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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy by Dawn Dais
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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond

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Narrator Dawn Dais

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Length 5 hours 19 minutes
Language English
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The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers honest and “laugh out loud” (Parents) advice for expectant parents

Pregnancy is about more than scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies. Sometimes, the less flattering aspects of gestation can dim a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn Dais is here, ready to shepherd readers through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It’s not always pretty.)

Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.

Dawn Dais is an author, freelance writer, and designer. Her previous books include 102 Things to Do Before You Are Due and The Sh!t No One Tells You series of parenting titles. She lives in Sacramento.
 

Dawn Dais is an author, freelance writer, and designer. Her previous books include 102 Things to Do Before You Are Due and The Sh!t No One Tells You series of parenting titles. She lives in Sacramento.
 

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Reviews

"Moms with kids will laugh out loud at Dais's quirky insights and strong opinions."
Parents "From poop to postpartum depression, [Dais] presents a no-holds-barred look at all of the changes and challenges that new moms and dads can face, along with the three little words every infant-toting parent wants to hear: It gets better."

Parade "If ignorance is bliss, this may not be the best book to read."—Fit Pregnancy Expand reviews
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