Humor audiobooks

Burning Moon

By: Jo Watson

Narrated by: Carly Robins

Length: 7 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

There's a very fine line between blushing bride and mascara-streaked sobbing mess. #beenthere

Lilly Swanson has been planning her perfect life since she was twelve years old: Meet Mr. Right, have the big white wedding, buy a house in the burbs, and raise 2.5 picture-perfect kids. However, when her fiance bails, leaving Lilly alone at the altar... Read more

When Churchill Slaughtered Sheep and Stalin Robbed a Bank

By: Giles Milton

Narrated by: Giles Milton

Length: 5 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

More addictive and mind-blowing true tales from history, told by Giles Milton—one of today’s most entertaining and accessible yet always intelligent and illuminating historians

This program is read by the author, the host of the popular podcast, Unknown History with Giles Milton.

In When Churchill Slaughtered Sheep and Stalin Robbed a Bank, the... Read more

Willful Child: Wrath of Betty

By: Steven Erikson

Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews

Length: 8 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

From New York Times bestselling author Steven Erikson comes a new SF novel of devil-may-care, near calamitous, and downright chaotic adventures through the infinite vastness of interstellar space.The continuing adventures of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag,... Read more

The Fix Up

By: Kendall Ryan

Narrated by: Ava Erickson & John Lane

Length: 5 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

British bad boy Sterling Quinn needs a wife. After his great-grandfather, the former prince something or another, passes and leaves him millions, he’s shocked to discover the massive inheritance has a clause—he needs to clean up his image and be married in order to receive his millions.When word gets out that this hottie has royal blood running... Read more

Some Like It Charming

By: Megan Bryce

Narrated by: Tess Irondale

Length: 6 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: No

Mackenzie Wyatt believes in two things: herself and her plan. And her plan is to keep her head down and work hard until she can retire. Never mind that she doesn't know what she'll do once she retires—at least she won't be working for the man anymore. Because even though he's a gorgeous man, he's still her boss and he likes to push her... Read more

Jed Had to Die

By: Tara Sivec

Narrated by: Amy McFadden

Length: 8 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

The happiest day of Payton Lambert's life was the day she graduated high school and watched Bald Knob, Kentucky get smaller and smaller in her rearview mirror. She wanted more for her life than a tiny town where everyone knows your business and you can’t find a decent cup of coffee for at least forty miles. Twelve years later, an unexpected... Read more

The Heart of Henry Quantum

By: Pepper Harding

Narrated by: Candace Thaxton, Madeleine Maby & Kirby Heyborne

Length: 6 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

In the bestselling tradition of A Man Called Ove and the beloved film Love Actually comes a quirky, “winsome tale of an unexpected love triangle late in life” (Publishers Weekly) between a socially awkward man—as he goes on a quest to find his wife a last-minute Christmas gift—and the girl who got away.

Henry Quantum has several thoughts going... Read more

Fields Where They Lay

By: Timothy Hallinan

Narrated by: Peter Berkrot

Length: 10 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

It’s three days until Christmas and Junior Bender, Hollywood’s fast-talking fixer for the felonious, is up to his ears in shopping mall Santas, Russian mobsters, desperate holiday shoppers, and (’tis the season) murder.The halls are decked, the deck is stacked, and here comes that jolly old elf. Junior Bender, divorced father of one and burglar... Read more

Sunset in Central Park

By: Sarah Morgan

Narrated by: Jennifer Woodward

Length: 9 hours 30 minutes

Abridged: No

In the chaos of New York, true love can be hard to find, even when it's been right under your nose all along… 

Love has never been a priority for garden designer Frankie Cole. After witnessing the fallout of her parents' divorce, she's seen the devastation an overload of emotion can cause. The only man she feels comfortable with is her friend... Read more

How to Win at Feminism

By: Reductress, Beth Newell, Sarah Pappalardo & Ann...

Narrated by: Anna Drezen & Nicole Silverberg

Length: 6 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

Feminism is all about demanding equality and learning to love yourself. But not too much — men hate that! From the writers of Reductress, the subversive, satirical women’s magazine read by over 2.5 million visitors a month, comes HOW TO WIN AT FEMINISM: The Definitive Guide to Having It All—And Then Some!This ultimate guide to winning... Read more

The Gospel According to the Son

By: Norman Mailer

Narrated by: John Buffalo Mailer

Length: 5 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

Norman Mailer fused fact and fiction to create indelible portraits of such figures as Marilyn Monroe, Gary Gilmore, and Lee Harvey Oswald. In The Gospel According to the Son, Mailer reimagines, as no other modern author has, the key character of Western history. Here is Jesus Christ’s story in his own words: the discovery of his divinity and the... Read more

The Survivor's Guide to Family Happiness

By: Maddie Dawson

Narrated by: Amy McFadden

Length: 13 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Three women, three lives, and one chance to become a family—whether they want to or not.Newly orphaned, recently divorced, and semiadrift, Nina Popkin is on a search for her birth mother. She’s spent her life looking into strangers’ faces, fantasizing they’re related to her, and now, at thirty-five, she’s ready for answers.Meanwhile, the last... Read more

Sounding Off! Garrison Keillor’s Classic Sound Effect Sketches featuring Fred Newman

By: author

Length: 1 hour 12 minutes

Abridged: No

For some fans of public radio's beloved A Prairie Home Companion, it's all about the wild, unpredictable, "how does he do that?" artistry of sound effects specialist Fred Newman. Hand-picked from nearly two decades of live broadcasts, Sounding Off! spotlights Fred's unique talents in performance with host Garrison Keillor and the hilarious radio... Read more

The Billionaire Next Door

By: Jessica Lemmon

Narrated by: Sasha Dunbrooke

Length: 9 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Can't Buy Me Love

It's Tag Crane's job to be the life of the party. Traveling from one exotic locale to another is just part of running the luxurious Crane Hotel empire. But even paradise isn't perfect. Devising a new business strategy is keeping Tag up at night-and so is the Great Dane barking at all hours in the apartment below his. To muzzle... Read more

Canada

By: Mike Myers

Narrated by: Mike Myers

Length: 5 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Comedy superstar Mike Myers writes from the (true patriot) heart about his 53-year relationship with his beloved Canada. Mike Myers is a world-renowned actor, director and writer, and the man behind some of the most memorable comic characters of our time. But as he says: "no description of me is truly complete without saying I'm a Canadian." He... Read more

Parsnips, Buttered

By: Joe Lycett

Narrated by: Joe Lycett

Length: 3 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

Dear Listener,

Using letters, emails, tweets and telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish. In short, I will butter your parsnips.

Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches... Read more

Claude’s Christmas Adventure

By: Sophie Pembroke

Narrated by: Jot Davies & Penelope Rawlins

Length: 6 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

This Christmas a little dog is in for a BIG adventure… Meet Claude. He’s a loveable, big-eared, permanently hungry French Bulldog, who loves his humans – the McCawley family of number 11 Maple Drive to be precise. When Daisy and Oliver McCawley start using new words like, ‘ferry’, ‘chateau’ and ‘France’, Claude... Read more

Dent's Modern Tribes

By: Susie Dent

Narrated by: Susie Dent

Length: 7 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

Did you know that . . . a soldier's biggest social blunder is called jack brew - making yourself a cuppa without making one for anyone else? That twitchers have an expression for a bird that can't be identified - LBJ (the letters stand for Little Brown Job)? Or that builders call plastering the ceiling doing Lionel Richie's dancefloor? Susie... Read more

Alan Partridge: Nomad

By: Alan Partridge

Narrated by: Alan Partridge

Length: 6 hours 1 minute

Abridged: No

Currently co-hosting This Time with Alan Partridge on BBC One.

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Praise for Nomad:
'Funniest book of the year' Sunday Telegraph
'Alan Partridge's Nomad is almost certainly the funniest book ever written' Caitlin Moran
'Sensationally funny. What brilliant writing' Richard Osman
'Sensational' Jenny Colgan
'Hilarious' Jon... Read more

Searching for a Silver Lining

By: Miranda Dickinson

Narrated by: Katy Carmichael

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Both heartbreaking and affirming, Miranda Dickinson's Searching for a Silver Lining is perfect for fans of Cecilia Ahern and JoJo Moyes.

Matilda Bell is left heartbroken when she falls out with her beloved grandfather just before he dies. Haunted by regret, she makes a promise that will soon change everything . . .

When spirited former singing... Read more

Unter Frauen

By: Alexander Broicher

Narrated by: Antoine Monot Jr.

Length: 3 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

Um einen Platz in einer Traumwohnung mit drei Traumfrauen zu ergattern, behauptet Till ganz einfach, schwul zu sein. Die erschwindelte Mitwohnerlaubnis ist aber teuer erkauft - wie sich schon bald herausstellt. Zum Beispiel, als man eigens für ihn einen Nacktputzer bestellt. Und schon schon bald erlebt Till eine irrwitzige Achterbahnfahrt voller... Read more

For Now and Forever (The Inn at Sunset Harbor—Book 1)

By: Sophie Love

Narrated by: Elaine Wise

Length: 6 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

“Sophie Love's ability to impart magic to her readers is exquisitely wrought in powerfully evocative phrases and descriptions….FOR NOW AND FOREVER is the perfect romance or beach read, with a difference: its enthusiasm and beautiful descriptions offer an unexpected attention to the complexity of not just evolving love, but evolving psyches. It's... Read more

Owls Well That Ends Well

By: Donna Andrews

Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne

Length: 8 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Meg Langslow was actually looking forward to renovating the old Victorian mansion she and her boyfriend Michael bought. But she wasn't thrilled by the lifetime of junk accumulated by the house's eccentric previous owner, Edwina Sprocket. The easiest solution: hold the end-all and be-all of gigantic yard sales. But when the event attracts the... Read more

Suck Less

By: Willam Belli

Narrated by: Willam Belli

Length: 5 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

A former RuPaul's Drag Race contestant bestows the wisdom that only the most powerful of drag queens can possess and shows readers how to make life suck less.

The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I... Read more