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How to be a Brit

The hilariously accurate, witty and indispensable manual for everyone longing to attain True Britishness

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Narrator Richard Goulding

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Length 4 hours 16 minutes
Language English
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George Mikes's perceptive manual for everyone who longs to attain True Britishness provides a complete guide to the British Way of Life. Having been born in Hungary, he eventually spent more than forty years in the field, and the fruits of his labour include insights on important topics including the weather, how to be rude and how to panic quietly.

Loved by readers and authors alike, How to Be a Brit contains Mikes's three major works - How to be an Alien, How to be Inimitable and How to be Decadent. If you're British, you'll love it; if you're a foreigner, you'll appreciate it.

- How to plan a town:
"Street names should be painted clearly and distinctly on large boards. Then hide these boards carefully."
- Queuing: "An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one."
- Sex: "Continental people have sex lives: the English have hot water bottles."

ยฉ George Mikes 1986 (P) Penguin Audio 2020

George Mikes (pronounced 'me-cash'), was born in Hungary 1912. In 1938 he moved to London to become the correspondent for a Hungarian newspaper, and then he never left. A keen observer of the behaviour and misbehaviour of foreigners and natives in Britain, he is frequently cited by later authors including Kate Fox and Jeremy Paxman. He died in London in 1987.

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Author:

Narrator:
Richard Goulding

ISBN:
9780241990827

Length:
4 hours 16 minutes

Language:
English

Publisher:
Penguin Books Ltd

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Edition:
Unabridged

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Reviews

In all the miseries which plague mankind, there is hardly anything better than such radiant humour as is given to you. Everyone must laugh with you - even those who are hit with your little arrows. An instant classic Very funny Bill Bryson is George Mikes' love-child This is the vital textbook for Brits, would-be Brits, and anyone who wonders what being a Brit really means. Pass me my hot water bottle, please Wise and witty Brilliantly comical Mikes is a master of the laconic yet slippery put-down: "The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink" I love it and read it cover to cover. Also has good tips for talking about the weather, not that we need them Full of the very best advice that any would-be Brit should need (and for those of us who have forgotten exactly how it is to be ourselves) it's a jolly good read How to be an Alien inspired me ... Some of his observations remain remarkably fresh and relevant 70 years later, but it's his tone that impressed me I used to think that Mikes's world has gone, but it has returned to us in spades via the referendum. Expand reviews
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