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Squeeze Me
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Squeeze Me

A novel

Bookseller Recommendation

If you enjoyed Razor Girl, then you’ll love Squeeze Me.

“Warning: be very careful if Carl Hiassen's Squeeze Me is on your car speakers. Bursts of laughter can be dangerously distracting. Scott Brick's sonorous voice lends anchorman credibility to this mystery that's as current as today's news yet classic Hiassen -- with an eco-centric South Florida plot and hilarious absurdity. Where else will you find a decapitated python, a petite critter-wrangler (and petite missing heiress) and an investigation complicated by the high-profile neighbors of Casa Bellicosa? (And their Secret Service detail.) We deserve to laugh, and Carl Hiassen's here for us.”

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NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • A hilarious novel of social and political intrigue, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida’s gold coast, from the author of Skinny Dip and Razor Girl

“If you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy.” —The New York Times
 
WITH A NEW EPILOGUE

At the height of Palm Beach’s charity ball season, Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons, a prominent member of geriatric high society, suddenly vanishes during a swank gala. Kiki Pew was a founding member of the Potussies, a group of women dedicated to supporting the President, who spends half the year at the “Winter White House” just down the road. Meanwhile, Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, is called to the island to deal with a monster-sized Burmese python that has taken residency in a tree. But the President is focused on the disappearance of Kiki Pew. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, he immediately declares her a victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth, which now lies in the middle of the road, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady’s motorcade to a grinding halt. Irreverent, ingenious, and uproariously entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times.


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