Humor audiobooks

Last Words - Abridged

By: George Carlin

Narrated by: Patrick Carlin

Length: 6 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

For the last 14 years of his life, the brilliant, caustic, and hilarious George Carlin worked on his autobiography—now, written with bestselling author Tony Hendra and posthumously published, Carlin has proven that even after death, he is still one of the funniest men who ever lived.

One of the undisputed heavyweight champions of American comedy,... Read more

How I Got This Way

By: Patrick F. McManus

Narrated by: Norman Dietz

Length: 7 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: No

Grab your fishing net and hold on to your funnybone; you’re in for a hilarious romp through the woods with bestselling humorist Patrick McManus. How I Got This Way, McManus’ rib-tickling collection of stories about life in the outdoors, is guaranteed to have you chuckling all the way down the trail.Join America’s favorite outdoor funnyman and... Read more

The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw

By: Patrick F. McManus

Narrated by: Norman Dietz

Length: 5 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

Patrick McManus, author of How I Got This Way and one of America's favorite humorists, is an impish commentator on the obvious and not so obvious absurdities of modern life. His national best-seller, The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw, is a collection of hilarious short pieces about fishing, its exotic equipment, and activities like "gunkholing."... Read more

Cabin Pressure: The Complete Series 2

By: John Finnemore

Narrated by: Benedict Cumberbatch, Full Cast, John Finnemore...

Length: 2 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

Cabin Pressure is set in the wing and a prayer world of a tiny, one-plane charter airline; staffed by two pilots, one on his way down, and one who was never up to start with. Whether flying a nervous bassoonist to Gdansk or a horrible sister to Helsinki, no job is too small, but many, many jobs are too difficult.

Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, MJN... Read more

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue's Humphrey Lyttelton In Conversation: Play As I Please

By: BBC & June Knox-Mawer

Narrated by: Humphrey Lyttelton & June Knox-Mawer

Length: 1 hour 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Humph – bandleader, cartoonist, writer, chairman of BBC Radio 4’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, president of the Society for Italic Handwriting and doyen of jazz trumpeters. In conversation with June Knox-Mawer, Humphrey Lyttelton reflects on his extraordinary life; from schooldays at Eton and playing out ‘Roll Out the Barrel’ outside Buckingham... Read more

Gil's All Fright Diner

By: A. Lee Martinez

Narrated by: Fred Berman

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!
Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer. . .

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat.... Read more

I Think There's Another Terrorist in My Soup - Abridged

By: David Brenner

Length: 3 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This new release completes Brenner's recording of I Think There's a Terrorist in My Soup, his brilliant, healing post-9/11 comedy collection. Read more

More Information Than You Require

By: John Hodgman

Narrated by: John Hodgman

Length: 12 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

The New York Times bestseller by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman—The Daily Show's "Resident Expert" and the "PC" in the iconic Apple ads—picks up exactly where his first book left off. In fact, "the new volume is in every way a continuation of Areas of My Expertise, except in the ways it's clearly superior." (The Onion AV Club)

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The Manhattan Beach Project

By: Peter Lefcourt

Narrated by: Tom Weiner

Length: 10 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Barely four years after winning an Oscar, Charlie has sunken into the ranks of Hollywood bottom-feeders. But one day at his weekly Debtors Anonymous meeting, he meets a mysterious ex-CIA agent who proposes to resuscitate Charlie’s foundering career in the beyond-surreal world of reality TV. Charlie puts his tap shoes on to sell a show about a... Read more

Yuk Yuk's Guide To Canadian Stand-Up

By: Mark Breslin

Narrated by: Mark Breslin

Length: 4 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: No

From the club that introduced such stars as Jim Carrey, Mike Bullard, Howie Mandel, Norm MacDonald, and Russell Peters, along with dozens more, The Yuk Yuk's Guide to Canadian Stand-Up is guaranteed to make milk come out of your nose.Mark Breslin - founder of Yuk Yuk's, the largest chain of comedy clubs in North America, and the initial force... Read more

Thanks For Nothing

By: Jack Dee

Narrated by: Jack Dee

Length: 7 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

You don't just wake up jaundiced and bitter. It's taken Jack years of dedication and commitment to brew his unique cocktail of disillusionment and bile.
From grumpy pensioners to 'gifted' children, from self-pitying farmers to well-meaning primary school teachers, Jack pulls no punches in this fearless assault on everyone and everything ... apart... Read more

Drinking with George

By: George Wendt

Narrated by: George Wendt

Length: 4 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

Will Rogers once said he never met a man he didn’t like. I feel the same about beer.

George Wendt and beer have shared a lot over the years: good times, great stories, useless trivia, and a successful show business career. In Drinking with George, Wendt invites readers to crack open a cold one and pull up a seat at the bar as he celebrates the... Read more

Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates

By: Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein

Narrated by: Thomas Cathcart

Length: 4 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

From the authors of the bestselling Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . ., a new book on the meaning of death (and life, too). Read more

The Vintage Caper

By: Peter Mayle

Narrated by: Erik Davies

Length: 6 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

Set in Hollywood, Paris, Bordeaux, and Marseille, Peter Mayle’s newest and most delightful novel is filled with culinary delights, sumptuous wines, and colorful characters. It’s also a lot of fun.

The story begins high above Los Angeles, at the extravagant home and equally impressive wine cellar of entertainment lawyer Danny Roth. Unfortunately,... Read more

This is Where I Leave You

By: Jonathan Tropper

Narrated by: Ramón De Ocampo

Length: 10 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

Hailed as a "heartfelt family drama/belated coming-of-age story" (Publishers Weekly), This Is Where I Leave You finds Judd Foxman's life in disarray. Shortly after Judd's wife leaves him for his boss, Judd's father Mort passes away, bringing the entire family together in mourning. During this week of "sitting shiva," Judd realizes his siblings... Read more

Divorced and Deadly

By: Josephine Cox

Narrated by: Alex Dunbar

Length: 4 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

A light-hearted and comic romp from the nation’s favourite storyteller and author of The Loner. Footloose, fancy free and ready to get back in the game, newly divorced Ben is back home with mum which is just where she wants him. But best mate Dickie has other ideas, and soon they are sharing a flat, up to all sorts and... Read more

Car Talk: Tales of the Brothers Grime

By: Tom Magliozzi & Ray Magliozzi

Length: 52 minutes

Abridged: No

The Brothers Grimm told tales that in their original, unedited form were strange, sometimes rambling, and of dubious moral integrity—in other words, they’re the perfect model for our Brothers Grime, the Tappet Brothers. America’s favorite auto mechanics share reminiscences, rants, and hate mail in another time-wasting yet genuinely useful... Read more

What Would Susie Say?

By: Susie Essman

Narrated by: Susie Essman

Length: 6 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

In What Would Susie Say?, Susie Essman sheds the crasser layers to reveal how she went from an anxiety-ridden, struggling stand-up comic to being one of the funniest women on television. Emerging as one of the most successful performers in her field, Essman goes behind the scenes of a life in comedy with her funny cohorts, including Joy Behar,... Read more

Cosmic Banditos

By: Allan C. Weisbecker

Narrated by: Ray Porter

Length: 5 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

Mr.Quark is a down-on-his-luck pot smuggler hiding out in the mountains of Columbia with his dog, High Pockets, and a small band of banditos led by the irascible José. Only months before, these three and their fearless associates were rolling millions in cash and high grade marijuana, eluding prosecution on “ridiculously false” drug and... Read more

Wenn einer eine Reise tut... - Abridged

By: Mark Twain, Guy de Maupassant, Joachim Ringelna...

Narrated by: Sven Görtz, Claire Waldoff, Wilhelm Bendow & We...

Length: 2 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: Yes

... dann kann er was erzählen. Oder sich etwas erzählen lassen! Sven Görtz, mit seinen Hörbüchern "Die Bibel" und Paolo Coelhos Roman "Brida" in die erste Liga der deutschen Hörbuchleser aufgestiegen, reüssiert hier in der "leichten" Form: Ein Hörbuch für die Reise mit unterhaltsamen Kurzgeschichten von M. Twain, Ringelnatz, Morgenstern,... Read more

Unseen Academicals

By: Terry Pratchett

Narrated by: Stephen Briggs

Length: 12 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

""Nobody writes fantasy funnier than Pratchett.” —BooklistDiscworld lives on in Unseen Academicals, the 37th novel in Sir Terry Pratchett's beloved fantasy series. Discword has succumbed to a powerful magic that could tear it apart. Soon colleague is pitted against colleague, brother against brother, sons against fathers as all become infected... Read more

Barack Like Me

By: David Alan Grier

Narrated by: David Alan Grier

Length: 6 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

FROM GROWING UP IN DETROIT, where he marched as a ten-year-old with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., to attending the inauguration of President Barack Obama, where he narrowly avoided the Purple Tunnel of Doom but still saw nothing, David Alan Grier examines how he -- and America -- have changed for the better and the funnier.

Within these pages,... Read more

Further Tales of the City - Abridged

By: Armistead Maupin

Narrated by: Armistead Maupin

Length: 3 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Inspiration for the Netflix Limited Series, Tales of the CityThe third novel in the beloved Tales of the City series, Armistead Maupin’s best-selling San Francisco saga.The calamity-prone residents of 28 Barbary Lane are at it again in this deliciously dark novel of romance and betrayal. While Anna Madrigal imprisons an anchorwoman in her... Read more

Old Fools and Young Hearts - Abridged

By: Tom Bodett

Narrated by: Tom Bodett

Length: 2 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Popular radio humorist Tom Bodett once again journeys to the End of the Road and introduces listeners to some of the colorful inhabitants of the remote Alaskan town. Read more