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Astro Poets by Alex Dimitrov & Dorothea Lasky

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Astro Poets

Your Guides to the Zodiac

by Alex Dimitrov & Dorothea Lasky

Length 9 hours 31 minutes

Language English

Narrators Alex Dimitrov & Dorothea Lasky

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“How does a Taurus text with another earth sign? With a fire sign? If Aquarius was a city, what would it be? How would you define a Gemini’s signature style? And more importantly, what zoadiac-kin poet has been chosen to represent the thesis for your sign? For those of you already familiar with Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky, known as the Astro Poets on Twitter and now on their own podcast, these approaches to explaining signature zodiac traits will not be new to you, but you will be thrilled with the extended access to their knowledge. The perfect text to have around for upcoming holiday gatherings, the perfect audio for road trips heading towards or away from those holiday gatherings; nobody is ever at fault for messages that come directly from the stars. ”
— Roxanne • Odyssey Bookshop

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"Alternately narrated with just the right amount of earnestness and snark by the two authors, this audiobook eschews the heavy-handedness of some astrologers in favor of a playful approach...The audiobook is accessible to listeners who are not astrology aficionados and is a whole lot of fun." — AudioFile Magazine

This program is read by the authors, and includes a bonus podcast episode!

From the online phenomenons the Astro Poets comes the first great astrology primer of the 21st century.

Full of insight, advice and humor for every sign in the zodiac, the Astro Poets' unique brand of astrological flavor has made them Twitter sensations. Their long-awaited first audiobook is in the grand tradition of Linda Goodman's Sun Signs, but made for the world we live in today.

In this audiobook the Astro Poets help you see what's written in the stars and use it to navigate your friendships, your career, and your very complicated love life. If you've ever wondered why your Gemini friend won't let you get a word in edge-wise at drinks, you've come to the right place. When will that Scorpio texting "u up?" at 2AM finally take the next step in your relationship? (Hint: they won't). Both the perfect introduction to the twelve signs for the astrological novice, and a resource to return to for those who already know why their Cancer boyfriend cries during commercials but need help with their new whacky Libra boss, this is the astrology audiobook must-have for the twenty-first century and beyond.

“A witty book filled with poetry, pop culture references, and cosmic advice that might just leave you with real insights into friendship, romance, and yourself.” — Entertainment Weekly

Body, Mind, & Spirit

Alex Dimitrov is half of the duo behind the beloved Twitter account @poetastrologers, better known as Astro Poets. Dimitrov's poetry has been previously published in The New Yorker, The Paris Review and The New York Times, and has received a Pushcart Prize and Stanley Kunitz Prize from American Poetry Review.

Dorothea Lasky in one half of the duo behind the beloved Twitter account @poetastrologers, better known as the Astro Poets. Lasky is the author of six books of poetry and prose. Her work has been published in The New Yorker and The Paris Review, and she is an Associate Professor of Poetry at the Columbia University's School of the Arts.