Humor audiobooks

Raising Steam

By: Terry Pratchett

Narrated by: Stephen Briggs

Length: 12 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: No

The new Discworld novel, the 40th in the series, sees the Disc's first train come steaming into town.

Change is afoot in Ankh-Morpork. Discworld's first steam engine has arrived, and once again Moist von Lipwig finds himself with a new and challenging job. Read more

Martians, Go Home

By: Fredric Brown

Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki

Length: 5 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

Martians, Go Home, originally published in 1955, is a comic science fiction novel that tells the story of Luke Devereaux, a science fiction writer who witnesses an alien invasion of little green men. These Martians haven't come to Earth to harm anyone—just to annoy people. Unable to touch the physical world, or be touched by it, they take great... Read more

Love at First Date

By: Susan Hatler

Narrated by: Martha Lee

Length: 2 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

A lighthearted tale that will make you smile & show you that dreams really do come true.
When Ellen’s best friend asks her for a favor, dog-sitting leads to disaster and Ellen ends up at the local vet where she meets a man she can’t get out of her mind.
From a New York Times bestselling author, don’t miss the chance to unite with friendships... Read more

Wäre ich du ... - lit.COLOGNE live (ungekürzt)

By: Horst Evers

Narrated by: Horst Evers

Length: 1 hour 38 minutes

Abridged: No

Warum erfindet der Mensch elektrische Zahnbürsten, aber keinen Mülleimer, der selbstständig in den Hof runtergeht? Gibt es eine Altersvorsorge, die auch in jungen Jahren glücklich macht? Kleinkunstpreisträger Horst Evers (Jg.1967) hat in "Wäre ich du, würde ich mich lieben" zwar nicht immer eine Lösung parat, kann aber so lustig und liebevoll... Read more

The 2nd New & Old Time Radio Collection - Abridged

By: Joe Bevilacqua, Donnie Pitchford, Charles Dawso...

Narrated by: Joe Bevilacqua, Donnie Pitchford, Charles Dawso...

Length: 15 hours

Abridged: Yes

A tribute to the golden age of radio from veteran producer Joe Bevilacqua and comic strip artist Donnie Pitchford, The 2nd New & Old Time Radio Collection is a series of new stories and parodies featuring beloved radio characters and shows.A Joe Bev Audio Theater Sampler, Volume 1This half-hour anthology represents more than forty years of... Read more

Take Mum Out

By: Fiona Gibson

Narrated by: Caroline Guthrie

Length: 10 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Laugh-out-loud funny, Fiona’s writing deals with the real life cringe-worthy moments we all know so well… Perfect for fans of Jane Costello, Kate Long and Tess Stimson. Read more

The Edible Exile

By: Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by: Scott Brick

Length: 41 minutes

Abridged: No

Cuervo is a pampered Nicaraguan moneyman, funding a guerrilla war from his cushy Miami penthouse. Sixto is his hulking, pistol-packing attendant, whose job satisfaction is on the wane. When an aging mobster enters their lives with a promise to help the rebel cause—with a planeload of chickens originally intended for voodoo sacrifice—a tense... Read more

Someone Like You

By: Addison Moore

Length: 9 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

A sexy, romantic read from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of Someone to Love.When coed Ally Monroe literally falls into the arms of a tattooed bad-boy one summer night, she can’t seem to let go. Morgan Jordan is everything Ally doesn’t want—he’s a playboy from a blue collar background, and Ally’s looking for upper-class... Read more

Fußballgefühle - Abridged

By: Axel Hacke

Narrated by: Axel Hacke

Length: 3 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Als ich elf Jahre alt war, spielten wir Fußball mit allem, was sich treten ließ. An der Bushaltestelle kickten wir mit Quitten aus den Sträuchern neben dem Wartehäuschen. Auf dem Pausenhof kickten wir mit flachgedrückten Kakaotüten. Auf dem Heimweg von der Schule kickten wir mit zusammengedrücktem Butterbrotpapier. Am Nachmittag im Park kickten... Read more

Mir fehlt ein Tag zwischen Sonntag und Montag - Geschichten vom schönen Scheitern (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Katrin Bauerfeind

Narrated by: Katrin Bauerfeind

Length: 3 hours 1 minute

Abridged: Yes

Scheitern kann so schön sein... Joggen und Nichtrauchen, Wachbleiben und Haare färben, Sex und Geschenke, feiern und trauern: Katrin Bauerfeind erzählt, was alles schiefgeht und warum das so sein muss. Aber keine Angst! Dies ist kein deprimierendes Hörbuch. Im Gegenteil. Es ist perfekt für alle, die sich schon mal entschlossen zum Arbeiten an... Read more

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler

Narrated by: Chelsea Handler

Length: 4 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment... Read more

Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West

By: Seth MacFarlane

Narrated by: Jonathan Frakes

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
 
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water.... Read more

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler

Narrated by: Author

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment... Read more

You Can Date Boys When You're Forty

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Dave Barry

Length: 3 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

If there’s one thing that New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry is an expert on, it’s raising a daughter.

…which means he’s not an expert on much considering the breadth of his knowledge on that subject fills only a single chapter of a book. However, what Dave Barry is good at is giving unsolicited... Read more

The 2nd Daws Butler Collection - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler, Joe Bevilacqua & a full ...

Length: 6 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: Yes

His voice can be heard in countless classic animated cartoons still seen on television around the world. He was Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, and a hundred others. His fans included Groucho Marx, Lionel Barrymore, and even Albert Einstein. His work with satirist Stan Freberg sold millions of records. You have probably never heard of him. His... Read more

Rare Daws Butler, Vol. 3 - Abridged

By: Charles Dawson Butler & Don Messick

Narrated by: Charles Dawson Butler, Don Messick & Doug Young

Length: 1 hour

Abridged: Yes

Rare Daws Butler, Volume Three offers a full hour of lost audio from the mind—and voice—of the genius behind so many beloved cartoon characters. Included here are "Huckleberry Hound and the Ghost Ship" and "Quick Draw McGraw and the Treasure of Sarah's Mattress," remastered by Daws Butler prot├®g├® Joe Bevilacqua. Read more

Cat Out of Hell

By: Lynne Truss

Narrated by: Mike Grady

Length: 5 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

A cottage on the coast on a windy evening. Under a pool of yellow light, two figures face each other across a kitchen table. A man and a cat.
The story about to be related is so unusual yet so terrifyingly plausible that it demands to be told in a single sitting. The man clears his throat, and leans forward, expectant. 'Shall we begin?' says the... Read more

Me the Whole Time

By: Andy Sandford

Narrated by: Andy Sandford

Length: 51 minutes

Abridged: No

Former "Beards of Comedy" member Andy Sandford gives an hilarious and entirely open look at the highs, lows, and absolute pits of his life in this hilarious live special recorded in his home town of Atlanta. Read more

Sun God Seeks...Surrogate?

By: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Narrated by: Helen Wick

Length: 11 hours 27 minutes

Abridged: No

A Deal from Heaven

Living in New York City, Penelope Trudeau has seen a lot of weird stuff-but nothing like the insane redhead who accosts her with a wild proposition. Penelope will get a million dollars if she has a baby with the strange woman's brother. With her mother dying from a mysterious disease, Penelope can use the money. Yet the... Read more

Shame On You

By: Tara Sivec

Length: 3 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

War veteran Kennedy O’Brien is in the business of sticking it to the man—or at least any man who tries to cross a woman. After she returned home from Afghanistan and caught her husband in bed with the nanny, Kennedy lost her faith in men and started Fool Me Once Investigations with her two best friends. After all, there’s no better bounty hunter... Read more

Bark

By: Lorrie Moore

Narrated by: Lorrie Moore

Length: 5 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

"Fifty years from now, it may well turn out that the work of very few American writers has as much to say about what it means to be alive in our time as that of Lorrie Moore" (Harper's).A literary event—a new collection of stories by one of America's most beloved and admired short story writers, her first collection in fifteen years.In these... Read more

Sun God Seeks...Surrogate?

By: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Narrated by: Helen Wick

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

A Deal from Heaven

Living in New York City, Penelope Trudeau has seen a lot of weird stuff-but nothing like the insane redhead who accosts her with a wild proposition. Penelope will get a million dollars if she has a baby with the strange woman's brother. With her mother dying from a mysterious disease, Penelope can use the money. Yet the... Read more

The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club

By: Duncan Whitehead

Length: 7 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

Little is what it seems to be in a leafy Savannah neighborhood as members of an afternoon cocktail and dog walking club mourn a neighbor’s death. Jealousies surface when friends vie for the widower running for mayor. An old woman with an infamous uncle plots to avenge a wrong. Memories haunt a once successful children’s writer. And a model has... Read more

Roman Holiday: The Adventure Begins

By: Ruthie Knox

Narrated by: Abby Craden

Length: 8 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Meet Ashley and Roman—complete opposites who can’t hide their attraction—in Ruthie Knox’s original serial, Roman Holiday.
 
Roman Holiday, Episode 1: Chained
Ashley Bowman is having a bad week. Reeling from the death of her beloved grandmother, she returns to the Florida Keys only to learn that a heartless Miami developer has gotten hold of the... Read more