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Our Dumb World - Abridged

The Onion's Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

By The Onion, Inc.
3 hours 35 minutes

In order to understand the news, a context of world geography and history is essential. That is why The Onion is publishing a world atlas: to help us. News that now makes no sense will now make sense. Thus begins a new age of enlightenment.

OUR DUMB WORLD contains, among other things:

News and historic facts from other nations

Historic timelines for countries

Rejected flag designs

The earth broken down and described, from its molten core to the outermost sphere, and the location of heaven

Demographic, economic and other -ic data about each country's people, industries, and habits Every country will be categorized in a number of ways, including:

Ethnic cleanliness

Level of Bono activity

Prop comedians per 1,000 live birds

Yearly income in wide-screen televisions

The Monkeys they got

Where it sees itself in five years

Color boxes for average skin color

Chart listing benefits of invading said country

Most annoying handicrafts OUR DUMB WORLD is the first original Onion audiobook in eight years--a gut-busting send-up in which no nation escapes unscathed.

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ISBN 9781600240454
Length 3 hours 35 minutes
Language English
Publisher Hachette Audio
Publication Date
Abridged Yes

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