Humor audiobooks

The New New Rules

By: Bill Maher

Narrated by: Bill Maher

Length: 4 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

From bestselling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.A follow-up to the New York Times bestselling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage... Read more

Yuk Yuk's Presents Road Warriors And Rarities

By: Mark Breslin

Narrated by: Mark Breslin

Length: 5 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: No

Building on the bestselling success of The Yuk Yuk’s Guide to Canadian Stand-Up, this new box set will feature tremendous routines from more of Canada’s most hilarious stand-up comedians such as Ron James, Scott Thompson, Jessica Holmes and Jon Dore.The set will also feature the stand-up comics whom Mark Breslin refers to as the “road warriors,”... Read more

Holidays in Heck

By: P. J. O'Rourke

Narrated by: Dan John Miller

Length: 7 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

P. J. O’Rourke is one of his generation’s most celebrated political humorists, hailed as “the funniest writer in America” by both Time and The Wall Street Journal. Twenty-three years ago, he published the classic travelogue Holidays in Hell, in which he trotted the globe as a “trouble tourist,” a chaos rubberneck, sight-seeing at wars,... Read more

The Last Testament

By: God

Narrated by: David Javerbaum

Length: 9 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: No

***NOW A MAJOR BROADWAY SHOW STARRING JIM PARSONS (THE BIG BANG THEORY) AND DIRECTED BY JOE MANTELLO (WICKED)***

Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multitalented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the... Read more

Terence Rattigan In His Own Words

By: Terrence Rattigan

Narrated by: Terrence Rattigan

Length: 1 hour 29 minutes

Abridged: No

This fascinating collection of archive interviews with the acclaimed playwright, whose centenary was celebrated in 2011, begins in 1969 with a radio appearance on Out This Week. It culminates with an interview for Kaleidoscope in 1977, recorded a few months before his death. In between are several major radio features on Rattigan's life and... Read more

The Importance of Being a Bachelor

By: Mike Gayle

Narrated by: Paul Tyreman

Length: 8 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: No

Despite the example of their own parents' enduring marriage, the three Bachelor brothers show no signs of settling down. Adam has a string of unsuitable girlfriends; Luke bears the scars of a savage divorce; and Russell is in love with the one woman he can't have. When their father announces that he wants to try his hand at single life,... Read more

Holidays in Hell

By: P. J. O'Rourke

Narrated by: Dan John Miller

Length: 9 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

Holidays in Hell follows P. J. O’Rourke on a global fun-finding mission to the most desperate places on the planet, from the bombed-out streets of Beirut to the stultifying blandness of Heritage USA. P.J.’s unforgettable adventures abroad include storming student protesters’ barricades in South Korea, interviewing Communist insurrectionists in... Read more

The Nerdist Way

By: Chris Hardwick

Narrated by: Chris Hardwick

Length: 6 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Nerds: Once a tormented subrace of humans…now captains of industry! You don’t have to be a stereotypical geekwad to appreciate the tenets of Nerdism and to make your innate talents for overanalysis and hyper-self-awareness work for you instead of against you. Join Nerd superstar Chris Hardwick as he offers his fellow “creative-obsessives” the... Read more

When Elves Attack

By: Tim Dorsey

Narrated by: Oliver Wyman

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.”
—Providence JournalNobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most... Read more

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

By: Marcy Roznick

Narrated by: Bobcat Goldthwait

Length: 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events... Read more

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again - Abridged

By: Heather McDonald

Narrated by: Heather McDonald

Length: 3 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: Yes

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously... Read more

The Man with Two Left Feet and Other Stories

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Frederick Davidson

Length: 6 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

This is a good example of early Wodehouse. It is here that Jeeves makes his first appearance with these unremarkable words: “Mrs. Gregson to see you, sir.” Years later, when Jeeves became a household name, Wodehouse said he blushed to think of the offhand way he had treated the man at their first encounter.In the story “Extricating Young... Read more

Ist das ein Witz? Kommt ein Literaturkritiker zum Arzt ... (ungekürzte Ausgabe) - Abridged

By: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Hellmuth Karasek

Narrated by: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Hellmuth Karasek

Length: 1 hour 50 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Nüchtern betrachtet: eine Schnapsidee! Treffen sich ein Mediziner und ein Literaturkritiker … Nein, das ist kein Witz, sondern die humorvollste literarische Begegnung des Jahres: Dr. med. Eckart von Hirschhausen und Hellmuth Karasek erzählen Witze und kommen dabei dem Wesen dieser kürzesten und präzisesten Form von Literatur auf die Spur. Witze... Read more

Ist das ein Witz? Kommt ein Literaturkritiker zum Arzt ... - Abridged

By: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Hellmuth Karasek

Narrated by: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Hellmuth Karasek

Length: 1 hour 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Nüchtern betrachtet: eine Schnapsidee! Treffen sich ein Mediziner und ein Literaturkritiker … Nein, das ist kein Witz, sondern die humorvollste literarische Begegnung des Jahres: Dr. med. Eckart von Hirschhausen und Hellmuth Karasek erzählen Witze und kommen dabei dem Wesen dieser kürzesten und präzisesten Form von Literatur auf die Spur. Witze... Read more

A Damsel in Distress

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Frederick Davidson

Length: 7 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

P.G. Wodehouse is at his whimsical best as the characters of Belpher Castle muddle through impending catastrophes and ill-considered love affairs in this comedy of errors. George Bevan, an American composer of musicals, is in England to attend the performance of one. But when the Lady Patricia Maud Marsh slips into his taxi, he is drawn into... Read more

The Elk

By: Hector Hugh Munro

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Bertie Thropplestance stands to inherit a vast fortune from his wealthy but indomitable grandmother, a fact that has not escaped the notice of every mother of a marriageable girl in the county. But old Mrs. Thropplestance has her own ideas of a suitable mate for her grandson, and even when he romantically rescues Dora Yonelet from a rampaging... Read more

The Joke-Off

By: Sam Hoffman & Eric Spiegelman

Narrated by: Various

Length: 1 hour 2 minutes

Abridged: No

OldJewsTellingJokes.com is more than an internet sensation with a devoted, massive audience spanning generations and crossing cultural boundaries. It’s a living, breathing cultural phenomenon that has survived thousands of years: Old friends coming together to share company, memories, and, most importantly, side-splitting laughs. In that spirit,... Read more

My Shit Life So Far

By: Frankie Boyle

Narrated by: Angus King

Length: 6 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: No

Ever since being brought up by The Beatles, Frankie Boyle has been a tremendous liar. Join him on his adventures with his chum Clangy The Brass Boy and laugh as he doesn’t accidentally kill a student nurse when a party gets out of hand. I don't think anyone can have written an autobiography without at some point thinking... Read more

Work! Consume! Die!

By: Frankie Boyle

Narrated by: Angus King

Length: 8 hours 45 minutes

Abridged: No

Brace yourself, Frankie’s back, and he’s more outspoken and brilliantly inappropriate than ever. There are fears that this year could see the start of a double-dip recession, or worse still a double-dip-with-misery-sprinkles and f**k-where’s-my-job?-sauce. Why not chuckle into the howling void as taloned fingers reach up to... Read more

Small Man in a Book

By: Rob Brydon

Narrated by: Rob Brydon

Length: 8 hours 45 minutes

Abridged: No

Brought to you by Penguin.

Rob Brydon - star of Gavin and Stacey, Steve Coogan's partner in The Trip, and one of Britain's favourite comedians - tells the funny and frank story of his slow ascent to fame and fortune in Small Man in a Book.

A multi-award-winning actor, writer, comedian and presenter known for his warmth, humour and inspired... Read more

Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy

By: Ozzy Osbourne

Narrated by: Frank Skinner

Length: 6 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The "Full Ozzy Genome" contained variants that... Read more

Much Obliged, Jeeves

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Dinsdale Landen

Length: 4 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Just as Bertie Wooster is a member of the Drones Club, Jeeves has a club of his own, the Junior Ganymede, exclusively for butlers and gentlemen’s gentlemen. In its inner sanctum is kept the Book of Revelations, where the less than perfect habits of their employers are lovingly recorded. The book is, of course, pure dynamite. So what happens when... Read more

Poor Richard's Almanack 1733-1758

By: Benjamin Franklin

Narrated by: Robert Bethune

Length: 9 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

Since Ben Franklin would have been amazed at audiobooks, let these few details be added: unlike most editions of Poor Richard, this one includes essentially all of the text, not just the aphorisms and sayings. This gives you, Courteous Listener, a much better appreciation of how Franklin wrote and thought. In particular, you will find that the... Read more

Dönekes

By: Jürgen von Manger

Narrated by: Jürgen von Manger

Length: 1 hour 1 minute

Abridged: No

Dönekes: heitere kleine Erzählung, die einen ungewöhnlichen, oft witzigen Ausgang hat. Dönekes erzählen: sich unsachlich äußern, übertreiben ("Erzähl mich jez bloß nich irgendwelche Dönekes, sondern tuma endlich Butter bei de Fische.") Jürgen von Manger war nicht nur ein herausragendes Bühnenoriginal, der mit Tegtmeier eine originelle Figur mit... Read more