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The Sheriff and the Bandit by Florence Bark
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The Sheriff and the Bandit

A masturbation meditation from This Book Will Make You Feel Something

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Narrator Leah Lovelace

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Length 18 minutes
Language English
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A masturbation meditation to use on your own or with a partner

The swing doors swoosh back and forth as you, one of the West's only female bandits, enter the salon. But just as you are about to make your way back out with an unsuspecting patron's gold watch, the large, firm hand of the Sheriff falls on your wrist and he arrests you. Back at the jail, you show the Sheriff who's really in charge around here.

The sexual partner is obedient. Sexy checklist: clit play/fingering, cunnilingus, blow job, vaginal penetration and BDSM. Woman/man.

If you like this masturbation meditation check out the full book, THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, for more, plus 25 mouth-opening tips on how to make the most of your masturbation.

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Florence Bark is a content-creator and sex and relationships expert. Using her own experiences as (often painful) gold, Florence's expansive, multi-disciplinary work cuts to the heart of what it means to live in pursuit of a genuinely fulfilling and growth-inspiring love and sex life. Florence is the co-creator of Come Curious, a leading British sex and relationships YouTube channel, with over 217k subscribers and 42 million views on its videos. Its award-winning podcast 'F**ks Given', co-hosted by Florence, has over 3 million listens on episodes exploring everything from polyamory and fetishes to STIs and having difficult conversations with your partner. Its success took on a new high during the pandemic when the public found themselves lonely, heartbroken, or experimenting and hungry for a new type of sex and love life. This is Florence's first book. She can be found on Instagram @florencebark.

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