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Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman: Book #1
By Lisa Scottoline
Narrated by Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella / 6 hours 12 minutes

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of The New York Times bestselling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you'll laugh about:
• Being caught braless in the emergency room
• Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls
• A man's most important body part
• Interrupting as an art form
• A religion men and women can worship
• Real estate ads as porn
• Spanx are public enemy number one
• And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Series

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog
Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog
Lisa Scottoline
My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space
My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
Best Friends, Occasional Enemies
Best Friends, Occasional Enemies
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
Have a Nice Guilt Trip
Have a Nice Guilt Trip
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?
Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places
I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella
I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella

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