Humor audiobooks

The Legend of Ron Anejo

By: Ed Teja

Narrated by: Paul Aulridge

Length: 3 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

The story of the world's best Caribbean boat bumRon Añejo loves his carefree lifestyle in the Caribbean, sailing his barely seaworthy wooden boat from one dodgy job to the next. It's a life that requires lots of chutzpah and more than a little luck. Legal work for a boat bum can be hard to come by, even if you actually had a work permit. And Ron... Read more

Cora's Heart

By: Rachael Herron

Narrated by: Barbara Edelman

Length: 11 hours

Abridged: No

From best-selling author Rachael Herron comes another funny and sexy romcom set in the sleepy California town of Cypress Hollow.Cora has been hurt too many times, and by one man in particular...."Rachael Herron tells the kinds of stories that make you want to lean in closer." (Erin Bried)Abandoned by her mother and widowed in her mid-20s, Cora... Read more

Lenin Lives Next Door

By: Jennifer Eremeeva

Narrated by: Jennifer Eremeeva

Length: 9 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

"You can't make this stuff up." So says American writer, Imperial Russia enthusiast, Romanov junkie, and veteran expatriate, Jennifer Eremeeva, who has lived for the last twenty years in Russia after she fell in love with, and married HRH, her Handsome Russian Husband (occasionally a.k.a. Horrible Russian Husband). Luckily for Eremeeva, she... Read more

Top Secret Twenty-One

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 6 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Catch a professional assassin: top priority. Find a failure-to-appear and collect big bucks: top score. How Stephanie Plum will pull it all off: top secret.
 
“The most popular mystery writer alive.”—The New York Times

Trenton, New Jersey’s favorite used-car dealer, Jimmy Poletti, was caught selling a lot more than... Read more

America 180

By: Dennis Miller

Narrated by: Dennis Miller

Length: 59 minutes

Abridged: No

Dennis Miller examines the current state of our Union. From the blunders of President Obama’s healthcare initiative, to our wild efforts to save the planet, his take on today’s America is both hysterical and painfully right on target. Read more

Spell or High Water

By: Scott Meyer

Length: 11 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

The adventures of an American hacker in Medieval England continue as Martin Banks takes his next step on the journey toward mastering his reality-altering powers and fulfilling his destiny.A month has passed since Martin helped to defeat the evil programmer Jimmy, and things couldn’t be going better. Except for his love life, that is. Feeling... Read more

The Red Chameleon

By: Erica Wright

Narrated by: Rachel Dulude

Length: 6 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

As a private investigator, Kathleen Stone relies on her ability to blend into the background. Aided by her street-smart drag queen friend and the best wigmaker in New York City, she feels confident that her camouflage is up to snuff. But when a cheating spouse she's been trailing ends up dead under suspicious circumstances, she fears that... Read more

Neanderthal Marries Human

By: Penny Reid

Narrated by: Jennifer Grace & Sebastian York

Length: 14 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

There are three things you should know about Quinn Sullivan: 1) He is madly in love with Janie Morris, 2) He’s not above playing dirty to get what (or who) he wants, and 3) He doesn’t know how to knit.After just five months of dating Janie, Quinn—former Wendell and unapologetic autocrat—is ready to propose marriage. In fact, he’s more than... Read more

Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth

By: John Moe

Narrated by: John Moe

Length: 6 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

“Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth is proof that a funny book on pop culture doesn't have to be snide and nasty. I loved everything about it.” —Jim Gaffigan
 
We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as... Read more

Go de Rass to Sleep (A Jamaican Translation)

By: Adam Mansbach

Narrated by: Shaggy

Length: 4 minutes

Abridged: No

The bestselling Go the F*** to Sleep has been translated into over thirty languages worldwide. Now it is finally translated for Jamaican and other Caribbean parents of the world.Go de Rass to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing... Read more

The Devil and the Detective

By: John Goldbach

Narrated by: L.J. Ganser

Length: 3 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: No

"Goldbach's touch is light and his narrative momentum is fierce."-- The Globe and Mail Robert James, a private detective more interested in chronicling his cases than solving them, gets a midnight call from a young woman whose older husband has been found with a knife in his chest. Murder, corruption, and betrayal ensue as he's drawn into the... Read more

Mons. Cassecruche's Inspiration

By: George Walter Thornbury

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 19 minutes

Abridged: No

M. Cassecruche is a French actor, left behind by his theatre troupe in St. Petersburg. It is October, the Russian winter is approaching and he is deep in debt. He wants nothing more than to escape his creditors and flee back to France, but he has only three sous to his name, and the Russian authorities are watching him.

Suddenly inspiration... Read more

The Extra Ordinary Life of Frank Derrick, Age 81

By: J.B. Morrison

Narrated by: Julian Glover

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Frank is eighty-one. He lives on his own, his daughter and her young family are living in America. He watches DVDs, keeps an eye on the neighbours, eats tinned spaghetti, and has a cat called Bill (which made more sense before Ben died). It was tough enough to fill the hours of the day when he was active. But Frank has just been run over by a... Read more

Good Manners For Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck

By: Amy Alkon

Length: 7 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

We live in a world that’s very different from the one in which Emily Post came of age. Many of us who are nice (but, who also sometimes say "f*ck") are frequently at a loss for guidelines about how to be a good person who deals effectively with the onslaught of rudeness we all encounter. To lead us through this this miasma of modern manners,... Read more

Wonderkid

By: Wesley Stace

Narrated by: Wesley Stace

Length: 11 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

Sold-out concerts, screaming fans, TV shows, Number Ones. This is the rock and roll dream, and the Wonderkids are living it. But something's wrong. The gigs are sold out, sure, but the halls are packed with little kids - not sexy hipsters. Edward Lear, the Wonderkids' lead singer, songwriter, and resident mad genius Blake Lear has always written... Read more

What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding

By: Kristin Newman

Narrated by: Kristin Newman

Length: 7 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: No

Kristin Newman spent her twenties and thirties dealing with the stresses of her high-pressure job as a television comedy writer, and the anxieties of watching most of her friends get married and start families while she wrestled with her own fear of both. Not ready to settle down and yet loathe to become a sad-sack single girl, Kristin instead... Read more

All I Want Is You

By: Toni Blake

Narrated by: Caylee Davison

Length: 10 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Sometimes you have to create your own destiny . . . Christy Knight grew up in Destiny, Ohio, but lately she feels that her future lies elsewhere. Her parents are gone and the beautiful jewelry she creates doesn't pay the bills. Maybe it's time for Christy to grow up and find a guy who's smart, sexy, and solvent. Her rugged handyman neighbor fits... Read more

The Once and Future Duchess

By: Sophia Nash

Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik

Length: 9 hours

Abridged: No

A duchess in time saves a noble line …In theory, the Duke of Candover is the most eligible peer in the realm. But in truth, he has a deep aversion to the merest hint of marriage, not to mention two botched engagements which have marked his jaded soul. Now, after a debauched bachelor party that causes public outcry, the Prince Regent is demanding... Read more

Life of the Party

By: Bert Kreischer

Narrated by: Bert Kreischer

Length: 5 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

A collection of outrageous stories by the standup comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no." If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname: "The Machine." He wouldn't have... Read more

My Black Mirror

By: Wilkie Collins

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Wilkie Collins describes a traveller who has a magic mirror in his possession which enables him to recall scenes from his travels. In a series of amusing sketches he relives various travels in the Tyrol and the Alps before taking a decision about his next holiday destination. Read more

Six Short Stories

By: Wilkie Collins

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 4 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: No

Six of Wilkie Collins' best short stories: "The Dead Hand", "The Devil's Spectacles", "Major Namby", "Nine O'Clock", "A Terribly Strange Bed", and "My Black Mirror". Read more

The Judgment of Paris

By: Leonard Merrick

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 20 minutes

Abridged: No

The story of a bizarre love triangle. Two popular comedians, Robichon and Quinquart vie for the love of a pretty actress. She declares that she will marry the one who is a better actor... but how to decide? The pretty Suzanne's answer is that all Paris should decide. But how is this to be achieved?

The two agree that to test their acting skills... Read more

Alles wird gut, und zwar morgen!

By: Toni Mahoni

Narrated by: Toni Mahoni

Length: 8 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Ein tragikomisches Feuerwerk über die Zerbrechlichkeit des Lebens. Das Beziehungsende kam unerwartet. Einfach so. Vor ein paar Tagen noch war seine Freundin fröhlich neben Toni Mahoni eingeschlafen und hatte seinen Bauch getätschelt. Nun plötzlich war derselbe Bauch Symbol für Alltag, Trott und mangelnden Respekt. Noch bevor der Liebeskummer so... Read more

Ich habe eine Axt - Urlaub in den Misantropen

By: Patrick Salmen

Narrated by: Patrick Salmen

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

In Wahrheit liebe ich alle Menschen. Ich kann das nur nicht so zeigen. Denn ich bin schüchtern. Jeglicher aufkeimender Sarkasmus ist in Wahrheit ein stummer Hilfeschrei. Deshalb frohlocken Sie, backen Sie sich einen Keks der Zufriedenheit und entdecken Sie Ihr inneres Partyhütchen! Und wenn Sie glauben, auch ohne dieses Hörbüchlein auszukommen,... Read more