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LIFE IS FULL OF QUESTIONS
- How do you pour the perfect glass of milk?
- Why are there Eskimos on the roof of the hospital in Nevada?
- Why would anyone happily accept being called Weener?
Step into the head of Trina Machacek and find the answers to these and a cornucopia of life’s more interesting quandaries. Explore how to exercise in an elevator, build the perfect fire, and point with your eyes. What exactly is a Moose Bag? What are the fingers of life and just how do they relate to one’s personality? What’s a Fibber Drawer? A No-Time Time Zone? A Pro-Crastinator?
Fall heart-first into Machacek’s quirky and wholesome collection of essays that are sure to make you a fan of her ongoing national newspaper column “Is This You?”