Humor audiobooks
Dirty Laundry
By: Maggie Rowe
Narrated by: Maggie Rowe
Length: 7 hours 1 minute
Abridged: No
Every other Thursday on Santa Monica Boulevard's Comedy Central Stage, a motley assortment of Hollywood writers, actors, and comics convened to reveal the most personalโand colorfulโparts of their lives. Their soul-baring monologues revealed the sources of their creative genius, from wacky families and psycho exes to random ramblings and... Read more
View audiobookMark Twainโs Library of Humor
By: Mark Twain & various authors
Narrated by: Marni Webb, Richard Russ & others
Length: 6 hours 13 minutes
Abridged: No
Master wit Mark Twain selected these twenty-seven stories himself by fifteen of his favorite nineteenth century authors. The order follows that which Twain placed them in in the original anthology, published in 1888. He indulged his comic fancy rather than making a textbook in which all themes or authors are placed together, saying that "This... Read more
View audiobookDirty Ditties
By: John Patrick
Narrated by: Thurbald Gribbleman
Length: 19 minutes
Abridged: No
Lascivious limericks for lewd listeners!In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, this delightful collection of lyrical poetry is guaranteed to stretch even the wildest of imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, Dirty Ditties is a hilarious look at such subjects as sin, virtue, greed, divorce, fame, hope, love, maturity, food,... Read more
View audiobookAnd Then Jack Said to Arnie - Abridged
By: Don Wade
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
Length: 1 hour 34 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Fascinating anecdotes byโ and aboutโ some of the most famous golfers in history including Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus.Former Golf Digest editor Don Wade has collected literally hundreds of anecdotes from some of the greatest names in the sport and delivers those stories in a series of captivating volumes. This... Read more
View audiobookOne for the Money - Abridged
By: Janet Evanovich
Narrated by: Lori Petty
Length: 2 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: Yes
AN ALL-NEW UNABRIDGED RECORDING NARRATED BY LORELEI KING!
Discover where it all beganโthe first โsnappily written, fast-paced, and wittyโ (USA TODAY) novel in the beloved Stephanie Plum series featuring a feisty and funny heroine who โcomes roaring in like a blast of very fresh airโ (The Washington Post), from Janet Evanovich, #1 New York Times... Read more
Politically Correct Holiday Stories - Abridged
By: James Finn Garner
Narrated by: James Finn Garner
Length: 1 hour 14 minutes
Abridged: Yes
The #1 bestselling author of Once Upon a More Enlightened Time reads his Politically Correct holiday gift.
Holiday tales have long delighted and entertained us, but until now they've always been burdened with society's skewed values and mores. Stories that reinforce the stifling class system (Dickens' A Christmas Carol), legitimize the stereotype... Read more
It's Better to Laugh...Life Good Luck Bad Hair Days & QVC - Abridged
By: Kathy Levine
Narrated by: Joan Rivers & Kathy Levine
Length: TBA
Abridged: Yes
The ultra-popular host of QVC shares her fascinating life story!
"I am who I am, and you like it or don't. I'm not changing. Since I made the decision to be myself, I've had more fun and better relationships than ever. No lightning bolt is going to strike this girl twice!"
Kathy Levine is the girl next door who answered an ad in 1986 and became a... Read more
La Contessa - Abridged
By: Rodney Dangerfield
Narrated by: Rodney Dangerfield
Length: 46 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Nobody could kiss and tell like the late Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howlโ with plenty of innuendos and double entendres delivered as only Rodney Dangerfield can.... Read more
View audiobookA Prairie Home Christmas
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 2 hours
Abridged: No
Originally broadcast on Christmas Eve 1994, A Prairie Home Christmas is a delightful compilation of all-time-favorite highlights from past holiday broadcasts of Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion.Contents:
Christmas Time's a Comin'; Jordan Carols; Shop for Christmas Presents; Scrooge; Children, Go Where I Send Thee; The Twelve Days of... Read more
Gump & Co. - Abridged
By: Winston Groom
Narrated by: Will Patton
Length: 2 hours 51 minutes
Abridged: Yes
The Gump phenomenon continues!
Forrest Gump is back!
The lovable man for all ages, who captured America's heart in the #1 bestselling novel Forrest Gump and in the blockbuster film, returns in the long-awaited sequel to the book hailed by Larry King as "the funniest novel I have ever read." A little older, and wiser in his own unique way, he is... Read more
Once Upon A More Enlightened Time - Abridged
By: James Finn Garner
Narrated by: James Finn Garner
Length: 1 hour 3 minutes
Abridged: Yes
The hilarious sequel to the #1 phenomenon Politically Correct Bedtime Stories.
"If we can cleanse these stories and put an end to the lies our children are spoon-fed while being spoon-fed...the world may finally become a decent place for persunkind and other, equally important species." -- James Finn Garner
Spurred by the overwhelming success of... Read more
New Treasury of Great Humorists
By: Russell Baker, Dave Barry, Art Buchwald, Andrei...
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
Length: 3 hours 48 minutes
Abridged: No
From the grand old man of comedy, George Burns, to the up-to-the minute observations of today's everyman, Dave Barry, these great humorists share one thing in common: their very individual, often raucously funny perceptions of the world around them. In this collection, you' ll enjoy witty selections from these witty raconteurs and... Read more
View audiobookThe Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide
By: Henry Beard
Narrated by: Christopher Cerf
Length: 1 hour 27 minutes
Abridged: No
From the minds that brought you The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationshipsโ sexual correctness. In the be-sensitive-or-else era, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and... Read more
View audiobookGod's Other Son - Abridged
By: Don Imus
Narrated by: Don Imus
Length: 1 hour 51 minutes
Abridged: Yes
Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!
Imus is back -- by popular demand -- with the Second Greatest Story Ever Told, the hilarious novel about the most outrageous TV evangelist of them all -- Billy Sol Hargus.
"God had two sons. Jesus was His first, and I, Billy Sol Hargus, am His second." Thus begins Don Imus's riotously funny story... Read more
Monster Trucks & Hair-in-a-Can
By: Bill Geist
Narrated by: Bill Geist
Length: 2 hours 34 minutes
Abridged: No
Anyone who thinks America no longer contributes innovations for public consumption needs to pay attention to Bill Geist. The long-time news correspondent chronicles seven wacky but true entrepreneurial endeavors that prove the American Dream is alive and wellโjust a tad warped. Where else could you find Bob Chandler who made a fortune by... Read more
View audiobookAmong the Mushrooms
By: Bailey White
Narrated by: Bailey White
Length: 57 minutes
Abridged: No
In this collection of stories about life and living from Bailey Whiteโ the former first-grade teacher, avid gardener, and frequent host of NPR's All Things Consideredโ recalls anecdotes about her rural upbringing, her eccentric mother, and other tales tinted with her southern charm. In addition to โ Among the... Read more
View audiobookA Prairie Home Companion 20th Anniversary
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 5 hours 14 minutes
Abridged: No
This retrospective collection of A Prairie Home Companion features complete monologues drawn from 20 years of radio broadcasts Filled with gentle humor, down-home truths, and amazing depths of tenderness and meaning, these tales of "the little town that time forgot and the decades could not improve" are classics of American... Read more
View audiobookForrest Gump - Abridged
By: Winston Groom
Narrated by: Winston Groom
Length: 2 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: Yes
"Bein' a idiot is no box of chocolates," but "at least I ain't led no hum-drum life," says Forrest Gump, the lovable, surprisingly savvy hero of this wonderful comic tale.
When the University of Alabama's football team drafts Forrest and makes him a star, that's only the beginning! He flunks out--and goes on to be a Vietnam war hero, a... Read more
And then the Shark Told Justin
By: Done Wade
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
Length: 3 hours 12 minutes
Abridged: No
Best-selling golf writer and historian Don Wade returns with another collection of real-life stories from the greatest players ever to compete in the game. Wade brings together living legends, past champions, and contemporary stars in one entertaining audio that is worth more than a dozen how-to books. The perfect off-course amusement for the... Read more
View audiobookLeslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth - Abridged
By: Leslie Nielsen
Narrated by: Leslie Nielsen
Length: TBA
Abridged: Yes
A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener. Read more
View audiobookGospel Birds
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 2 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No
Gospel Birds is a collection of nine classic and very funny monologues from the early years of A Prairie Home Companion. In addition to the title story (about Irma and Ernie Lundeen's traveling flock of acrobatic, bible-reciting birds), contents include:
Pastor Ingquist's Trip to OrlandoMammoth Concert Ticketsย Bruno, the Fishing DogGospel... Read more
Lake Wobegon U.S.A.
By: Garrison Keillor
Length: 5 hours 2 minutes
Abridged: No
Lake Wobegon U.S.A. is the eagerly anticipated successor to News From Lake Wobegon (one of the bestselling spoken-word audio ever) and More News From Lake Wobegon. This collection contains 17 touching, exquisitely funny monologues from Garrison Keillor recorded during American Radio Company broadcasts from tour stops all over the country. The... Read more
View audiobookJonathan Winters Is Terminator 3
By: Jonathan Winters
Narrated by: Jonathan Winters
Length: 56 minutes
Abridged: No
From the brilliant comic mind of Jonathan Winters, this recording features some of his most memorable comedic work. Famous for his impersonations, Winters takes on Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robin Williams, Groucho Marx, and Saddam Hussein. And treat yourself to more laughs as Winters transforms into some of his most famous characters including... Read more
View audiobookSweet and Sour - Abridged
By: Andy Rooney
Narrated by: Andy Rooney
Length: 2 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: Yes
For more than thirty years, Andy Rooney had the last word on the most-watched television program in history. "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney"โ a segment on 60 Minutesโ aired from 1978 to 2011. A man of wit, gruffness, and common sense, Rooney spoke candidly about what drove himโ and usโ crazy, what... Read more
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