Humor audiobooks

Miss Mapp

By: E. F. Benson

Narrated by: Wanda McCaddon

Length: 8 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Miss Elizabeth Mapp, magnificent grande dame and heiress, is always on the lookout lest her neighbors fall outside the bounds of perfect, exemplary manners. Opera glasses and notebook in hand, she gazes out her window, ever the vigilant sentinel. But her tightly controlled world is soon beset on all sides by interlopers, first in the... Read more

Where's My Jetpack?

By: Daniel H. Wilson

Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki

Length: 3 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

It's the twenty-first century and let's be honest—things are a little disappointing. Despite every World's Fair prediction and the advertisements in comic books, we are not living the future we were promised. By now, life was supposed to be a fully automated, atomic-powered, germ-free Utopia, a place where a grown man could wear a velvet spandex... Read more

Don’t Point That Thing at Me

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 6 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don’t Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai, degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and acknowledged coward.With his... Read more

Him, Her, Him Again, the End of Him

By: Patricia Marx

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Length: 7 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

Former Saturday Night Live writer Patricia Marx brings her clever, deadpan humor to this addictively readable novel about one woman's comic obsession with her first boyfriend. A neurotic young graduate student looking for distraction from her doomed thesis is inexplicably swept off her feet by a narcissistic philosophy professor. The obsession... Read more

Something Nasty in the Woodshed

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 5 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Life always seems to be more complicated than it should be for Charlie Mortdecai: degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and confirmed coward. Something Nasty in the Woodshed finds Charlie exiled from London due to his growing unpopularity on account of some shady art deals. Taking refuge in a country... Read more

After You with the Pistol

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 6 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Kyril Bonfiglioli’s wickedly fun mysteries featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai—degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and general knave-about-Picadilly—have been cult classics in the UK since their first publication there in the 1970s.Charlie’s back in After You with the Pistol, along with his new... Read more

God and Mr. Gomez

By: Jack Smith

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 6 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

When Jack and Denny Smith decided to build a vacation dream house in Baja, California, they had no idea they were entering a phase of their lives “that would capture the fancy of readers throughout the United States.” Through a series of strange and whimsical adventures, they would find that building a house takes God and Mr. Gomez.As their... Read more

Kooks

By: M. D. Baer

Narrated by: Jamie Cohen

Length: 5 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Trent Noble’s life is going nowhere fast. His once promising acting career has given way to a downward spiral of lowlife telemarketing jobs. On the brink of a promotion to head telemarketer, his conscience overloads, and one morning he passes the exit to his job and keeps on going.That’s when he finds himself in Dadaville, an eccentric... Read more

You Know Me Al

By: Ring Lardner

Narrated by: Dennis McKee

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Jack Keefe is a talented, brash, and conceited young bush-league pitcher. Impervious to both advice and sarcasm, Keefe rises to the heights, but his inability to learn from his mistakes might just be his undoing. Told through a series of letters written from Keefe to his friend, Al, this baseball classic maintains a balance between the funny and... Read more

Dollar Daze

By: Karin Gillespie

Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie

Length: 8 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: No

Third in the popular series about the Bottom Dollar Girls from Cayboo Creek, Dollar Daze finds their love in bloom. Though every rose must have its thorn, it’s up to the Bottom Dollar Girls to follow their hearts. Leading the way is Attalee, soda jerk at the Bottom Dollar Emporium, who’s so hot and heavy with her beau Dooley that the pair seems... Read more

How to Survive a Robot Uprising

By: Daniel H. Wilson

Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki

Length: 3 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

How do you spot a robot mimicking a human? How do you recognize and deactivate a rebel servant robot? How do you escape a murderous “smart” house or evade a swarm of marauding robotic flies? In this dryly hilarious survival guide, roboticist Daniel H. Wilson teaches worried humans the secrets to quashing a robot mutiny. From treating laser... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 6 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide - Abridged

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

Nip 'n' Tuck

By: Kathy Lette

Narrated by: Shirley Barthelmie

Length: 6 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Journalist Lizzie McPhee has always thought of beauty as a case of mind over matter – if you don't mind, it doesn’t matter. But all that changes when she begins the countdown towards the big 4-0. Suddenly, she's comparing her butt buoyancy to that of women on billboards and worrying about wrinkles. But the pitter-pitter-pat of tiny crow’s feet... Read more

Solomon vs. Lord

By: Paul Levine

Narrated by: Christopher Lane

Length: 12 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Victoria Lord follows all the rules. Steve Solomon makes up his own.Steve Solomon is the sharpest lawyer ever to barely graduate from Key West School of Law. Victoria Lord is fresh from Yale, toiling for an ambitious DA, and soon to be married. And Katrina Barksdale is a sexy former figure skater charged with killing her incredibly wealthy,... Read more

Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

In this hilarious new book, Scott Adams introduces the Weasel Zone -- the giant gray area between good moral behavior and outright criminality. It's where your coworkers, bosses, salespeople, CEOs, human resource executives, hotel clerks, home repair people, and loved ones reside. In twenty-seven compelling chapters, Scott reveals the secrets of... Read more

Joy of Work - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss has taken away your door, your walls, and your storage areas, there aren't many options left for the next revolution in office design. One of the following things is likely to go next: the floor; the ceiling; your happiness.I... Read more

Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 22 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above!Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers... Read more

The Dilbert Principle - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The creator of Dilbert, the fastest-growing comic strip in the nation, takes a look at corporate America in all its glorious lunacy.These hilarious essays on incompetent bosses, rampant management fads, bewildering technological changes, and so much more, will make anyone who has ever worked in an office laugh out loud in recognition.The Dilbert... Read more

DILBERT FUTURE - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while importantoffice work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adamshimself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." --Worth MagazineStep aside, Nostradamus. Here comes the real soothsayer, and he'sturning his eagle eye on everything from new work-avoiding technologyto sex... Read more

Don't Know Much about the Bible

By: Kenneth C. Davis

Narrated by: Arthur Morey & Lorna Raver

Length: 16 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

Bringing to life the world of the Old and New Testaments, the acclaimed creator of the bestselling Don’t Know Much About® series transforms dry, difficult reading into colorful and realistic accounts. Relying on new research and improved translations, Kenneth C. Davis uncovers some amazing questions and contradictions about what the Bible really... Read more

Are Men Necessary?

By: Maureen Dowd

Narrated by: Maureen Dowd

Length: 8 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

Are men afraid of smart, successful women? Why did feminism fizzle? Why are so many of today's women freezing their faces and emotions in an orgy of plasticity? Is "having it all" just a cruel hoax?In this witty and wide-ranging book, Maureen Dowd looks at the state of the sexual union, raising bold questions and examining everything from... Read more

Talk to the Hand

By: Lynne Truss

Narrated by: Lynne Truss

Length: 1 hour 56 minutes

Abridged: No

"Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening," the saying goes.When did the world stop wanting to hear? When did society become so thoughtless? It’s a topic that has been simmering for years, and Lynne Truss says it’s now reached the boiling point. Taking on the boorish behavior that for some has become a point of pride, Talk to the Hand... Read more

Life's Little Annoyances - Abridged

By: Ian Urbina

Narrated by: Stanley Tucci

Length: 1 hour 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

True Tales of People Who Just Can't Take It Anymore.

What can you do when the world is pushing you over the edge? More than you think.

For some of us, it's the automated voice that answers the phone when we'd rather talk to a real person. For others, it's the fact that Starbucks insists on calling its smallest-sized coffee "tall." Or perhaps it's... Read more