Humor audiobooks

Why Are You So Sad?

By: Jason Porter

Narrated by: Jason Porter

Length: 4 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

"Like a well-stocked IKEA, Why Are You So Sad? Has everything you need for your home and your heart. Jason Porter has written an astute, intelligent, and hilarious book." —Gary Shteyngart, author of Super Sad True Love StoryHave we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression?Porter’s uproarious, intelligent debut centers on... Read more

Dance of the Reptiles

By: Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 12 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A collection of the best Miami Herald columns from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system.

If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling... Read more

Tony Hogan Bought Me an Ice-Cream Float Before He Stole My Ma

By: Kerry Hudson

Narrated by: Jane MacFarlane

Length: 8 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

“A witty and lively novel set somewhere between the worlds of Roddy Doyle and Irvine Welsh.” —William Dalyrymple, The Guardian

Reminiscent of early Roddy Doyle, Tony Hogan Bought Me an Ice-Cream Float Before He Stole My Ma begins with our singular heroine’s less than idyllic birth and quickly moves to a spectacular fight that lands Janie and her... Read more

Espedair Street

By: Iain Banks

Narrated by: Peter Kenny

Length: 8 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

Daniel Weir used to be a famous - not to say infamous - rock star. Maybe still is. At thirty-one he has been both a brilliant failure and a dull success. He's made a lot of mistakes that have paid off and a lot of smart moves he'll regret forever (however long that turns out to be). Daniel Weir has gone from rags to riches and back, and... Read more

Ein Häusle in Cornwall (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Ulrike C. Tscharre & Tobias Kluckert

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Emma, liebenswert, aber ein bisschen zu pflichtbewusst, wird vom Betriebsarzt zu einer kleinen Auszeit verdonnert. Sie landet in Cornwall bei einem verschusselten Aristokraten und erlebt ihr blaues Wunder zwischen lauter Exzentrikern und Freigeistern, die nichts von schwäbischer Schaffer-Mentalität halten, in heruntergekommenen Häusern leben,... Read more

Betting On You

By: Sydney Landon

Narrated by: Allyson Ryan

Length: 2 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

In this seductive new novella from New York Times bestselling author Sydney Landon, Mia Gentry refuses to give up her independence—until Seth Jackson shows her just how hot losing control can be…

Living the life of a rich socialite was never in Mia’s plans, much to the chagrin of her wealthy parents. She’s made her own way, studying computer... Read more

Irish Goodbye

By: Morgan Murphy

Narrated by: Morgan Murphy

Length: 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Morgan Murphy brings dry and self-deprecating wit to the stage for this hilarious, gin-soaked special. Murphy's first target is always herself, but won't hesitate to bring down everyone from Planned Parenthood to teenage sexters. Read more

Further Confessions of a GP

By: Benjamin Daniels

Narrated by: Leighton Pugh

Length: 6 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

Benjamin Daniels is angry. He is frustrated, confused, baffled and, quite frequently, very funny. He is also a GP. These are his confessions. Benjamin Daniels is back. He may be older, wiser and more experienced, but his patients are no less outrageous. Drawing on his time working as a medical student, a locum, and a general... Read more

The All New “Lum & Abner” Comic Strips - Abridged

By: Donnie Pitchford

Narrated by: Donnie Pitchford & a full cast

Length: 2 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Lum and Abner, the classic American network radio comedy show, was created by Chester Lauck and Norris Goff and aired from 1931 to 1954.Now for the first time since 1954, veteran radio theater producer Joe Bevilacqua and comic strip artist Donnie Pitchford bring you one hundred new "Lum and Abner" audio comic strips! These hilarious comedy... Read more

Ham: Slices of a Life

By: Sam Harris

Narrated by: Sam Harris

Length: 9 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

In a collection of personal essays that are “both rip-roaringly funny and sentimental, drawing natural (and justified) comparisons to David Sedaris and David Rakoff” (Esquire), longtime recording artist and actor Sam Harris recounts stories of friendship, love, celebrity, and growing up and getting sober.

In sixteen brilliantly observed true... Read more

Never Have I Ever

By: Katie Heaney

Narrated by: Sarah Franco

Length: 8 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: No

"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."

So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family... Read more

Finding the Funny

By: Tammy Pescatelli

Narrated by: Tammy Pescatelli

Length: 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Wife and mother Tammy Pescatelli, winner of Comedy Central's Stand-up Showdown, lives the same life that you do — except that she makes it seem hilarious in this spirited one-hour comedy special. Read more

Never Have I Ever

By: Katie Heaney

Narrated by: Sarah Franco

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."
So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family... Read more

The Egg

By: Sherwood Anderson

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 27 minutes

Abridged: No

Sherwood Anderson's wonderful story of a young boy, brought up on an unsuccessful chicken farm, whose impoverished parents try their luck at running a restaurant. The father, not a natural showman by nature, attempts one night to entertain the sole diner with tricks which use eggs. The result is disastrous. Read more

Submarine

By: Stella Benson

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 13 minutes

Abridged: No

When Vi and Amos go diving for the first time in the West Indies, they hope to explore the recent wreck of a smuggling ship. Once underwater, Vi struggles to remember who the man up on the surface, pumping air down to their diving suits, reminds her of. Suddenly she realizes. He is Nana's son! Nana, the housekeeper who Amos sacked for stealing.... Read more

An Undergraduate's Aunt

By: F. Anstey

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 26 minutes

Abridged: No

When P.G. Wodehouse wrote: "It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core they are all alike. Sooner or later out pops the cloven hoof." he might as well have been describing poor Francis Flushington's dilemma. He has just answered the door of his college rooms to an incoming aunt and a gaggle of female cousins,... Read more

The Slapping Sal

By: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 19 minutes

Abridged: No

Aboard the English gunship Lido in the Caribbean, orders are received from the Admiral of the fleet to intercept a French ship, the Gloire, and also to hunt down a pirateer, a ship which sails under the name of The Slapping Sal, captained by mutineers under the leadership of the notorious villain, Hairy Hudson.

It is not many hours before Lido... Read more

The Lightning-Rod Man

By: Herman Melville

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Herman Melville's deliciously hilarious tale of the day a door-to-door lightning-rod salesman called upon him. Read more

Please Sir!

By: Jack Sheffield

Narrated by: Jack Sheffield

Length: 9 hours 45 minutes

Abridged: No

A NEW YEAR AT RAGLEY-ON-THE-FOREST SCHOOL...

It's 1981, the time of Adam and the Ants, Rubik's Cube, the Sony Walkman and the Falklands War, as head teacher Jack Sheffield returns to Ragley-on-the-Forest School for another rollercoaster year.

Vera, the ever-efficient chool secretary, has to grapple with a new-fangled computer - and enjoys a royal... Read more

The Way of All Fish

By: Martha Grimes

Narrated by: George Newbern

Length: 9 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

An “absurdly amusing” (The New York Times Book Review) sequel to Martha Grimes’s bestselling novel, Foul Matter, this wicked satire of the publishing industry is “comic, caustic, and relentlessly readable” (Booklist).

Writer Cindy Sella is having trouble with her new novel. Aside from her paralyzing writer’s block, she’s faced with a lawsuit from... Read more

The Longest Date

By: Cindy Chupack

Narrated by: Cindy Chupack & Ian Wallach

Length: 4 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: No

After having endured enough emotional wreckage in her search for true love to fill a book (the New York Times bestseller The Between Boyfriends Book), two magazine columns, and five seasons of scripts for Sex and the City, Cindy Chupack finally, mercifully, at the age of thirty-nine, met the Perfect Man.He did not seem to Cindy like the Perfect... Read more

What the Hell Happened to Me?

By: Ellen Goldberg

Narrated by: Joette Waters

Length: 27 minutes

Abridged: No

Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this... Read more

What the Hell Happened to Me?

By: Ellen Goldberg

Narrated by: Joette Waters

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this... Read more

The Great Gildersleeve, Vol. 1 - Abridged

By: Hollywood 360 & NBC Radio

Narrated by: Willard Waterman & a full cast

Length: 5 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A hilarious collection of episodes from the beloved radio show The Great GildersleeveThrockmorton P. Gildersleeve was a popular character, appearing each week on the Fibber McGee & Molly radio show. On August 31, 1941, Gildersleeve landed his own situation comedy show, The Great Gildersleeve, which was radio's first spin-off. Gildersleeve... Read more