Humor audiobooks

My Mother's Ridiculous Rules for Dating

By: Philip William Stover

Narrated by: Philip William Stover & Daniel Henning

Length: 10 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: No

It's hard to prove Mom wrong when she's found Mr. Right . . .



Dumped by his boyfriend and stuck in an unfulfilling job, jaded NYC ghostwriter Sam Carmichael can't be more miserable. Until the eve of his thirty-fifth birthday when his mother, Gloria, arrives with a present from the past.



Years ago, exasperated by Gloria's matchmaking, Sam promised... Read more

Talent

By: Juliet Lapidos

Narrated by: Khristine Hvam

Length: 6 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

In this "deliciously funny, sharp, and sincere" debut (Helen Oyeyemi), a young graduate student writing about -- and desperately searching for -- inspiration stumbles upon it in the unlikeliest of places.
Anna Brisker is a twenty-nine-year-old graduate student in English at Collegiate University who can't seem to finish her dissertation. Her... Read more

Wreck the Halls

By: Tessa Bailey

Narrated by: Brooke Bloomingdale & James Gloucester

Length: 10 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

#1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey delivers a sexy, hilarious standalone holiday rom-com about the adult children of two former rock stars who team up to convince their estranged mothers to play a Christmas Eve concert…Melody Gallard may be the daughter of music royalty, but her world is far from glamorous. She spends her days... Read more

We

By: Yevgeny Zamyatin

Narrated by: Charles Featherstone

Length: 7 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

In a utopian future society, where all social unrest has been engineered away, a man has an awakening. Starting as a happy worker drone, he meets a woman who reveals to him the reality of life outside the state's control - the glories of chaotic nature in the world and in the heart. They become entwined with a conspiracy against the state, and... Read more

Love and Other Scores

By: Abra Pressler

Narrated by: Darius Williams

Length: 10 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

This season's spicy must-read: a sexy, queer sports romance, for fans of Carrie Soto is Back and Red, White & Royal Blue.


Gabriel is a global tennis superstar and heartthrob. As he eyes his first Grand Slam title at the Australian Open, the pressure is getting to him. After an intense practice session, Gabriel finds refuge in a bar, where... Read more

This Is Not a Holiday Romance

By: Camilla Isley

Narrated by: Stephanie Cannon & Alex Forward

Length: 6 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

A BRAND NEW romance from bestselling author of 'It's Complicated' Camilla Isley. Perfect for fans of Sarah Adams, Christina Lauren and Abby Jimenez.An enemies to lovers, brother’s best friend, forced proximity Christmas rom-com.Two sworn enemies, snowed in over Christmas with chemistry that will melt the ice!Nina Thompson has one Christmas wish:... Read more

Happy Bloody Christmas

By: Jo Middleton

Narrated by: Olivia Mace

Length: 10 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…) ––––––––––––––––––––– Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List: 1. Wrap the kids' presents​ 2. Peel the potatoes ​ 3. Get... Read more

Una luna sin miel

By: Christina Lauren

Narrated by: Gloria Terridas

Length: 8 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

Olive está acostumbrada a tener mala suerte. Ya sea en el amor, el trabajo o cualquier otro aspecto de su vida, esta siempre está al acecho. En cambio, Ami, su gemela, tiene tanta suerte que ha conseguido organizar su boda a base de sorteos. Pero lo que es un sueño para su hermana es sinónimo de pesadilla para Olive, que tendrá que pasar toda la... Read more

Ed Reardon's Week: Series 9-12

By: Christopher Douglas and Andrew Nickolds

Narrated by: Christopher Douglas, Stephanie Cole, Barunka O'...

Length: 11 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

Series 9-12 of the hit comedy featuring curmudgeonly author Ed Reardon

Author, pipe-smoker, fare-dodger and master of the complaining letter and abusive email, Ed Reardon returns for another four series. Despite many thwarted attempts at literary succes, he's still living a precarious existence with his trusty companion Elgar, reliant on any... Read more

Back to the Bedroom

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: C. J. Critt

Length: 5 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

She was the mysterious woman in the long black cloak. He was the sexy guy next door. They shared a common wall between their Capitol Hill townhouses and not much else—until disaster scored a direct hit on the mystery woman’s bedroom and the sexy guy’s heart. He baked her a cake, she learned to throw a football, there were some misunderstandings... Read more

A Carnival of Snackery

By: David Sedaris

Narrated by: David Sedaris & Tracey Ullman

Length: 17 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

A New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice
Finalist for the Audie Award in Humor

There’s no right way to keep a diary, but if there’s an entertaining way, David Sedaris seems to have mas­tered it.
 
If it’s navel-gazing you’re after, you’ve come to the wrong place; ditto treacly self-examination. Rather, his observations turn outward: a fight... Read more

Small Gods

By: Terry Pratchett

Narrated by: Andy Serkis, Bill Nighy & Peter Serafinowicz

Length: 11 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Brought to you by Penguin.


The audiobook of Small Gods is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor and director Andy Serkis (The Lord of the Rings; Planet of the Apes). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter... Read more

Less Is Lost

By: Andrew Sean Greer

Narrated by: Robert Petkoff

Length: 7 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

In the follow-up to the “bedazzling, bewitching, and be-wonderful” (NYTBR) best-selling and Pulitzer Prize-winning Less: A Novel, the awkward and lovable Arthur Less returns in an unforgettable road trip across America.

“Go get lost somewhere, it always does you good.”

For Arthur Less, life is going surprisingly well: he is a moderately... Read more

It Happened One Christmas Eve

By: Jenn McKinlay

Narrated by: Sara Young

Length: 3 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

Claire Macintosh is about to get engaged to a man she doesn't love at the holiday gala she is hosting as director of the Museum of Literature. Her mother, Hildy Macintosh, has made it clear that if the museum is to continue to receive the enormous donations from the family trust that Hildy has approved all these years, then Claire must marry the... Read more

Stay Sexy & Don't Get Murdered

By: Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark

Narrated by: Georgia Hardstark, Karen Kilgariff & Paul Giamatti

Length: 6 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

This program is read by the authors, with Paul Giamatti, and includes sections recorded in front of a live audience.

The highly anticipated first book by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, the voices behind the #1 hit podcast My Favorite Murder!

Sharing never-before-heard stories ranging from their struggles with depression, eating disorders,... Read more

You, Again

By: Kate Goldbeck

Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio

Length: 11 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • “This gender-swapped When Harry Met Sally retelling is for anyone who craves romance novels with realistic and flawed characters. Ari and Josh circle each other for years in the kind of delicious, slow-burn tension that only comes from a well-executed enemies-to-friends-to-lovers arc.”—NPR

“Fresh, witty, and utterly... Read more

Something Wilder

By: Christina Lauren

Narrated by: Patti Murin, Jon Root & Christina Lauren

Length: 9 hours 27 minutes

Abridged: No

The “reigning romance queens” (PopSugar) and New York Times bestselling authors of The Soulmate Equation and The Unhoneymooners present a charming and laugh-out-loud funny novel filled with adventure, treasure, and, of course, love.

Growing up the daughter of notorious treasure hunter and absentee father Duke Wilder left Lily without much... Read more

The Burnout

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Bessie Carter

Length: 12 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

Sparks fly in this delightful novel about two burned out professionals who meet at a ramshackle resort on the British seaside—from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Party Crasher.

“I devoured The Burnout in one greedy gulp. It’s funny, sad, relatable, and brilliantly done. Sophie Kinsella is the queen of romantic comedy.”—Jojo... Read more

Squeeze Me

By: Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by: Scott Brick

Length: 11 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • A hilarious novel of social and political intrigue, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida’s gold coast, from the author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl

“If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy.” —The New York Times

WITH A NEW EPILOGUE

At the height of Palm Beach’s charity ball season,... Read more

The Soulmate Equation

By: Christina Lauren

Narrated by: Patti Murin

Length: 10 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

“Writing duo and reigning romance queens Christina Lauren are back with The Soulmate Equation, their most ambitious book to date.” —PopSugar

​“A sexy, science-filled, and surprising romance full of warmth and wit.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

Chosen as a best pick by Bustle, Marie Claire, Entertainment... Read more

The Blonde Identity

By: Ally Carter

Narrated by: Emily Ellet & Andrew Eiden

Length: 9 hours

Abridged: No

""A unique, delightful, hilarious, unputdownable romance… I’m wonderstruck by The Blonde Identity!"" — Ali Hazelwood, New York Times bestselling author of The Love HypothesisThe New York Times bestselling YA author of the beloved Gallagher Girls series bursts onto the adult scene with a fast-paced, hilarious road trip rom-com about a woman with... Read more

Over the Top

By: Jonathan Van Ness

Narrated by: Jonathan Van Ness

Length: 5 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: No

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERGOOGLE'S BEST AUDIOBOOKS OF 2019NPR'S FAVORITE BOOKS OF THE YEARINDIE BESTSELLERGOODREADS CHOICE AWARD WINNER: BEST MEMOIR & AUTOBIOGRAPHY
A laugh-and-cry-out-loud memoir from the beloved star of Netflix’s Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, sharing never before told, deeply personal stories of growing up gay, transforming... Read more

Hang the Moon

By: Alexandria Bellefleur

Narrated by: Lauren Sweet

Length: 10 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: No

In a delightful follow-up to Written in the Stars, Alexandria Bellefleur delivers another queer rom-com about a hopeless romantic who vows to show his childhood crush that romance isn’t dead by recreating iconic dates from his favorite films...Brendon Lowell loves love. It’s why he created a dating app to help people find their one true pairing... Read more

The Wreckage of My Presence

By: Casey Wilson

Narrated by: Casey Wilson

Length: 6 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

""Magnificent."" —People MagazineThe instant New York Times bestseller: Laugh-out-loud, deeply insightful, and emotion-filled essays from multitalented actress, comedian, podcaster, and writer Casey Wilson.Casey Wilson has a lot on her mind and she isn’t afraid to share. In this dazzling collection, each essay skillfully constructed and brimming... Read more