Humor audiobooks

The Limpopo Academy of Private Detection

By: Alexander McCall Smith

Narrated by: Lisette Lecat

Length: 10 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

Alexander McCall Smith's No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series has become a worldwide phenomenon thanks to the appeal of endearing protagonist Precious Ramotswe and the author's charmingly quirky prose. In this 13th installment, Mma Ramotswe's attention is focused on a pesky disciplinary problem at her adopted daughter's school-while Grace... Read more

The Wedding Beat

By: Devan Sipher

Narrated by: Peter Berkrot

Length: 7 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: No

Sometimes the best man isn’t even in the wedding party.Gavin Greene is a hopeless romantic. He’s also a professional one: he writes the wedding column for a Pulitzer Prize–winning newspaper, covering spectacular parties from coast to coast. But there’s a thin line between being a hotshot reporter on assignment and being a single guy alone on a... Read more

Brezeltango (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Andrea Hörnke-Trieß

Length: 5 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Die Stuttgarterin Line und der Hamburger Leon sind ein glückliches Paar. Aber dann bricht um Line herum das Chaos aus: Ihre beste Freundin verliebt sich in den falschen Mann, Tante Dorle will nicht mehr heiraten und Lines biedere Schwester spielt mit dem Gedanken, ihre Familie zu verlassen. Und warum ist Leon plötzlich so begeistert von... Read more

Angelmaker

By: Nick Harkaway

Narrated by: Daniel Weyman

Length: 17 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Joe Spork repairs clocks, a far cry from his late father, a flashy London gangster. But when Joe fixes one particularly unusual device, his life is suddenly upended. Joe’s client, Edie Banister, is more than just a kindly old lady—she’s a former superspy. And the device? It’s a 1950s doomsday machine. And having triggered it, Joe now faces the... Read more

A Damsel in Distress

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil

Length: 7 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

When Maud Marsh flings herself into George Bevan's cab in Piccadilly, he starts believing in damsels in distress. George traces his mysterious traveling companion to Belpher Castle, home of Lord Marshmoreton, where things become severely muddled. Maud's aunt, Lady Caroline Byng, wants Maud to marry Reggie, her stepson. Maud, meanwhile, is known... Read more

Something New

By: P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: B.J. Harrison

Length: 8 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Downton Abbey - PG Wodehouse style!

Here we have a glorious ensemble of Wodehousian characters knocking elbows to foreheads in the elegant and grand Blandings Castle. Meet Freddy Threepwood, the vagrant son of doddering old Lord Emsworth of Blandings Castle. Freddy has recently become engaged to Aline Peters, the American heiress of an irascible... Read more

Hidden Treasures

By: Fern Britton

Narrated by: Fern Britton

Length: 8 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

You will love this best-selling novel by Sunday Times best-selling author Fern Britton. The perfect escape to Cornwall, for fans of Katie Fforde and Celia Imrie. Helen Merrifield decides to start afresh and put her old life behind her in the picture-postcard Cornish village of Pendruggan. Throwing... Read more

The Lion is In

By: Delia Ephron

Narrated by: Natasha Lyonne

Length: 7 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

“‘There are no miracles,” says Rita …. ‘Miracles are simply misunderstandings. Or worse, cons.’” –The Lion Is In

Tracee is a runaway bride and kleptomaniac. Lana’s an audacious beauty, a recovering alcoholic. Rita is a holy-roller minister’s wife, desperate to escape her marriage. One warm summer’s night, these three women go on the lam... Read more

Kasher in the Rye

By: Moshe Kasher

Narrated by: Moshe Kasher

Length: 8 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

“The finest, most moving and powerful memoir I have ever read.”—MAYIM BIALIK

Rising young comedian Moshe Kasher is lucky to be alive. He started using drugs when he was just 12. At that point, he had already been in psychoanlysis for 8 years. By the time he was 15, he had been in and out of several mental institutions, drifting from therapy to... Read more

The Well of Lost Plots

By: Jasper Fforde

Narrated by: Emily Gray

Length: 13 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

asper Fforde has done it again in this genre-bending blend of crime fiction, fantasy, and top-drawer literary entertainment. After two rollicking New York Times bestselling adventures through Western literature, resourceful literary detective Thursday Next definitely needs some downtime. And what better place for a respite than in the hidden... Read more

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack

By: Mark Leyner

Narrated by: Mark Leyner

Length: 7 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

From the bestselling and wildly imaginative novelist Mark Leyner, a romp through the excesses and exploits of gods and mortals.

High above the bustling streets of Dubai, in the world's tallest and most luxurious skyscraper, reside the gods and goddesses of the modern world. Since they emerged 14 billion years ago from a bus blaring a tune... Read more

All Fired Up

By: Malcolm Castle

Narrated by: Dean Williamson

Length: 8 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

Nothing about the county fire service was quite what Malcolm expected when he joined the watch in Shrewsbury. As the newest member of the service he was first in line when swans terrorised the high street - and when a flock of owls got stuck on the roof of his local pub. Eighteen years old and more than ready to rush into burning buildings to... Read more

Tough Sh*t

By: Kevin Smith

Narrated by: Kevin Smith

Length: 5 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store,... Read more

Fat Is The New 30

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 9 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

The Sweet Potato Queens are back and bawdier than ever in Southern belle extraordinaire Jill Conner Browne’s ninth edition of the hysterical series.Having experienced pretty much ALL of the crappy parts of life, Browne feels it is her duty to render whatever assistance she can to her fellow sufferers—and she does so in her own inimitable... Read more

Smarty Girl

By: Honor Molloy

Narrated by: Honor Molloy, Kevin Holohan, Susan McKeown & Ae...

Length: 7 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener. Read more

The Zombie Combat Manual

By: Roger Ma

Narrated by: Kris Koscheski

Length: 7 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

Statistics reveal that during a zombie outbreak, most individuals will have to destroy their undead opponent without the aid of a firearm. To prepare you for the inevitability of hand-to-hand combat with the living dead, The Zombie Combat Manual demonstrates how anyone, from the seasoned fighter to the untrained citizen, can become an effective... Read more

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

By: Deborah Moggach

Narrated by: Juliet Mills

Length: 11 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

Now a major motion picture starring Jude Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel, Tom Wilkinson, and Maggie Smith.
 
When Ravi Kapoor, an overworked London doctor, reaches the breaking point with his difficult father-in-law, he asks his wife: “Can’t we just send him away somewhere? Somewhere far, far away.” His prayer is seemingly answered when Ravi’s... Read more

Saint Patrick, The Banner, The Hat, and the FBI

By: Alphie McCourt

Narrated by: Alphie McCourt

Length: 14 minutes

Abridged: No

Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day! Alphie McCourt, author of the convivial memoir A Long Stone's Throw and youngest brother of Frank McCourt (Angela's Ashes), releases his reminiscences of the beloved holiday. This story, written and read by the author, strings together retellings of a few of the expatriate Irishman's most memorable Saint... Read more

Franz Josef Strauß - Mich können Sie nicht stoppen, ich bin da!

By: Jürgen Roth

Narrated by: Gert Heidenreich

Length: 2 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

Franz Josef Strauß war der umstrittenste Politiker der alten Bundesrepublik. Man verachtete ihn, oder man huldigte ihm, bisweilen wie einem König. Auf dem Höhepunkt seiner Macht innerhalb der Union, im Bundestagswahlkampf 1980, der die Republik in zwei sich erbittert befeindende Lager teilte, unterlag Strauß dem Amtsinhaber Helmut... Read more

Humor

By: Joachim Ringelnatz, Kurt Tucholsky & Christoph ...

Narrated by: Sven Görtz

Length: 2 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

Groucho Marx sagte einmal, "das dünnste Buch der Welt müsste ein deutsches Buch über Humor sein". Um den Gegenbeweis dieses Klischees anzutreten, präsentieren wir Meisterwerke deutscher Komik. Auf dieser wilden Fahrt begegnen uns absurde Gedichte von Christian Morgenstern wie "Das große Lalula", "Der Rabe Ralf" oder das Möwenlied. Satiriker... Read more

Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?

By: The Believer

Narrated by: Patton Oswalt, George Saunders, Jerry Stahl, Ju...

Length: 4 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance.
 
Here Amy... Read more

Brain Trust

By: Garth Sundem

Narrated by: Garth Sundem

Length: 7 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

Blind Them…with SCIENCE!

How much better would your life be if you had an army of Nobel Laureates, MacArthur ‘geniuses’ and National Medal of Science winners whispering tips in your ear about your body language, or how to resist that impulse purchase you’ll regret tomorrow, or when to sell your car—or even helping you trick your spouse into... Read more

Don't Put Me In, Coach

By: Mark Titus

Narrated by: Tyler Seiple

Length: 6 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

An irreverent, hilarious insider's look at big-time NCAA basketball, through the eyes of the nation's most famous benchwarmer and author of the popular blog ClubTrillion.com (3.6m visits!). Mark Titus holds the Ohio State record for career wins, and made it to the 2007 national championship game. You would think Titus would be all over the... Read more

A Gentleman of Leisure

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Frederick Davidson

Length: 6 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

When Jimmy Pitt bets an actor friend that any fool could burgle a house, offering to demonstrate the feat that very night, he puts his reputation on the line.Jimmy hires the services of a professional burglar, but his difficulties are increased when he has the misfortune to select police captain McEachern’s house for the burglary. And imagine... Read more