Humor audiobooks

The Mating Season

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil

Length: 6 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: No

Wodehouse dishes up non-stop hilarity in this classic quagmire featuring birdbrained Bertie Wooster and his astute butler, Reginald Jeeves. When Gussie Fink-Nottle lands in the slammer, Bertie poses as his pal in order to keep Madeline Bassett at bay. After all, no one knows Bertie at Deverill Hall. Corky’s dog, covert couples, five crackpot... Read more

Summer Moonshine

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil

Length: 7 hours 44 minutes

Abridged: No

The hideous Walsingford Hall is home to an odd assortment of coves. The vile premises belong to Sir Buckstone, who is in a little financial difficulty. So for a little monetary help he puts a roof over the heads of people like (among others) Tubby Vanringham, the adoring slave of the coldhearted Miss Whittaker. His brother Joe has fallen head... Read more

What Einstein Told His Barber

By: Robert L. Wolke

Narrated by: Stephen Hoye

Length: 8 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: No

What makes ice cubes cloudy? How do shark attacks make airplanes safer? Can a person traveling in a car at the speed of sound still hear the radio? Moreover, would they want to. . . ?

Do you often find yourself pondering life's little conundrums? Have you ever wondered why the ocean is blue? Or why birds don't get electrocuted when perching on... Read more

Spätzleblues (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Elisabeth Kabatek

Narrated by: Andrea Hörnke-Trieß

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Pipeline Praetorius, genannt Line, die Frau mit dem Katastrophen-Gen, lebt in der wildesten Stadt Deutschlands: Stuttgart. Und sie hat es nicht leicht: Ihr geliebter Freund Leon, mit dem sie sich in letzter Sekunde wieder versöhnt hat (am Flughafen!), wird aus Berufsgründen die nächsten Jahre in China leben, und ihr neuer Job in der Werbeagentur... Read more

The Meryl Streep Movie Club

By: Mia March

Narrated by: Joy Osmanski

Length: 11 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: No

In the bestselling tradition of The Friday Night Knitting Club and The Jane Austen Book Club, three women find unexpected answers, happiness, and one another, using Meryl Streep’s movies as their inspiration.  

Two sisters and the cousin they grew up with after a tragedy are summoned home to their family matriarch’s inn on the coast of Maine for... Read more

Wicked Business

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 5 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

Janet Evanovich, mega-bestselling author of the beloved Stephanie Plum series, is back and better than ever. Her novels, hailed by GQ as “among the great joys of contemporary crime fiction,” deliver rollicking adventure with crackling wit and hilarious mayhem. And, now, one of the hottest writers today returns with dynamic duo Lizzy and Diesel... Read more

Skios

By: Michael Frayn

Narrated by: Robin Sachs

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

On the private Greek island of Skios, the high-paying guests of a world-renowned foundation prepare for the annual keynote address, to be given this year by Dr. Norman Wilfred, an eminent authority on the scientific organization of science. He turns out to be surprisingly youthful, handsome, and charming. Everyone is soon eating out of his... Read more

Cowards

By: Glenn Beck

Narrated by: Ron McLarty

Length: 10 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

#1 New York Times bestselling author and nationally syndicated radio host Glenn Beck provides readers with the truth about the issues the media and politicians are scared to touch.

COURAGE > COWARDS

As we approach the most important presidential election in America’s history, something has been lost among all of the debates, attack ads, and... Read more

America, You Sexy Bitch

By: Meghan McCain & Michael Ian Black

Narrated by: Meghan McCain & Michael Ian Black

Length: 10 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

In the summer of 2011, McCain and Black embarked on a balls-out, cross-country tour. Along the way, they spoke to politicians, gun lovers, abortion-rights advocates and opponents, gay parents, flag burners, Muslims, poker players, Tea Partiers, Minutemen, veterans, teen moms, bikers, fast food workers, and a hooker or two. They toured the White... Read more

Not Taco Bell Material - Abridged

By: Adam Carolla

Narrated by: Adam Carolla

Length: 7 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today.

Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about... Read more

I Heart London

By: Lindsey Kelk

Narrated by: Cassandra Harwood

Length: 9 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

Angela’s back on home turf – and in her biggest romantic scrape yet… Angela Clark has fallen in love with New York – and it’s starting to love her back. But when she’s summoned home to England, she’s at risk of losing her shiny new life to rain, warm beer and bad memories. Talk about stepping back in time ... Read more

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

By: Joan Rivers

Narrated by: Joan Rivers

Length: 4 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think... Read more

Doctor Sally

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Paul Shelley

Length: 2 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

When Bill Bannister meets Dr. Sally Smith, love blossoms immediately. Unfortunately, there is just the small problem of Lottie Higginbotham, former actress, serial bride, and human fireball, with whom Bill is already involved. The well-meaning interference of Bill’s old friend, Squiffy Tidmouth, once married to Lottie, only complicates matters... Read more

Laughing Gas

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Jonathan Cecil

Length: 6 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Joey Cooley is a golden-curled child film star, the idol of American motherhood. Reginald, third Earl of Havershot, is a boxing blue on a mission to save his wayward cousin from the fleshpots of Hollywood. Both are under anesthesia at the dentist's office when something strange happens and their identities are swapped. Suddenly, Joey can use his... Read more

Rescue Me

By: Rachel Gibson

Narrated by: Kathleen Early

Length: 7 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

Rachel Gibson has already won two Romance Writers of America’s RITA® Awards—the most prestigious honor the romance community bestows—for her “edgy, sexy, fast-paced romance” (Jayne Ann Krentz), and Rescue Me is yet another high point in her acclaimed career.  The New York Times bestselling author of the popular Seattle Chinooks stories, Gibson... Read more

Me the People

By: Kevin Bleyer

Narrated by: Kevin Bleyer

Length: 11 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

The United States Constitution promised a More Perfect Union. It’s a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution—one that didn’t trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says.
 
Until now.  
 
Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are holding it.
 
But first, some... Read more

Why You're Not Married . . . Yet

By: Tracy McMillan

Narrated by: Tracy McMillan

Length: 6 hours 6 minutes

Abridged: No

If you’re looking to get married and you’re not, there’s most likely a very good reason: you. Not that you’re a bad person—you’re certainly not! It’s just that you haven’t yet become the woman you need to be in order to have the partnership you want. So how you can grow into someone who is ready to say “I do” and to attract the same in a mate?
 
... Read more

Girlchild

By: Tupelo Hassman

Narrated by: Tupelo Hassman

Length: 5 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

Rory Hendrix is the least likely of Girl Scouts. She hasn't got a troop or even a badge to call her own. But she's checked the Handbook out from the elementary school library so many times that her name fills all the lines on the card, and she pores over its surreal advice (Uniforms, disposing of outgrown; The Right Use of Your Body; Finding... Read more

Summer Daydreams

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Jane Collingwood

Length: 10 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

What if you had always dreamed of something more . . . ?

Nell McNamara has a happy life: her boyfriend Olly adores her, their four-year-old daughter Petal is the centre of their world and Nell has a steady job in the local chip shop. When the chippy needs a makeover, Nell jumps at the chance to unleash the creativity fizzing inside her.

Inspired... Read more

Calling Invisible Women

By: Jeanne Ray

Narrated by: Coleen Marlo

Length: 5 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

A mom in her early fifties, Clover knows she no longer turns heads the way she used to, and she’s only really missed when dinner isn’t on the table on time. Then Clover wakes up one morning to discover she’s invisible—truly invisible. She panics, but when her husband and son sit down to dinner, nothing is amiss. Even though she’s been with her... Read more

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games

By: Bratniss Everclean

Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Mockstrich season has begun. Welcome to The Hunger But Mainly Death Games, the hilarious Hunger Games parody, and the only book brave enough to suggest that Suzanne Collins's epic trilogy was way more about death than food.

Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb's garbage dump, to... Read more

Mark Twain’s Helpful Hints for Good Living

By: Mark Twain

Narrated by: Grover Gardner

Length: 4 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

Irreverent, charming, and eminently quotable, this handbook—an eccentric etiquette guide for the human race—contains sixty-nine aphorisms, anecdotes, whimsical suggestions, maxims, and cautionary tales from Mark Twain’s private and published writings. It dispenses advice and reflections on family life and public manners; opinions on topics such... Read more

Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 4 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: No

On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women’s-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know—Joey, Lieutenant... Read more

MOMumental

By: Jennifer Grant

Narrated by: Jennifer Grant

Length: 6 hours

Abridged: No

Family life is an adventure in becoming real... Jennifer Grant’s girlhood dream of being the perfect mom withered quickly once she got a real taste of the messy, creative, sometimes hilarious, and often taxing process of raising a family. With MOMumental, she presents a warm, compassionate audio book filled with uncommon and amusing insights... Read more