Humor audiobooks

The Yellow Eyes of Crocodiles

By: Katherine Pancol

Narrated by: Ellen Archer

Length: 11 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

Le Divorce meets The Elegance of the Hedgehog in this hilariously entertaining mega-bestseller from France

When her chronically unemployed husband runs off to start a crocodile farm in Kenya with his mistress, Joséphine Cortès is left in an unhappy state of affairs. The mother of two—confident, beautiful teenage Hortense and shy, babyish Zoé—is... Read more

Tangled

By: Emma Chase

Narrated by: Sebastian York

Length: 8 hours

Abridged: No

In New York Times bestselling author Emma Chase’s sizzling and hilarious debut novel, Drew Evans—gorgeous, arrogant, irreverent, and irresistibly charming—meets his match in new colleague Kate Brooks.

When rich, handsome, and arrogant meets beautiful, brilliant, and ambitious, things are bound to get tangled...

Drew Evans makes... Read more

Bad Habits

By: Jenny McCarthy

Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert

Length: 5 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

Jenny McCarthy--actress, comedian, activist, and New York Times bestselling author--candidly recounts her humorous Catholic upbringing, from her childhood dream of becoming a nun to her Playmate of the Year centerfold, and all of the Hail Mary's in between.

In keeping with the theme of her comedic New York Times bestsellers, from Belly Laughs to... Read more

A Taste of Greek (Out of Olympus #3)

By: Tina Folsom

Narrated by: Eric G. Dove

Length: 7 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Messenger god Hermes’ sandals have been stolen by a mortal, thus robbing all gods of their gift of teleportation. Zeus is furious, but Hermes has more to worry about than his father’s anger. Retrieving the sandals becomes a race against time as others are after the precious artifacts, too.Hermes knows the identity of the thief: the lovely Greek... Read more

Open Your Heart

By: Neal Pollack

Narrated by: Fred Stella

Length: 7 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

After solving the murder of illustrious guru Ajoy Chaterjee, yoga detective Matt Bolster is finally getting some students at his Los Angeles yoga classes. With attendance now hitting the double digits, nothing can stop the Bolster express.When Bolster gets invited to teach at The Gathering, a prestigious yoga retreat run by the renowned Tom... Read more

The Redhead Plays Her Hand

By: Alice Clayton

Narrated by: Keili Lefkovitz

Length: 6 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

The third sexy novel in USA TODAY bestselling author Alice Clayton’s playful and erotic Redhead series continues the sizzling romance between actress Grace Sheridan and Hollywood’s hottest leading man Jack Hamilton.

Grace Sheridan is flying high. With scorching passion from her gorgeous Brit superstar Jack Hamilton plus the lead role in a new... Read more

When It's A Jar

By: Tom Holt

Narrated by: Ray Sawyer

Length: 14 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: No

Maurice has just killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his destiny foretold. . . and had his true love spirited away. That's precisely the sort of stuff that'd bring out the latent heroism in anyone. Unfortunately, Maurice is pretty sure he hasn't got any latent heroism.

Meanwhile, a man wakes up in a jar in a different kind of pickle... Read more

When It's A Jar

By: Tom Holt

Narrated by: Ray Sawyer

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Maurice has just killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his destiny foretold... and had his true love spirited away. That's precisely the sort of stuff that'd bring out the latent heroism in anyone. Unfortunately, Maurice is pretty sure he hasn't got any latent heroism.
Meanwhile, a man wakes up in a jar in a different kind of pickle... Read more

A Slight Change of Plan

By: Dee Ernst

Narrated by: Joyce Bean

Length: 10 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: No

Kate Everett is about to begin her “second act.” She’s been a widow for eight years and thinks it might be time to start looking for someone to share her life with again. She quits her high-pressure job for something that will allow her more leisure time. She gets rid of the huge family home and moves into a fabulous condo that’s smaller and... Read more

Dial L for Latch-Key - Abridged

By: Scott Fivelson

Length: 26 minutes

Abridged: Yes

She tried to dial M for murder, but instead she accidentally dialed L for latch-key…A plotting husband who strongly resembles Ray Milland … A framed wife as elegant as Grace Kelly … An Inspector straight out of Monty Python … Hitchcock would be spinning in his grave if he weren’t suiting up for his cameo.Suspenseful, witty, and romantic, this... Read more

Voodoo or Die

By: Stephanie Bond

Narrated by: Maureen Jones

Length: 10 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

VOODOO OR DIE is a laugh-out-loud romantic mystery!You always find your mojo in the last place you look for it...Gloria Dalton moves to the small town of Mojo, Louisiana to take over the practice of a dead lawyer and to start her life over, hopefully for the last time. But a welcome gift on her first day of work turns out to be a voodoo doll,... Read more

F#ck Nick Cannon

By: Nick Cannon

Narrated by: Nick Cannon

Length: 1 hour 34 minutes

Abridged: No

In his follow up to his tremendously successful debut comedy special Mr. Showbiz, the comic-actor-musician-host responds to anyone who's ever said: 'F#ck Nick Cannon.' A recent health scare has changed how he sees the world and he is here to share his unique perspective on getting older, raising his children, and living with his famous wife... Read more

Here’s Looking At You

By: Mhairi McFarlane

Narrated by: Cassandra Harwood

Length: 10 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

A laugh-out-loud read from the Sunday Times bestselling author of If I Never Met You Anna Alessi – history expert, possessor of a lot of hair and an occasionally filthy mouth – seeks nice man for intelligent conversation and Mills & Boon moments. Despite the oddballs that keep turning up... Read more

Dating Dr. Notorious

By: Donna McDonald

Narrated by: Anne Johnston-Brown

Length: 8 hours

Abridged: No

Featuring a sexy, older, and infamous heroine, Dating Dr. Notorious is another unique contemporary romance from USA Today Bestselling Author Donna McDonald.In Book 2 of this unique romantic comedy series, infamous sex therapist, Dr. Regina Logan, finds she can fix everyone's love life but her own. Her dating life always goes public, and men flee... Read more

Louie Anderson Live

By: Louie Anderson

Narrated by: Louie Anderson

Length: 48 minutes

Abridged: No

Before Louie Anderson made a splash in network TV, he took his everyman affability and gentle comedy to the special Louie Anderson Live. Read more

For Every Solution, A Problem

By: Kerstin Gier

Narrated by: Julia Whelan

Length: 9 hours 27 minutes

Abridged: No

In her early thirties with a nosediving career and no hope for her future, trashy-romance writer Gerri grabs a shoebox full of sleeping pills and a big bottle of vodka, ready to transition from “tragic loser” to “tragic loss.” With the final curtain about to drop, she isn’t squeamish about letting people know what she really thinks of them, and... Read more

Emotional Ninja

By: Whitney Cummings

Narrated by: Whitney Cummings

Length: 49 minutes

Abridged: No

Crude, vulgar, and above all hilariously honest Whitney Cummings shows off in her debut album Emotional Ninja. Read more

I Know You Hear Me

By: Lil Rel

Narrated by: Lil Rel

Length: 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Lil Rel knows you can hear him in this truly hilarious stand-up set. Read more

The Geek's Guide to Dating

By: Eric Smith

Narrated by: Nick Podehl

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Boldly Go Where No Geek Has Gone Before!You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear, but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall.What’s a geek to do? Take some tips... Read more

The Rest is History

By: Aaron Karo

Narrated by: Aaron Karo

Length: 1 hour 3 minutes

Abridged: No

In his first one-hour stand-up special, funnyman Aaron Karo raises the comedy bar as he uncorks his witty observations on bridesmaids' speeches, tanked-up friends who always start fights and the perils of being a 30-year-old bachelor. Read more

Man Seeking Woman

By: Simon Rich

Narrated by: Author

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's... Read more

Total Frat Move

By: W. R. Bolen & the Creators of TotalFratMove. com

Narrated by: Alden Ford

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLER
Put simply, it's time for a national update on college fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House look like a Pixar movie. The amount of alcohol that is being consumed, promiscuous sex that is being enjoyed, and intense drug-induced raging that is taking place on campuses across the country has quietly... Read more

Soy Sauce and the Holocaust

By: Rob Schneider

Narrated by: Rob Schneider

Length: 57 minutes

Abridged: No

In Soy Sauce and the Holocaust Rob Schneider takes on the biggest role of his life: a stand-up comedian, as he learns lessons about love and other cultures. He tells the side-splitting stories of the three hoods: childhood, adulthood, and parenthood. From closet farts to his sex life, Rob isn't holding back any of the dirty details. Don't miss... Read more

Das Rosie-Projekt - Das Rosie-Projekt, Band 1 (Ungekürzte Lesung)

By: Graeme Simsion

Narrated by: Robert Stadlober

Length: 8 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: No

Don Tillman ist hochintelligent, sportlich, erfolgreich - und er will heiraten. Allerdings findet er menschliche Beziehungen oft höchst verwirrend und irrational. Was tun? Don entwickelt das Ehefrau-Projekt: mit einem 16-seitigen Fragebogen will er auf wissenschaftlich exakte Weise die ideale Frau finden. Also keine, die raucht, trinkt,... Read more