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The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag by Robert A. Heinlein
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The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag

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Narrator Tom Weiner

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Length 3 hours 54 minutes
Language English
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Jonathan Hoag has a curious problem. Every evening, he finds a mysterious reddish substance under his fingernails, with no memory of how it got there. Jonathan hires the husband-and-wife detective team of Ted and Cynthia Randall to follow him during the day and find out, but Ted and Cynthia find themselves instantly out of their depth. Jonathan leaves no fingerprints. His few memories about his profession turn out to be false. Even stranger, Ted and Cynthiaโ€™s own memories of what happens during their investigation do not match. There is a thirteenth floor to Jonathanโ€™s building that does not exist, there are mysterious and threatening beings living inside mirrors, and all of reality is not what they thought it was. Part supernatural thriller, part noir detective story, Heinleinโ€™s trip down the rabbit hole leads where you never expected.

Robert Anson Heinlein (1907โ€“1988) took a variety of jobs before beginning to write science fiction in 1939. He became the dominant science fiction writer of the modern era, a writer whose influence on the field was immense. He won science fictionโ€™s Hugo Award for best novel seven times, and several of his books were New York Times bestsellers. In 1975 he received the first Grand Master Award for lifetime achievement.ย 

Tom Weiner, a dialogue director and voice artist best known for his roles in video games and television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Transformers, is the winner of eight Earphones Awards and Audie Award finalist. He is a former member of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.

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โ€œThe last and strangest of the stories that Robert Heinlein contributed to the Golden Age before he ceased to write during World War II.โ€

โ€œAward-winning narrator Tom Weiner skillfully handles a variety of different voicesโ€ฆHe voices Mr. Hoag perfectfly, catching his prissy, fussy nature throughout, but adding a different tone once we discover his true profession. His characterization of the storyโ€™s bad guysโ€ฆhas the perfect amount of menace and mystery.โ€

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