Humor audiobooks

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - Abridged

By: Toby Young

Narrated by: Toby Young

Length: 5 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In 1995 high-flying British journalist Toby Young left London for New York to become a contributing editor at Vanity Fair. Other Brits had taken Manhattan—Alistair Cooke then, Anna Wintour now—so why couldn’t he? But things didn’t go quite according to plan. Within the space of two years he was fired from Vanity Fair, banned from the most... Read more

Twain's Humor - Collected Stories

By: Mark Twain

Narrated by: Thomas Becker

Length: 5 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: No

22 Classic Stories from classic American writer, Mark Twain: "The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" "The Story of the Old Ram" "Buck Fanshaw's Funeral" "Tom Quartz" "What Stumped the Bluejays" "Journalism in Tennessee" "How I Edited an Agricultural Paper" "The Facts in the Great Beef Contract" "The Great Landslide Case" "The... Read more

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs - Abridged

By: Chuck Klosterman

Narrated by: Chuck Klosterman

Length: 5 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Over half a million copies sold!

From the author of the highly acclaimed heavy metal memoir, Fargo Rock City, comes another hilarious and discerning take on massively popular culture—set in Chuck Klosterman’s den and your own—covering everything from the effect of John Cusack flicks to the crucial role of breakfast cereal to the awesome power... Read more

F.U.B.A.R. - Abridged

By: Sam Seder & Stephen Sherrill

Narrated by: Sam Seder

Length: 5 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The United States has survived clueless presidential administrations before. But no matter how enormous the crisis -- the Great Depression, Vietnam, Watergate, Monica Lewinsky's thong -- America's always come out looking like, well, America.This time, however, something's different. Things aren't just screwed up; they're f!d up beyond all... Read more

I'm Not Okay/ Is It Just Me

By: Ken Davis

Narrated by: Ken Davis

Length: 1 hour 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Two live performances in one new compilation!

I'm Not Okay!: Who, but a wise guy would engineer some of the stunts Davis has pulled and then have the audacity to talk about them? Like the time he shot a screwdriver through the ceiling of his kitchen with an M-80 firecracker. And who else would have an international collection of airline barf... Read more

Triadenhatz in Peking

By: Markus Duschek

Narrated by: Various

Length: 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Auf der Suche nach einem designerdrogenmixenden Chemiker geraten Henry Bates und seine Gefährten in Peking zwischen die Fronten zweier Triadenclans. Verfolgungsjagden in chinesischen Straßenschluchten und eine mysteriöse weiße Taube sind erst der Anfang, denn John kann noch nicht einmal mit Stäbchen essen… Read more

Real Men Don't Apologize! - Abridged

By: Jim Belushi

Narrated by: Jim Belushi

Length: 4 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In this "guys guide to life," the star of the hit TV show According to Jim talks about how men can continue to be real men while still managing to make things work with the opposite sexJim Belushi is a national celebrity who has starred in numerous movies as well as the current hit TV show airing on ABC, According to Jim. His "guy's guy" take on... Read more

Shanks for Nothing

By: Rick Reilly

Narrated by: Stephen Hoye

Length: 8 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly’s beloved bestselling golf novel Missing Links

Life is going pretty well for Raymond “Stick” Hart. He’s happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards... Read more

100 Bullshit Jobs...And How to Get Them

By: Stanley Bing

Narrated by: Gil Schwartz

Length: 5 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

The scholarly discipline of Bullshit Studies has blossomed in the last several years, fertilized by a number of critical works on the subject and the growing importance of the issue. Now, bestselling author and lifelong practitioner Stanley Bing enters the field with a comprehensive look at the many attractive jobs now available to those who are... Read more

Shanks for Nothing - Abridged

By: Rick Reilly

Narrated by: Nick Stevens

Length: 5 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly’s beloved bestselling golf novel Missing Links

Life is going pretty well for Raymond “Stick” Hart. He’s happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards... Read more

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

By: P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Full Cast & Michael Hordern

Length: 2 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

Bertie Wooster looks pretty stylish in his new Tyrolean hat - or so he thinks: others, notably Jeeves, disagree. But when Bertie embarks on an errand of mercy to Totleigh Towers, things get quickly out of control and he's going to need all the help Jeeves can provide. There are good eggs present, such as Gussie Fink-Nottle and the Rev. 'Stinker'... Read more

Mit Hass gekocht

By: Heinz Strunk

Narrated by: Heinz Strunk

Length: 45 minutes

Abridged: No

"Heinz Strunk hat ein neues Genre geschaffen: Das Kurzhörspiel. Ganz in der Tradition der frühen Helge Schneider-Hörspiele übernimmt Heinz Strunk sämtliche Rollen und hat zudem alle Geräusche und Sounds selbst produziert. 30 Sekunden bis 5 Minuten dauern seine schrägen Momentaufnahmen aus dem Alltag, die von der hysterischen Zugansage bis zum... Read more

Savannah Breeze - Abridged

By: Mary Kay Andrews

Narrated by: Isabel Keating

Length: 6 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: Yes

""A sheer delight and will have readers laughing out loud by the second page."" —Daytona Beach News-JournalSouthern manners, mint julips, cold-blooded larceny, and sweet revenge collide in this rollicking tale from the delightfully charming New York Times bestselling author of Hissy Fit and Savannah BluesThe Breeze Inn is a place where very... Read more

Blue Shoes and Happiness

By: Alexander McCall Smith

Narrated by: Lisette Lecat

Length: 8 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

Life is good for Mma Ramotswe as she sets out with her usual resolve to solve people's problems, heal their misfortunes, and untangle the mysteries that make life interesting. And life is never dull on Tlokweng Road. A new and rather too brusque advice columnist is appearing in the local paper. Then, a cobra is found in the offices of the No. 1... Read more

Full Scoop

By: Janet Evanovich & Charlotte Hughes

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 7 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Dear Listener,Mercury's in retrograde, and folks in Beaumont, South Carolina, are dealing with gossip, scandal, misunderstandings, and more secrets than ever. Local pediatrician Maggie Farnsworth has even bigger worries. Her wild-girl past has caught up with her in the form of her ex-boyfriend, a jailbird who just flew the coop—and is bent on... Read more

The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature

By: Neal Pollack

Narrated by: Neal Pollack

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Neal Pollack has been the Greatest Living American Writer across six decades, seven continents, and ten wives. He has won the Pulitzer Prize, the Booker Prize, the PEN/Faulkner Award (twice), and the Premio Simon Bolivar for contributions to the people's struggle in Latin America. In 1985, Pollack's writing was declared ""beyond our meager... Read more

Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies

By: June Casagrande

Narrated by: Shelly Frasier

Length: 5 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

Here's some good news for everyone who's ever been bullied into believing they can't speak their own language: The grammar snobs are bluffing. Half the "rules" they use to humiliate others are really just judgment calls and the rest they don't even understand themselves. Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies is a laugh-out-loud funny collection of... Read more

Barrel Fever and Other Stories

By: David Sedaris

Narrated by: David Sedaris & Amy Sedaris

Length: 2 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

In David Sedaris' world, no one is safe and no cow is sacred. A manic cross between Mark Leyner, Fran Lebowitz, and the National Enquirer, Sedaris' collection of essays is a rollicking tour through the national Zeitgeist: a do-it-yourself suburban dad saves money by performing home surgery; a man who is loved too much flees the heavyweight... Read more

The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

By: Robert Kaplow

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 4 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

One of America's most beloved writers, Lilian Jackson Braun—author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries—becomes the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, Braun's beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's... Read more

Holidays on Ice - Abridged

By: David Sedaris

Narrated by: David Sedaris, Ann Magnuson & Amy Sedaris

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the... Read more

A Dirty Job

By: Christopher Moore

Narrated by: Fisher Stevens

Length: 11 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: No

Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Charlie Asher,... Read more

Right Ho, Jeeves

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil

Length: 7 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Mayhem has broken out at Brinkley Court and there would seem to be a desperate need for Jeeves. But Bertie is fed up with the assumption that he is merely an addendum to his personal attendant. There are more brains in the Wooster household than just Jeeves, you know! Stand back—Bertram Wooster is on the case. Read more

Resturlaub (Gekürzt) - Abridged

By: Tommy Jaud

Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Eine ziemlich komische Geschichte über einen 37-jährigen Brauerei-Manager, der ausgerechnet am Ende der Welt das sucht, was er zu Hause längst hatte. Seine Eltern wollen endlich mal Enkel. Seine Kumpels wollen, dass er sich endlich ein Eigenheim zulegt und sein Chef besteht darauf, dass das Apostroph im Firmenslogan da bleibt, wo es seit 37... Read more

Car Talk: Doesn't Anyone Screen These Calls?

By: Tom Magliozzi & Ray Magliozzi

Length: 1 hour 5 minutes

Abridged: No

The guys share some of their favorite calls about the world where cars and animals meet. Luckily, it’s not dog-eat-dog, but sometimes it’s horse-eat-steering-wheel.



Tom and Ray Magliozzi are America's foremost auto mechanics. So usually people phone in to their radio show with questions about cars—buying them, driving them, keeping them running.... Read more