Humor audiobooks

The Perfect Gift

By: Christie Capps

Narrated by: Wendy Rich Stetson

Length: 2 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

On the path to love, will Elizabeth ever catch up?In this sweet modern variation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Fitzwilliam Darcy has been his usual prideful/arrogant self and Elizabeth Bennet would rather have gum stuck to her shoe than be stuck in a room with him.When the turmoil of having a pre-teen sibling reach puberty knocks Darcy... Read more

Whatever Threatens You

By: Barry Crimmins

Narrated by: Barry Crimmins

Length: 49 minutes

Abridged: No

I like to think of the Archaeologist from a more advanced society who would dig up this album hundreds of years from now, listen to it, and wonder why we needed a comedian like Barry Crimmins in the early days of the millennium. What would be the purpose of a person standing on a stage getting big laughs stating obvious facts that were already... Read more

Die Ferienbande, Folge 10: Die Ferienbande und der krass üble Rächer - Teil 3: Rückschlag

By: Die Ferienbande

Narrated by: Die Ferienbande

Length: 1 hour 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Endlich! Das große Finale des völlig überambitionierten Dreiteilers steht an: Die Ferienbande hat leid-... zum Glück ein weiteres Mal eine Explosion überlebt. Aber der fiese Clown treibt weiter sein Unwesen - doch Bernd früher genannt Beate, Baul, Bröckchen, Babsi und Bambi der Hund sind ihm auf der Spur. Die mittlerweile völlig demoralisierte... Read more

Kurt Tucholsky: Satiren, Glossen, Prosa und Gedichte - Abridged

By: Kurt Tucholsky

Narrated by: Jürgen Fritsche

Length: 3 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Kurt Tucholsky: Seine Texte sind scharf, ironisch, melancholisch, lustig – und brandaktuell, obwohl sie teilweise schon einhundert Jahre alt sind. Das Beste aus den Jahren 1926 – 1928 von dem Mann, der sich so am Thema Deutschland abarbeitete – und dessen Liebe zu seiner Heimat sich zwischen den Zeilen immer zeigte. Inhalt: Drei auf dem... Read more

With or Without You

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Julia Barrie

Length: 13 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

A story about running away and finding more than just adventure, from the Sunday Times bestseller

When Jake tells Lyssa it's not working, she knows he's not talking about the toaster. Her immediate reaction is to sob into her pillow and wait for Jake to come to his senses. But slowly Lyssa begins to understand that's not an option. In a bid to... Read more

Phule’s Company

By: Robert Asprin

Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine

Length: 7 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

After being court-martialed by the Space Legion for ordering the strafing of a treaty-signing ceremony, multimillionaire Willard Phule receives his punishment: He must command the misfit Omega Company on Haskin's Planet, a mining settlement on the edge of settled space. At his duty station, he leverages his personal money and a knack for... Read more

101 Amazing Doctor Doctor Jokes

By: Jack Goldstein & Jimmy Russell

Narrated by: Kent Harris

Length: 17 minutes

Abridged: No

Warning! Warning! This collection of jokes is dangerously funny. The hilarious Kent Harris has a bunch of jokes to tell you, with some about animals, some about medicine, some real classics, but all starting with those famous words ‘doctor, doctor’. So make sure to tell your whole family they should prepare themselves for their sides splitting... Read more

Acting Married

By: Victorine E. Lieske

Narrated by: Kathleen Corbin

Length: 4 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Tara McDermott needed a job, so she took the only thing available—cleaning house for the swoon-worthy actor, and Hollywood Bad Boy, Rick Shade. When he comes up with a crazy plan to tame his wild reputation by marrying her, she reluctantly agrees so she can pay off her debts and move her daughter back to the Midwest where life is simpler. If... Read more

More to Life Than This

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Annie Aldington

Length: 8 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

ESCAPE WITH A FEEL-GOOD READ FROM THE MULTI-MILLION-COPY BESTSELLER

Kate Lewis is thirty-five and feeling restless. She's fed up of worrying about the ironing and would like her husband Jeffrey to pay more attention to her than his golf clubs. There must be more to life than this!

Kate enrols herself on a T'ai Chi course and takes best friend... Read more

For The Love of English

By: A.M. Hargrove

Narrated by: Erin Mallon & Jason Clarke

Length: 10 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

She didn't expect the jerk to proposition her. Nor did she expect to seriously consider it!
Single Dad, Beckley Bridges, is gorgeous.No, really, he’s the hottest thing since the sun was created.Honest to God, crack an egg on him and the thing will sizzle.So what’s the problem?He’s also a gigantic jerk.I hate the bastard.I try to avoid him at all... Read more

Played!

By: JL Merrow

Narrated by: Mark Steadman

Length: 6 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

All the world’s a stage . . . but life doesn’t come with a script.Posh boy Tristan Goldsmith has one last summer of freedom before he joins the family firm in New York—no more farting around on stage, as his father puts it. But the classically trained actor can’t resist when the Shamwell Amateur Dramatics Society begs him to take a leading role... Read more

Cold Feet: The Lost Years

By: Carmel Harrington

Narrated by: Thomas Judd

Length: 8 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

An original COLD FEET novel written in collaboration with the award-winning COLD FEET team.

Reeling from the sudden death of Rachel, his beloved wife, Adam has no time to grieve. He has to keep going, for the sake of their baby son.

Jenny moves back in with ex-husband Pete, eight and a half months pregnant with another man's child. Can their... Read more

Saffron Barker Vs Real Life

By: Saffron Barker

Narrated by: Sarah Feathers

Length: 5 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

YouTuber, social media star, and real life teenager Saffron Barker tells it like it is for people her age in this diary of her not so perfect life.

#SaffronBarkerVSRealLife

In a world of airbrushing and perfectly constructed social media lives, one girl is battling to make it through completely unfiltered (well, almost).

Immerse yourself in... Read more

Fraternize

By: Rachel Van Dyken

Narrated by: Summer Morton, Jeremy York & Aiden Snow

Length: 9 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

New York Times bestselling author Rachel Van Dyken kicks off a brand-new series in which romance is a game and love is a touchdown.Emerson just made her dream come true as a professional cheerleader for her favorite pro football team. But even though the plus-size athlete is breaking down boundaries, she still has to contend with the massive... Read more

A Compromising Position

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Annie Aldington

Length: 12 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

A gloriously feel-good story from the Sunday Times bestseller

Would you choose your best friend over your one true love?

When Emily's boyfriend posts compromising photos of her on the internet, her life goes into sharp decline. Emily is about to lose everything - including the man she thought she loved.

Her best friend, Cara, is determined to mend... Read more

The Asshole Survival Guide

By: Robert I. Sutton

Narrated by: Robert I. Sutton

Length: 5 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

The New York Times bestselling author of The No Asshole Rule reads his guide on how to preserve civility, sanity, and success when facing a business world full of difficult people.

Since The No Asshole Rule became a national bestseller a decade ago, Robert Sutton has been asked, in a thousand different ways, the best way to deal with an asshole.... Read more

Let Dogs Be Dogs

By: Monks of New Skete

Narrated by: Dan Woren

Length: 9 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

America's foremost authorities on dog care and training distill decades of experience in a comprehensive "foundational" guide for dog owners.

No matter what training method or techniques you use with your dog, the training is unlikely to be optimally successful unless it is predicated on an understanding of the dog's true nature. Dogs need food,... Read more

Nabokov's Favorite Word Is Mauve

By: Ben Blatt

Narrated by: Vikas Adam

Length: 5 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

In Nabokov's Favorite Word Is Mauve, statistician and journalist Ben Blatt brings big data to the literary canon, exploring the wealth of fun findings that remain hidden in the works of the world's greatest writers. He assembles a database of thousands of books and hundreds of millions of words, and starts asking the questions that have... Read more

Alien Mate 2

By: Eve Langlais

Narrated by: Logan McAllister

Length: 2 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

Lex's ancestors have chosen a mate for him, there's only one problem. She's not the earthling he wants.
Maya’s been raised to believe in aliens, and when she saves one from drowning, she can’t resist taking him home—and into her bed.
Lex’s mission to collect his mate has been fraught with difficulties, and to add even more trouble to the mix, he... Read more

Ist das ein Witz? Kommt ein Kind zum Arzt … - Abridged

By: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Ralph Caspers

Narrated by: Eckart von Hirschhausen & Ralph Caspers

Length: 1 hour 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Was ist weiß und rollt den Berg hoch? – Eine Lawine mit Heimweh. Das finden Sie nicht komisch? Dann fragen Sie mal Kinder! Sie entdecken bereits im Vorschulalter ihren Sinn für Humor, für Reime, Doppelbedeutungen und Witze – und hören am liebsten gar nicht mehr auf, sich gegenseitig zum Lachen zu bringen. Es ist Zeit, ihnen zuzuhören. Zusammen... Read more

Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions

By: Stephen Colbert & The Staff of The Late Show wi...

Narrated by: Stephen Colbert

Length: 35 minutes

Abridged: No

Forgive him, Father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he’s begging for forgiveness. Based on his popular segment from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and his team of writers now reveal his most shameful secrets to millions (although, actually, he’d like you not to tell... Read more

Feel Good 101

By: Emma Blackery

Narrated by: Emma Blackery

Length: 7 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

THIS BOOK WON'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE

But it might just help you change it yourself

Only you can take the steps you need to help yourself become the strong, independent, fearless person you dream of being. It took me a long time - and a lot of real lows, excruciating heartaches and countless mistakes - to get there. The sole purpose of this book's... Read more

The Little Bakery on Rosemary Lane

By: Ellen Berry

Narrated by: Katie Scarfe

Length: 10 hours 27 minutes

Abridged: No

‘As comforting as a slice of homemade apple pie’ Red Prepare to fall in love with beautiful village of Burley Bridge. Growing up in a quiet Yorkshire village, Roxanne couldn’t wait to escape and find her place in the world in London. As a high-powered fashion editor she lives a glamorous... Read more

The Difference a Day Makes

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Annie Aldington

Length: 11 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

The moving, uplifting novel from the Sunday Times bestselling author of Sunny Days and Sea Breezes

One day she had everything - the next it was gone

William and Amy love their busy city life, but when Will collapses on his way into work he decides enough is enough and moves his family to the country.

Three months later, Amy is standing outside... Read more