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Squeeze Me

A novel

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If you enjoyed Razor Girl, then you’ll love Squeeze Me.

“Warning: be very careful if Carl Hiassen's Squeeze Me is on your car speakers. Bursts of laughter can be dangerously distracting. Scott Brick's sonorous voice lends anchorman credibility to this mystery that's as current as today's news yet classic Hiassen -- with an eco-centric South Florida plot and hilarious absurdity. Where else will you find a decapitated python, a petite critter-wrangler (and petite missing heiress) and an investigation complicated by the high-profile neighbors of Casa Bellicosa? (And their Secret Service detail.) We deserve to laugh, and Carl Hiassen's here for us.”

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“If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy.” —Janet Maslin, The New York Times
 
From the author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl, a hilarious, New York Times best-selling novel of social and political intrigues, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida’s gold coast.

It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swank gala, and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels--she was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, the President immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth.

The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt (followed by some grinding between the First Lady and a love-struck Secret Service agent). Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who arrives at her own conclusions after she is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . .

Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.


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