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Tip #1 for dealing with dragons: be prepared for anything
My whole life, I thought dragons were majestic, wise, and fearsome creatures. Not to mention fictional. It's been less than a year since that last belief was debunked. Dragons are real, they're now living among us, and I'm the lucky realtor who gets to sell a house to their leader. I just have to impress his representative first. No problemโI'm a professional.
Except the dragon rep turns out to be the guy I hooked up with last night, and he's fast disproving everything I believed about dragons. Unless "wise" actually means "addicted to glitter" and "majestic" is a euphemism for "overgrown frat boy."
Hagen might actually be the most annoying person I've ever met, yet I can't resist going on a date with him. One thing's for sure, someone needs to write me a how-to guide for dating a dragon . . . glitter not included.