Humor audiobooks

Miss Mapp

By: E. F. Benson

Narrated by: Wanda McCaddon

Length: 8 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Miss Elizabeth Mapp, magnificent grande dame and heiress, is always on the lookout lest her neighbors fall outside the bounds of perfect, exemplary manners. Opera glasses and notebook in hand, she gazes out her window, ever the vigilant sentinel. But her tightly controlled world is soon beset on all sides by interlopers, first in the... Read more

You Know Me Al

By: Ring Lardner

Narrated by: Dennis McKee

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Jack Keefe is a talented, brash, and conceited young bush-league pitcher. Impervious to both advice and sarcasm, Keefe rises to the heights, but his inability to learn from his mistakes might just be his undoing. Told through a series of letters written from Keefe to his friend, Al, this baseball classic maintains a balance between the funny and... Read more

Topper

By: Thorne Smith

Narrated by: Barrett Whitener

Length: 8 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

It all begins when Cosmo Topper, a law-abiding, mild-mannered bank manager, decides to buy a secondhand car, only to find it haunted by the ghosts of its previous owners: the reckless, feckless, frivolous couple who met their untimely demise when the car careened into an oak tree. The capricious ghosts make it their mission to rescue the... Read more

The Adventures of Sally

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Frederick Davidson

Length: 7 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

Pretty, impecunious Sally Nicholas never dreamed a fortune could prove a disadvantage, until she becomes an heiress and watches in bewilderment as her orderly existence goes haywire. Coping first with her brother’s wild theatrical ambitions, then with the defection of her fiancé and his immediate replacement by a much more appropriate but... Read more

Something Fresh

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Frederick Davidson

Length: 7 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

Welcome to Blandings Castle, a place that is never itself without an imposter.Wodehouse himself once noted that "Blandings has impostors like other houses have mice." On this particular occasion there are two, both intent on a dangerous enterprise. Lord Emsworth's secretary, the Efficient Baxter, is on the alert and determined to discover what... Read more

Waterloo

By: Karen Olsson

Narrated by: Anna Fields

Length: 9 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

“You’re in a slump.” Nick Lasseter’s boss is talking about his job performance as a reporter for the Waterloo Weekly, but he might as well be talking about Nick’s whole life. His current assignment, a profile of a legendary liberal ex-congressman, is in trouble even before the subject abruptly dies. When Nick grudgingly agrees to write a piece... Read more

Dollar Daze

By: Karin Gillespie

Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie

Length: 8 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: No

Third in the popular series about the Bottom Dollar Girls from Cayboo Creek, Dollar Daze finds their love in bloom. Though every rose must have its thorn, it’s up to the Bottom Dollar Girls to follow their hearts. Leading the way is Attalee, soda jerk at the Bottom Dollar Emporium, who’s so hot and heavy with her beau Dooley that the pair seems... Read more

A Dollar Short

By: Karin Gillespie

Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie

Length: 8 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

It isn't every day a movie star steals your husband. When that day comes for Chiffon Butrell of Cayboo Creek, South Carolina, she looks to the Bottom Dollar Girls to help her out of one fine mess.With three kids to feed and Lonnie's paycheck from the NutraSweet plant being forwarded to a California address, Chiffon is coming up more than a... Read more

Where's My Jetpack?

By: Daniel H. Wilson

Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki

Length: 3 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

It's the twenty-first century and let's be honest—things are a little disappointing. Despite every World's Fair prediction and the advertisements in comic books, we are not living the future we were promised. By now, life was supposed to be a fully automated, atomic-powered, germ-free Utopia, a place where a grown man could wear a velvet spandex... Read more

The Sex Lives of Cannibals

By: J. Maarten Troost

Narrated by: Simon Vance

Length: 8 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 6 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide - Abridged

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

Solomon vs. Lord

By: Paul Levine

Narrated by: Christopher Lane

Length: 12 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Victoria Lord follows all the rules. Steve Solomon makes up his own.Steve Solomon is the sharpest lawyer ever to barely graduate from Key West School of Law. Victoria Lord is fresh from Yale, toiling for an ambitious DA, and soon to be married. And Katrina Barksdale is a sexy former figure skater charged with killing her incredibly wealthy,... Read more

Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

In this hilarious new book, Scott Adams introduces the Weasel Zone -- the giant gray area between good moral behavior and outright criminality. It's where your coworkers, bosses, salespeople, CEOs, human resource executives, hotel clerks, home repair people, and loved ones reside. In twenty-seven compelling chapters, Scott reveals the secrets of... Read more

Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 22 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above!Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers... Read more

The Dilbert Principle - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The creator of Dilbert, the fastest-growing comic strip in the nation, takes a look at corporate America in all its glorious lunacy.These hilarious essays on incompetent bosses, rampant management fads, bewildering technological changes, and so much more, will make anyone who has ever worked in an office laugh out loud in recognition.The Dilbert... Read more

Joy of Work - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss has taken away your door, your walls, and your storage areas, there aren't many options left for the next revolution in office design. One of the following things is likely to go next: the floor; the ceiling; your happiness.I... Read more

DILBERT FUTURE - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while importantoffice work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adamshimself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." --Worth MagazineStep aside, Nostradamus. Here comes the real soothsayer, and he'sturning his eagle eye on everything from new work-avoiding technologyto sex... Read more

Don't Know Much about the Bible

By: Kenneth C. Davis

Narrated by: Arthur Morey & Lorna Raver

Length: 16 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

Bringing to life the world of the Old and New Testaments, the acclaimed creator of the bestselling Don’t Know Much About® series transforms dry, difficult reading into colorful and realistic accounts. Relying on new research and improved translations, Kenneth C. Davis uncovers some amazing questions and contradictions about what the Bible really... Read more

Talk to the Hand

By: Lynne Truss

Narrated by: Lynne Truss

Length: 1 hour 56 minutes

Abridged: No

"Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening," the saying goes.When did the world stop wanting to hear? When did society become so thoughtless? It’s a topic that has been simmering for years, and Lynne Truss says it’s now reached the boiling point. Taking on the boorish behavior that for some has become a point of pride, Talk to the Hand... Read more

Are Men Necessary?

By: Maureen Dowd

Narrated by: Maureen Dowd

Length: 8 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

Are men afraid of smart, successful women? Why did feminism fizzle? Why are so many of today's women freezing their faces and emotions in an orgy of plasticity? Is "having it all" just a cruel hoax?In this witty and wide-ranging book, Maureen Dowd looks at the state of the sexual union, raising bold questions and examining everything from... Read more

Life's Little Annoyances - Abridged

By: Ian Urbina

Narrated by: Stanley Tucci

Length: 1 hour 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

True Tales of People Who Just Can't Take It Anymore.

What can you do when the world is pushing you over the edge? More than you think.

For some of us, it's the automated voice that answers the phone when we'd rather talk to a real person. For others, it's the fact that Starbucks insists on calling its smallest-sized coffee "tall." Or perhaps it's... Read more

Worst Noel

By: Collected Authors of the Worst Noel

Narrated by: Collected Authors of the Worst Noel

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

It's that time of year again -- the holiday season. Between checkout lines a mile long, the office party hangover, battles with traffic, and delayed flights, what's better to do than to listen to The Worst Noel and laugh your holiday aggravation away?The collection features an eclectic mix of writers with playful, often dark humor as the common... Read more

Calder Pride - Abridged

By: Janet Dailey

Narrated by: Judith Ivey

Length: 5 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Cat is a Calder through and through: proud, headstrong, intelligent, and extremely beautiful. When her fiancé is accidentally killed, she retreats to the family homestead to mourn, vowing never to give her heart to another man. But one reckless night with a handsome, gray-eyed stranger changes her life forever -- and gives her a son with... Read more