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License to Date
By: Susan Hatler
Narrated by: Martha Lee
Length: 3 hours 9 minutes
Abridged: No
A sweet Cinderella story that will inspire you to believe fairytales do come true.
After discovering her fiancé cheats on her, Kaitlin is focused on two things: remodeling her home and avoiding men at all costs. But her friends insist she get back in the driver’s seat and date again. They strike a hard bargain and agree to paint her house if she... Read more
Lord of Night
By: Erica Ridley
Narrated by: Marian Hussey
Length: 7 hours 5 minutes
Abridged: No
A scandal in the making...Unlike proper debutantes, Miss Dahlia Grenville is secretly Robin Hood in a bonnet. Her home for wayward girls has too many dependents and not enough donations. But just as she’s about to pull off the heist of the Season, she tumbles straight into the arms of the handsome detective who has sworn to deliver Mayfair’s... Read more
View audiobookSee Ya Later
By: Arron Crascall
Narrated by: Arron Crascall
Length: 5 hours 51 minutes
Abridged: No
Alright guys? It's me, Arron. Or as some people call me, 'that guy with the phone, the skinny jeans and the really fat head'.
In a world that seems to be freefalling without a parachute towards utter chaos, I'm here to remind you that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No, in fact, when life gives you lemons, make a fool out of yourself... Read more
The Infinite Monkey Cage – How to Build a Universe
By: Prof. Brian Cox, Robin Ince, Alexandra Feachem ...
Narrated by: Prof. Brian Cox, Robin Ince & Alexandra Feachem
Length: 5 hours 41 minutes
Abridged: No
The Infinite Monkey Cage, the legendary BBC Radio 4 programme, brings you this irreverent celebration of scientific marvels. Join us on a hectic leap through the grand and bizarre ideas conjured up by human imagination, from dark matter to consciousness via neutrinos and earthworms. Professor Brian... Read more
View audiobookWhy Mummy Drinks
By: Gill Sims
Narrated by: Gabrielle Glaister
Length: 11 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
The smash hit Sunday Times bestseller. Tuesday 8th September First day back at school. I am going to 100% nail being a school mummy this year. I can totally do this. Yes, this year is definitely going to be much better – I am absolutely not going to shout at the... Read more
View audiobookOut!
By: JL Merrow
Narrated by: Mark Steadman
Length: 7 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: No
When love wars with principle, which one will win?Mark Nugent has spent his life in the closet—at least, the small portion of it he hasn’t spent in the office. Determined to make amends to his neglected teenage daughter from a failed marriage, Mark swears off work—and love—so he can give her a stable home environment. But Mark’s resolve to keep... Read more
View audiobookDate with Malice
By: Julia Chapman
Narrated by: Elizabeth Bower
Length: 9 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: No
Suspicious goings-on at a retirement home lead to an intriguing investigation in Date with Malice, the second cosy crime novel in Julia Chapman's Dales Detective series. Perfect for fans of Richard Osman's The Thursday Murder Club and M.C. Beaton.
'A Yorkshire Agatha Raisin' - Dalesman
It’s dark in the Dales this winter . . .
When Mrs Shepherd... Read more
Rudi - Harte Luft
By: Helge May & Oliver Versch
Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst, Martina Hill & Sido
Length: 1 hour 17 minutes
Abridged: No
Hallo, ich bin's, Rudi, männliche Arbeiterbiene 1822. Vergesst, was ihr bisher über Bienen wusstet. Die Zeiten von honigsüßen Klatschmohnwiesen sind vorbei. Mein R-Volk lebt in Berlin, auf einer Verkehrsinsel, in einem alten Stromkasten. In den ist Königin Regina eingezogen und hat unser R-Volk gegründet. Wir heißen so, weil Regina mit R... Read more
View audiobookThe Fortunate Ones
By: R.S. Grey
Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
Length: 9 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No
At Twin Oaks Country Club, there are the fortunate ones, and then there are the rest of us: the waiters, the caddies, the valets, and in my case, the cabana girls. Most days, I’m poolside in a pleated skirt, dishing out margaritas to tycoons and titans. It’s not exactly my dream job, but it does come with one perk…
James Ashwood.
He’s my... Read more
Thalia Book Club: Eric Idle, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
By: Eric Idle
Narrated by: Eric Idle & David Hyde Pierce
Length: 1 hour 27 minutes
Abridged: No
A founding member of Monty Python and creator of Spamalot discusses his absurdly funny memoir of his remarkable journey from childhood in an austere boarding school, coming of age as a writer and comedian during the sixties and seventies, and his successful career in comedy, television, theater, and film. In conversation with David Hyde Pierce.... Read more
View audiobookThe Foxe & the Hound
By: R.S. Grey
Narrated by: Luci Christian and Joe Arden
Length: 8 hours 34 minutes
Abridged: No
When your life is a hot mess at twenty, it's cute. At twenty-seven...well, not so much.
It's just that my lofty dreams--making it as a real estate agent, paying rent on time, showering daily--have stayed just that: dreams. Oh, and love? I've decided love might be a little ambitious for me at the moment. Instead, I've settled for the two guys... Read more
F*ck Whales
By: Maddox
Narrated by: Maddox
Length: 4 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No
A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.
In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into... Read more
The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions
By: Red Green
Narrated by: David T. Smith
Length: 5 hours 36 minutes
Abridged: No
One of Canada's greatest inventors appraises his peers, with mixed results.
The author of How to Do Everything and Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women has never been afraid to take on jobs doomed to failure. This latest project is perhaps the nearest he has come to a triumph. In The Woulda Coulda Shoulda Guide to Canadian Inventions Red... Read more
Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot
By: Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses
Narrated by: Ben Schwartz & Laura Moses
Length: 44 minutes
Abridged: No
A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right?... Read more
Burn for You
By: J.T. Geissinger
Narrated by: Sebastian York & Diana Luke
Length: 10 hours 36 minutes
Abridged: No
A classic fairy tale gets a sexy, edgy twist.Jackson “The Beast” Boudreaux is rich, gorgeous, and unbelievably rude to the staff at Chef Bianca Hardwick’s New Orleans restaurant. Bianca would sooner douse herself in hot sauce than cook for Jackson again, but when he asks her to cater his fund-raiser, Bianca can’t refuse, knowing the cash will... Read more
View audiobookHold Tight
By: Alexa Riley
Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood & Tristan James
Length: 2 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
New York Times and #1 ebook bestselling author Alexa Riley returns with Hold Tight, the next novella in the For You series
A hotshot consultant hired to streamline Osbourne Corp. meets his match in Pandora Justicethe more she plays hard to get, the more he wants her.
They say that like recognizes like, and the day I looked into her deep blues,... Read more
Running From A Rock Star
By: Jami Albright
Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
Length: 9 hours 44 minutes
Abridged: No
She’s a good-girl control freak. He’s a bad boy in need of a clean image. Will these opposites attract or self-destruct?Scarlett Kelly is the poster child for responsible living. Growing up as the daughter of the town floozy, she’s made it her mission to be the exact opposite of her mother. So when she wakes up naked and hung over in bed with a... Read more
View audiobookLet's Be Just Friends
By: Camilla Isley
Narrated by: Susan Marlowe
Length: 4 hours 18 minutes
Abridged: No
Rose Atwood has been in love with her best friend for years, and she's tired of keeping her feelings under wraps for fear of getting hurt. Being Tyler's best friend is becoming more difficult with every passing year and every new woman in his life—especially Georgiana Smithson, a snotty, beautiful girl who's in Law School with them.
When Rose,... Read more
Dear Fahrenheit 451
By: Annie Spence
Narrated by: Stephanie Spicer
Length: 5 hours 35 minutes
Abridged: No
Librarians spend their lives weeding-not weeds, but books-books that have reached the end of their shelf life both literally and figuratively. They remove books that patrons no longer check out, and they put back books they treasure. Annie Spence, who has a decade of experience as a Midwestern librarian, does this not only at her Michigan... Read more
View audiobookHer Perfect Revenge
By: Anna Mara
Narrated by: Carly Robins
Length: 15 hours 37 minutes
Abridged: No
Christina... “Okay, yeah... I know revenge isn’t right but come on, it's the super rat from high school and he doesn't even recognize me! I've got the perfect plan to get even. What can go wrong?”
Bill… “Man, she’s smoking hot and so adorable! There’s just something about her that attracts me like gravity. Okay, yeah . . . maybe I shouldn’t be... Read more
The Book of Leon
By: Leon Black & Iris Bahr
Narrated by: Leon Black
Length: 5 hours 12 minutes
Abridged: No
Everyone’s favorite houseguest who never left, Leon Black (played by award-winning comedian JB Smoove on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm) drops his wisdom and good-bad advice for the masses. Learn the secrets Larry David has gleaned from the Falstaff of television. Live your best Leon. Bring the Ruckus.
Aristotle. Gandhi. Lao Tzu. Dr. Ruth.
Amateurs.
... Read more
Christmas at Little Beach Street Bakery
By: Jenny Colgan
Narrated by: Anne-Marie Piazza
Length: 7 hours 48 minutes
Abridged: No
It's the most wonderful time of the year… and the perfect moment to escape to a charming English village! From the beloved author whose novels are ""sheer indulgence from start to finish"" (SOPHIE KINSELLA) comes a delightful holiday story — funny, heartfelt, romantic and packed with recipes — perfect for the winter months.In the Cornish coastal... Read more
View audiobookSanta's Husband
By: Daniel Kibblesmith & A P. Quach
Narrated by: Daniel Kibblesmith
Length: 5 minutes
Abridged: No
Offering a fresh twist on Kris Kringle, a clever yet heartfelt audiobook that tells the story of a black Santa, his white husband, and their life in the North Pole.Everyone knows that Santa Claus is jolly, but in Santa’s Husband, this cherished symbol of the holiday season is also black and gay, and married to an equally cheery man.In this witty... Read more
View audiobookPlaying with Danger
By: Joya Ryan
Narrated by: Kristin Watson Heintz
Length: 6 hours 20 minutes
Abridged: No
They married on a whim, and then she disappeared from his life. Now he's determined to find her and convince her to make their marriage workz.…It's all happening for Hannah Hastings. After ten years of slinging drinks, she's about to go from bartender to bar owner. But before she can sign her name to the deed, a blast from her not-so-distant... Read more
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