Humor audiobooks

Alexander and the Wonderful, Marvelous, Excellent, Terrific Ninety Days

By: Judith Viorst

Narrated by: Laural Merlington

Length: 2 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: No

Judith Viorst's most adored book is undoubtedly the children's classic Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. In this new book, fans will recognize and be drawn to the Alexander they know and love—only now he's all grown up, with three kids of his own.



When Judith's son Alexander announces that he, his wife, Marla, their... Read more

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue: Hamish And Dougal Series 1

By: Barry Cryer & Graeme Garden

Narrated by: Barry Cryer & Graeme Garden

Length: 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Hamish and Dougal have long been a popular feature of the much-loved antidote to panel games 'I’m Sorry I Haven’t a?Clue'. Now at last they have their own series, ably supported by Alison Steadman’s Mrs Naughtie and Jeremy Hardy as the Laird. It’s party time when Dougal hosts 'A?Musical Evening', featuring Mrs Naughtie’s astonishing Dance of... Read more

Die Wahrheit über Deutschland, Pt. 7

By: Diverse Autoren

Narrated by: Diverse Sprecher

Length: 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Die nun seit zehn Jahren in regelmäßigen Abständen erscheinende Compilation "Die Wahrheit über Deutschland" von WortArt ist ein Querschnitt der letztjährigen Neuveröffentlichungen aus dem Genre Kabarett und Comedy. Eine Auswahl der besten Programmausschnitte von Dieter Nuhr, Hagen Rether, Urban Priol, Guido Cantz, Wilfried Schmickler und von... Read more

Wife for Hire

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: C. J. Critt

Length: 5 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Hank Mallone knows he's in trouble when Maggie Toone agrees to pretend to be his wife in order to improve his rogue's reputation. Will his harebrained scheme to get a bank loan for his business backfire once Maggie arrives in his small Vermont town and lets the gossips take a look?Maggie never expected her employer to be drop-dead handsome, but... Read more

Before Your Dog Can Eat Your Homework, First You Have to Do It

By: John O'Hurley

Narrated by: John OHurley

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

The popular actor and New York Times bestselling author returns with a second charming, hilarious book about the enduring wisdom of dogs.

John O'Hurley has always had a dog by his side—as a boy growing up in New England, and now as a husband, father, actor, television show host, and author in Los Angeles. To him, dogs are more than our best... Read more

Christmas Lights

By: Christine Pisera Naman

Narrated by: Pam Ward

Length: 3 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

Alternately laugh-out-loud funny and poignant, Christmas Lights celebrates the most significant aspects of the season. As the holiday approaches, seven women face their separate challenges and hopes and discover why the darkest season can also be the brightest.In separate vignettes, we meet Katherine, who is taking care of her ailing husband;... Read more

Our Dumb World - Abridged

By: The Onion

Narrated by: Full Cast

Length: 3 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition features incorrect statistics on all of the Earth's 168, 182, or 196 independent nations.

It also features maps, including a fold-out world map at actual size. Readers will learn about every country from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to the Ukraine, "The Bridebasket of... Read more

Total Access - Abridged

By: Rich Eisen

Narrated by: Rich Eisen

Length: 5 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Football fans are tired of lame memoirs or technical fantasy football books. Rich Eisen's Total Access gives them what they want—a chance to share in his world of a never-ending football season.

It's about eating, living, and breathing the most popular sport in the history of America. The passion. The pageantry. The pigskin. Thanks to his role as... Read more

Secret Ingredients - Abridged

By: David Remnick

Narrated by: Various

Length: 6 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Since its earliest days, The New Yorker has been a tastemaker–literally. As the home of A. J. Liebling, Joseph Wechsberg, and M.F.K. Fisher, who practically invented American food writing, the magazine established a tradition that is carried forward today by irrepressible literary gastronomes, including Calvin Trillin, Bill Buford, Adam... Read more

Höhenrausch (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Ildikó von Kürthy

Narrated by: Ildikó von Kürthy

Length: 4 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Betrogen. Verlassen. Über 30. Und das Bindegewebe hat die besten Zeiten hinter sich. Kann es noch schlimmer kommen? Ja. Linda verliebt sich in einen verheirateten Mann. Wie lange kann das gut gehen? Bis einer mehr will. Und dieser eine ist ein ganz anderer ... Read more

Mondscheintarif (Gekürzt) - Abridged

By: Ildikó von Kürthy

Narrated by: Ildikó von Kürthy

Length: 3 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Sie findet sich nicht schwierig, sondern interessant. Ihre beste Freundin hat die größeren Brüste - und ist trotzdem ihre beste Freundin. Cora Hübsch ist 33. Alt genug, um zu wissen, dass man einen Mann NIEMALS nach dem ersten Sex anrufen darf. Also tut sie das, was eine Frau tun muss: Sie wartet. Auf seinen Anruf. Stundenlang. Bis sich ihr... Read more

Die Ferienbande und die unerträglichen Schmuggler, Folge 3

By: Matthias Keller, Sven Buchholz, Kai Schwind & C...

Narrated by: Matthias Keller, Sven Buchholz, Kai Schwind & C...

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: No

In ihrem dritten Hörspielabenteuer verschlägt es unsere Helden in die Berge, zu Bröckchens Onkel und Tante. So beschaulich, wie es zunächst scheint, geht es in der Provinz gar nicht zu. Und als ob interfamiliäre Konfliktsituationen und jede Menge Stricklieselwürste noch nicht genug wären, bekommen es die Freunde noch mit einer Schmugglerbande zu... Read more

I Am America (And So Can You!) - Abridged

By: Stephen Colbert

Narrated by: Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Kevin Dorff, Gre...

Length: 3 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic.

From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23¬ø hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his... Read more

The Year of Living Biblically - Abridged

By: A. J. Jacobs

Narrated by: A. J. Jacobs

Length: 6 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Now a TV series Living Biblically streaming on CBS All Access!

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All comes a fascinating and timely exploration of religion and the Bible. A.J. Jacobs chronicles his hilarious and thoughtful year spent obeying―as literally as possible―the tenets of the Bible.

Raised in a secular family but... Read more

Foreskin's Lament

By: Shalom Auslander

Narrated by: Shalom Auslander

Length: 6 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

A bitingly funny memoir of growing up in a dysfunctional Jewish family and wrestling with a vengeful God. Read more

Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...

By: Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein

Narrated by: Johnny Heller

Length: 4 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

Outrageously funny, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . . has been a breakout bestseller ever since authors-and born vaudevillians-Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein did their schtick on NPR's Weekend Edition. Lively, original, and powerfully informative, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar..... is a not-so-reverent crash course through the... Read more

NPR Driveway Moments All About Animals

By: NPR

Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

Abridged: No

What’s a “driveway moment”? It’s when you’re so captivated by a story you’re hearing on NPR that you stay in your car to hear it to the end—even if you’re sitting in your driveway with the motor running. For years, listeners have written to NPR to describe such moments. Now animal lovers especially will want to make sure their tanks are... Read more

Playing for Pizza

By: John Grisham

Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch

Length: 6 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Rick Dockery was the third-string quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. In the AFC Championship game against Denver, to the surprise and dismay of virtually everyone, Rick actually got into the game. With a 17-point lead and just minutes to go, Rick provided what was arguably the worst single performance in the history of the NFL. Overnight, he... Read more

Neue Autofahrergeschichten - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Johannes Steck

Length: 50 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Endlich nimmt sich jemand einem der heikelsten Themen der Menschheit an: das Auto! Hier wird die Tragik zwischen Mann und Frau offenbar, die Ohnmächtigkeit des Einzelnen gegenüber den Versicherungen beschrieben oder auch vor den Folgen des Geschwindigkeitsrausches gewarnt - all das und viel mehr schildern die neuen Autofahrergeschichten des... Read more

Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Patrick Frederic

Length: 4 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

A brilliantly funny look at the tumultuous recent past from the Pulitzer Prize–winning humorist.

Remember when everything was going to go to hell when Y2K struck?

That didn’t happen, right?

But what did happen? To provide a little perspective on a really messed-up millennium (so far), the one and only Dave Barry slips into his historian’s robe... Read more

India with Sanjeev Bhaskar

By: Sanjeev Bhaskar

Narrated by: Sanjeev Bhaskar

Length: 6 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Sanjeev Bhaskar, comedian and writer behind 'The Kumars at No. 42' embarks on an epic and highly personal journey through modern India. Sanjeev’s characteristic humour and unique perspective form the heart of this audiobook that accompanies his travels for the BBC2 series. Exotic and diverse, richly colourful and... Read more

Pontoon

By: Garrison Keillor

Narrated by: Garrison Keillor

Length: 8 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

It’s Lake Wobegon as you’ve imagined it: a tightly knit community that sometimes draws you home and sometimes gives you wings to fly away. Read more

An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England

By: Brock Clarke

Narrated by: Daniel Passer

Length: 10 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: No

Sam Pulsifer, the hapless hero of this incendiary novel, has come to the end of a very long and unusual journey, and for the second time in his life he has the time to think about all the things that have and have not come to pass.

The truth is, a lot of remarkable things have happened in Sam’s life. He spent ten years in prison for accidentally... Read more

Der Schorfopa

By: Heinz Strunk

Narrated by: Heinz Strunk

Length: 51 minutes

Abridged: No

Nach dem grandiosen Erfolg von Mit Hass gekocht präsentiert Heinz Heinzer Strunk nun Volumen 2 seiner Kurzhörspiele. Für Der Schorfopa hat er ein zweites "Best of" seiner von 1995 bis 2007 liebevoll und aufwändig produzierten Kurzhörspiele zusammengestellt. Ganz in der Tradition der frühen Helge Schneider-Hörspiele hat er sowohl sämtliche... Read more