden age of the automobile in America. O’Rourke takes us on a whirlwind tour of the world’s most scenic and bumpiest roads in trouble-laden cross-country treks, from a 1978 Florida-to-California escapade in a 1956 special four-door Buick sedan... Read more

Hölle, all inclusive

By: Mark Werner

Narrated by: Michael Kessler

Length: 5 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Zwei Niederlagen an einem Tag - das hat sich Jungreporter Kretsche beim Aufstehen nicht träumen lassen: Freundin Jola macht Schluss, weil er nur an den Job denkt, und Chefin Carola hat einen ganz üblen Auftrag für ihn: Recherche auf Gran Canaria für eine Skandal-Reportage über Pauschal-Urlauber. Befehl ist Befehl. Aber Kretsche beschließt,... Read more

Bubba Talks

By: Dan Jenkins

Narrated by: James Jenner

Length: 1 hour 51 minutes

Abridged: No

One of America's most acclaimed sportswriters, Dan Jenkins has won countless fans with his bawdy sense of humor. Bubba Talks is a series of reflections from the quintessential American redneck-a lover of hot ladies, football, cheeseburgers, and Firebirds. Read more

Such a Pretty Fat

By: Jen Lancaster

Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein

Length: 8 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

A NOTE FROM JEN LANCASTER:"To whom the fat rolls…I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to... Read more

Bright Lights, Big Ass

By: Jen Lancaster

Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein

Length: 17 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Unabridged ? 10 hours

Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly... Read more

Bitter is the New Black

By: Jen Lancaster

Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein

Length: 10 hours 17 minutes

Abridged: No

Unabridged ? 11 hours

This is the smart-mouthed, soul- searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for when times were good. Read more

Pretty in Plaid

By: Jen Lancaster

Narrated by: Jamie Heinlein

Length: 7 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Unabridged CDs * 7 CDs, 9 hours

The hardcover debut from the New York Times– bestselling author of Such a Pretty Fat. Read more