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By: Michael Perry
Narrated by: Michael Perry
Length: 7 hours
Mike Perry’s extraordinary and thoughtful account of meeting the people of his small hometown by joining the fire and rescue team was a breakout hit that “swells with unadorned heroism” (USA Today)Welcome to New Auburn, Wisconsin (population: 485) where the local vigilante is a farmer’s wife armed with a pistol and a Bible, the most senior... Read more
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By: Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder
Narrated by: Jackie Mason
Length: TBA
Jackie Mason, one of the true kings of comedy, and his partner in crime, former federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney, Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everyone else who really gets on their nerves. Schmucks! combines Mason's and Felder's nails-to-the-wall political satire—impeccable timing with insightful... Read more
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By: David Michaelis
Narrated by: Holter Graham
Length: 12 hours 43 minutes
Charles M. Schulz, the most widely syndicated and beloved cartoonist of all time, is also one of the least understood figures in American culture. Now acclaimed biographer David Michaelis gives us an in-depth biography of the brilliant, unseen man behind Peanuts.It is the most American of stories: How a barber's son grew up from modest... Read more
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By: Craig Ferguson
Narrated by: Craig Ferguson
Length: 7 hours 24 minutes
“With American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson somehow manages to avoid the pitfalls of self-indulgence and self-importance that plague most (okay, all) Hollywood autobiographies. He has, instead, written a book that is hilarious and irrepressibly daft, yet also kind, poignant, and undeniably wise. It was a joy to read.” — Dennis Lehane, New York... Read more
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A Manual for the Newly Bitten
By: Ritch Duncan & Bob Powers
Narrated by: Robertson Dean
Length: 5 hours 33 minutes
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage,... Read more
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By: Nora Ephron
Narrated by: Kathe Mazur
Length: 6 hours 14 minutes
From her Academy Award—nominated screenplays to her bestselling fiction and essays, Nora Ephron is one of America’s most gifted, prolific, and versatile writers. In this classic collection of magazine articles, Ephron does what she does best: embrace American culture with love, cynicism, and unmatched wit. From tracking down the beginnings of... Read more
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By: George Saunders
Narrated by: George Saunders
Length: 6 hours 32 minutes
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Man Booker Prize-winning novel Lincoln in the Bardo and the story collection Tenth of December, a 2013 National Book Award Finalist for Fiction.
The breakout book from "the funniest writer in America"--not to mention an official "Genius"--his first nonfiction collection ever.
George Saunders's... Read more
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A Memoir
By: Bill Bryson
Narrated by: Bill Bryson
Length: 7 hours 38 minutes
BONUS FEATURE: Exclusive interview with the author.
From one of the most beloved and bestselling authors in the English language, a vivid, nostalgic and utterly hilarious memoir of growing up in the middle of the United States in the middle of the last century. A book that delivers on the promise that it is “laugh-out-loud funny.”
Some say that... Read more
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And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman
By: Nora Ephron
Narrated by: Nora Ephron
Length: 3 hours 50 minutes
Audiobook details Add to Wish List“Nora Ephron is precisely the friend you want to have when you're 40 years old and in the throes of a whopper mid-life crisis. She'll join you for a dinner of wine and crackers, listen dutifully, and then bestow upon your soul a few good-natured one-liners, as though rubbing Vick's over a congested chest. Read more
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A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
By: Carl Hiaasen
Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
Length: 5 hours 44 minutes
Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years–and memories of shanked 7-irons faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So gradually he ventured back to the dreaded driving... Read more
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By: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd
Narrated by: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd
Length: 4 hours 20 minutes
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A shockingly counterintuitive book of trivia that cuts through the misconceptions that most of us call “facts” to show how wrong we are about . . . well, everything.
“Trivia buffs and know-it-alls alike will exult to find so much repeatable wisdom gathered in one place.”—The New York Times
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By: Artie Lange
Narrated by: Artie Lange, The Reverend Bob Levy, Gary Dell'Abate & Jim Florentine
Length: 7 hours 55 minutes
When Artie Lange joined the permanent cast of The Howard Stern Show in 2001, it was possibly the greatest thing ever to happen in the Stern universe, second only to the show’s move to the wild, uncensored frontier of satellite radio. Lange provided what Stern had yet to find all in the same place: a wit quick enough to keep pace with his own, a... Read more
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The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
By: Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo
Narrated by: Liz Tuccillo & Greg Behrendt
Length: 3 hours 35 minutes
Celebrating twenty years since its release, He’s Just Not That Into You remains a game-changer, offering no-nonsense advice for how to spot when a guy just isn’t interested—saving you from wasting time making excuses for a dead-end relationships. Inspired by a memorable episode of the iconic show Sex and the City, it holds its ground as the best... Read more
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By: Steve Martin
Narrated by: Steve Martin
Length: 2 hours 13 minutes
Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!
Steve Martin's talent has always defied definition: an actor who's kept us riveted for over 25 years, a razor-sharp screenwriter, an acclaimed playwright. In this ingeniously funny collection of humorous riffs, those who thought Martin's gifts were confined to the screen will discover what readers... Read more
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The Unauthorized Autobiography of George W. Bush
By: Scott Dikkers & Peter Hilleren
Narrated by: Scott Dikkers & Peter Hilleren
Length: 3 hours 52 minutes
In Destined for Destiny, George W. Bush offers readers an intimate, plainspoken, and often readable look at the character-shaping achievements that led to his inevitable rise to the office of President of the United States.
Written from the heart, not from the brain, this definitive autobiography takes readers on a journey through the 43rd... Read more
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Real Solutions to the World's Biggest Problems
By: Glenn Beck
Narrated by: Glenn Beck
Length: 6 hours 25 minutes
Glenn Beck, the New York Times bestselling author of The Great Reset, tackles some of our country’s biggest problems in this funny, outrageous, and entertaining book.
Glenn Beck believes that the reason why some of our biggest problems never seem to get fixed is simple: the solutions just aren’t very convenient. And as the host of a nationally... Read more
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The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
By: Jim Norton
Narrated by: Jim Norton
Length: 5 hours 13 minutes
Jim Norton is a pervert
in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.
Now, in this... Read more
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One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
By: A. J. Jacobs
Narrated by: A. J. Jacobs
Length: 6 hours 15 minutes
Now a TV series Living Biblically streaming on CBS All Access!
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All comes a fascinating and timely exploration of religion and the Bible. A.J. Jacobs chronicles his hilarious and thoughtful year spent obeying―as literally as possible―the tenets of the Bible.
Raised in a secular family but... Read more
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By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
Length: 6 hours 13 minutes
Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend... Read more
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By: Barney Stinson
Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
Length: 1 hour 42 minutes
From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code—the New York Times bestseller (really!) with more than a million copies in print all around the world.
Everyone’s life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the... Read more
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