Humor audiobooks

Car Talk: Doesn't Anyone Screen These Calls?

By: Tom Magliozzi & Ray Magliozzi

Length: 1 hour 5 minutes

Abridged: No

The guys share some of their favorite calls about the world where cars and animals meet. Luckily, it’s not dog-eat-dog, but sometimes it’s horse-eat-steering-wheel.



Tom and Ray Magliozzi are America's foremost auto mechanics. So usually people phone in to their radio show with questions about cars—buying them, driving them, keeping them running.... Read more

Holmes on the Range

By: Steve Hockensmith

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 9 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: No

1893 is a tough year in Montana, and any job is a good job. When Big Red and Old Red Amlingmeyer sign on as ranch hands at the secretive Bar-VR cattle spread, they're not expecting much more than hard work, bad pay, and a comfortable campfire around which they can enjoy their favorite pastime: scouring Harper's Weekly for stories about the... Read more

The Blight Way

By: Patrick F. McManus

Narrated by: Charles Leggett

Length: 5 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Bo Tully is the sheriff of Blight County, Idaho, where law enforcement is usually pretty mundane: tracking down truants running away from school, picking up country boys who've had a few too many beers. But Tully gets a little more than the country norm when an ex-con calls with the startling news that there's a corpse draped across one of his... Read more

The Pam Ayres Poetry Collection

By: Pam Ayres

Narrated by: Pam Ayres

Length: 2 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Warm and witty, direct and droll, the sharply funny Pam Ayres has been amusing and entertaining her many fans for more than 30 years since her first television appearance on Opportunity Knocks. Her humorous observations of daily life touch a chord with anybody who's ever been bewildered by the exercise craze or has yearned after the vanished... Read more

Pam Ayres Live On Stage

By: Pam Ayres

Narrated by: Pam Ayres

Length: 1 hour 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Pam Ayres' stage show has been a sell-out success throughout the world. With her natural warmth and wit she builds up a rapport with the audience that guarantees an evening of fun and laughter. Pam's reflections on daily life bring a chuckle of recognition from people of all ages. Whether she's reminiscing about the spartan conditions on a... Read more

Dusty and Lefty

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 15 minutes

Abridged: No

Lefty: Haven't you read about the dangers of drinking?



Dusty: I have. And it led me to give up reading.



Like the News from Lake Wobegon and Guy Noir, Private Eye, The Lives of the Cowboys sketch has become a signature part of A Prairie Home Companion. Each week, radio listeners can't wait to hear Lefty's latest poem and Dusty's latest rant.



In six... Read more

Die Wahrheit über Deutschland, Pt. 6

By: Diverse Autoren

Narrated by: Diverse Sprecher

Length: 1 hour 19 minutes

Abridged: No

"Die Wahrheit über Deutschland" ist eine Reihe des Kölner Kabarettlabels WortArt. Regelmäßig wird ein Querschnitt aller Neuerscheinungen der namhaften Künstler des Labels veröffentlicht. "Die Wahrheit über Deutschland Pt.6" enthält Nummern aus den Audio-Produktionen des Jahres 2005. Mit dabei: Dieter Nuhr, Urban Priol, Horst Evers, Cordula... Read more

It's Only a Show

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 2 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

It's Only a Show offers the best of the best of Guy Noir, Dusty and Lefty, ads from the show's commercial sponsors, and—of course—the News from Lake Wobegon.



With laughter, stories, songs, and special guests, It's Only a Show has everything fans know and love about A Prairie Home Companion. Read more

Dave Barry's Money Secrets

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Dick Hill

Length: 5 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

Did you ever wish that you really understood money? Well, Dave Barry wishes that he did, too. But that hasn’t stopped him from writing a book about how to understand money. In it, Dave explores (as only he can) such topics as· How the U.S. economy works, including the often-overlooked role of Adam Sandler.
· Why it is not a good idea to use... Read more

Whale Season

By: N. M. Kelby

Narrated by: Marc Cashman

Length: 7 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

One Christmas Eve, Whale Harbor is visited by a man who thinks he’s Jesus and claims to be looking for a game of poker. But, as usual, things are not quite what they seem. Having some version of the Lord in town for his birthday creates a strange effect on the locals: unlikely couples are breaking up and making up and making out; a luxury mobile... Read more

Mirth of a Nation

By: Michael J. Rosen

Narrated by: Tony Roberts

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Perfect for commuter train rides, rush-hour gridlock, Pilates work-outs, or any time when levity might add to the very quality of life. With inimitable contributions by Merrill Markoe, Dave Barry, Garry Trudeau and Bruce McCall, you have a triumphant salute to one of America's greatest assets: its sense of humor.A salvo of hilarity from that... Read more

Company

By: Max Barry

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 10 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: No

Nestled among Seattle's skyscrapers, The Zephyr Holdings Building is a bleak rectangle topped by an orange-and-black logo that gives no hint of Zephyr's business. Lack of clarity, it turns out, is Zephyr's defining characteristic. The floors are numbered in reverse. No one has ever seen the CEO or glimpsed his office on the first (i.e., top)... Read more

Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

By: Jerome K. Jerome

Narrated by: Peter Joyce

Length: 5 hours

Abridged: No

Over one hundred years since it was first published Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow addresses subjects which are still relevant today – perhaps more so! Being hard up, being in the blues and being in love are just some aspects of the human condition on which Jerome K. Jerome reflects in his unique whimsical fashion. These insights are not given... Read more

A Woman's Guide to Football

By: Paula Duffy

Length: 43 minutes

Abridged: No

Hail Mary, Sports Widows! Get off the bench and into the game with a relationship kick off that will lead you straight into the end zone. In less than an hour, you can learn all the football basics you need to help you connect with your favorite guy.

Join in the fun as Paula Duffy, lifelong sports enthusiast and founder of Incidental Contact, a... Read more

God and Mr. Gomez

By: Jack Smith

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 6 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

When Jack and Denny Smith decided to build a vacation dream house in Baja, California, they had no idea they were entering a phase of their lives “that would capture the fancy of readers throughout the United States.” Through a series of strange and whimsical adventures, they would find that building a house takes God and Mr. Gomez.As their... Read more

Don’t Point That Thing at Me

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 6 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don’t Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai, degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and acknowledged coward.With his... Read more

Something Nasty in the Woodshed

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 5 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Life always seems to be more complicated than it should be for Charlie Mortdecai: degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and confirmed coward. Something Nasty in the Woodshed finds Charlie exiled from London due to his growing unpopularity on account of some shady art deals. Taking refuge in a country... Read more

After You with the Pistol

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 6 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Kyril Bonfiglioli’s wickedly fun mysteries featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai—degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and general knave-about-Picadilly—have been cult classics in the UK since their first publication there in the 1970s.Charlie’s back in After You with the Pistol, along with his new... Read more

A Dollar Short

By: Karin Gillespie

Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie

Length: 8 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

It isn't every day a movie star steals your husband. When that day comes for Chiffon Butrell of Cayboo Creek, South Carolina, she looks to the Bottom Dollar Girls to help her out of one fine mess.With three kids to feed and Lonnie's paycheck from the NutraSweet plant being forwarded to a California address, Chiffon is coming up more than a... Read more

Dollar Daze

By: Karin Gillespie

Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie

Length: 8 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: No

Third in the popular series about the Bottom Dollar Girls from Cayboo Creek, Dollar Daze finds their love in bloom. Though every rose must have its thorn, it’s up to the Bottom Dollar Girls to follow their hearts. Leading the way is Attalee, soda jerk at the Bottom Dollar Emporium, who’s so hot and heavy with her beau Dooley that the pair seems... Read more

Waterloo

By: Karen Olsson

Narrated by: Anna Fields

Length: 9 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

“You’re in a slump.” Nick Lasseter’s boss is talking about his job performance as a reporter for the Waterloo Weekly, but he might as well be talking about Nick’s whole life. His current assignment, a profile of a legendary liberal ex-congressman, is in trouble even before the subject abruptly dies. When Nick grudgingly agrees to write a piece... Read more

Mommy Tracked

By: Whitney Gaskell

Narrated by: Kate Reading

Length: 11 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Praised for her "refreshingly real" novels, Whitney Gaskell delivers a warm and witty story of four women coping with the challenges of motherhood, men, and each other. With a son in his Terrible Twos, divorced working mother Anna is too busy to reenter the world of dating, no matter how expertly her new admirer woos her. Grace has three... Read more

The Sex Lives of Cannibals

By: J. Maarten Troost

Narrated by: Simon Vance

Length: 8 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

At age twenty-six, Maarten Troost decided to pack up his flip-flops and move to a remote South Pacific island. The idea of dropping everything and moving to the ends of the earth was irresistibly romantic. He should have known better.This book tells the hilarious story of what happens when he discovers that the island is not the paradise he... Read more

Where's My Jetpack?

By: Daniel H. Wilson

Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki

Length: 3 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

It's the twenty-first century and let's be honest—things are a little disappointing. Despite every World's Fair prediction and the advertisements in comic books, we are not living the future we were promised. By now, life was supposed to be a fully automated, atomic-powered, germ-free Utopia, a place where a grown man could wear a velvet spandex... Read more