Performance audiobooks
Abbott and Costello: Lou Builds a House
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello plans to build a new house, but first he has to buy a lot. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Featuring Lon Chaney
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou is happy since he is in love. Lou is thinking of getting married. He has spring fever. Lou's girl has a date tonight with Lon Chaney. Lou talks tough and Lon Chaney enters. Lon warns Lou to stay away from his girl. Lou goes over to his girls' house and Lon arrives. Lou pretends he is Bud's girlfriend. Lou as Lulu dances with Lon. Plug for AC... Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: At the Circus
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 31 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou was watching a circus parade. Lou was a trick horse rider. Abbott and Costello go to the circus. Sally Eilers is the circus manager. She tries to get Lou to be a lion tamer. Instead they run a baseball booth. Alan Hale wrestles Lou. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lion Hunting
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 25 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud and Lou set out for their safari, and will meet Skinny and Marilyn at the lodge later. But first, let the jokes about hunting reign. Marilyn pops in to help with the jokes, then Lou runs into the Game Warden. He has a special job for Lou, capture the lion that has been roaming the woods. Marilyn sings, Blue Skies.`The big moment arrives, and... Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Dance Lessons
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud and Lou go to a dance school. Bud gets a job at the school and tries to get Lou to dance. Lessons are 3 for a dollar. Then they discuss how last week they formed the Wacky film company. Next Bud and Lou do a bit about Christopher Columbus. Lou is Columbus. Bud mistakenly calls Lou instead of Columbus. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Knights in Shining Armor
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Merle does the voices of Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny, an electric organ and hiccups. Lou wants to play the romantic lead in Merle's next picture. The cast does, The Brave Knight Cut Off The Dragon's Tail, or, The Dragon Isn't Waggin' Anymore. Costello plays, Sir Porterhouse, Abbott plays, Sir Loin. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Trip to Palm Springs
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
The boys plan to visit guest Veronica Lake, but first have to stop by the U-Drive car rental agency. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Featuring Alan Hale
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 31 minutes
Abridged: No
Guests Sally Eilers and Alan Hale join Abbott and Costello at the circus. Costello is the target at a baseball throwing concession, then wrestles Alan Hale. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Nylon Stockings
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou tries to get a pair of nylons for Connie Haines from guest Lucille Ball. Two flubbed lines cracks up almost everyone. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Thanksgiving 1943
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott and Costello talk about football, Uncle Mike and Aunt May and thanksgiving dinner. They say Thanksgiving day is almost over. Lou talks to Veola Vonn about dating and marriage. Lou writes a play for Thanksgiving and they perform it. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: The Lawyer
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello tries to get paid his year's wages. Mrs. Niles is going to sue Abbott, so the boys hire a lawyer...Bert Gordon as The Mad Russian (who has trouble reading his script and cracks up Costello). Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lou Is Not Feeling Well
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Abbott teaches Costello to flee the flu! A visit to Peter Lorre's sanitarium...at midnight! Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Football Game
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello takes on The Great Gildersleeve, on and off the football field. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Playing the Piano
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello plans to play a Rachmaninoff piano concerto at Janet Blair's party. Professor Nazarro arrives to give Lou a quick piano lesson. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Mortimer's Pet Shop
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 25 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello has a new dog named Hector, which they enter in a dog show. Abbott and Costello go to work in a pet shop. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Making a Movie
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
The boys are trying to get guest Dorothy Lamour to appear in their new picture. Dorothy reads one of her lines as, Bing Hope and Bob Crosby. Abbott and Costello rescue Dorothy from a desert Sheik. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: A Psychiatrist for Costello
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou is acting strange as though he is sick. Abbott and Costello do Vitamin B1 routine. Bud takes Lou to a psychiatrist. The nurse is Linda Darnell. Nurse Darnel takes Lou to a rest home. Lou has to do Connie Haines' lines since she was not ready. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Date with Connie Haines
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
Bud teases Costello about getting married. Abbott goes on a date with Connie, despite a threat from tough-guy (guest) John Garfield. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lou's Engaged to Judy Canova
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
The opening routine is about leap year and Costello's romance. He's against marriage. Will Costello marry guest Judy Canova? Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Featuring Cary Grant
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 28 minutes
Abridged: No
Lou needs to get to his radio station. Abbott and Costello do a Watt is Voltage routine. Cary Grant shows up at Lou's radio station. Cary introduces Don Barcley. They do juggling act. Cary has a writer for Lou's radio station. Lou does an all night record program. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Visit to Tin Pan Alley
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 29 minutes
Abridged: No
The boys pay a visit to the Ned Blanc Music Company in Tin Pan Alley. Costello takes singing lessons. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Circus
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 28 minutes
Abridged: No
Costello wants to join the circus. Abbott loses his place in the script. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Lou Buys a Horse
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
A very funny show in which the boys enter Costello's horse in a race with Mr. Kitzel (a jockey!) and other track types. Read more
View audiobookAbbott and Costello: Robinson Crusoe
By: Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
Narrated by: Full Cast
Length: 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Joe Somer has committed suicide by jumping off the roof. The suicide note he left behind is legit, but Vance suspects that the case is a murder. Read more
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