Humor audiobooks

A Prairie Home Christmas

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 2 hours

Abridged: No

Originally broadcast on Christmas Eve 1994, A Prairie Home Christmas is a delightful compilation of all-time-favorite highlights from past holiday broadcasts of Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion.Contents:
Christmas Time's a Comin'; Jordan Carols; Shop for Christmas Presents; Scrooge; Children, Go Where I Send Thee; The Twelve Days of... Read more

Gump & Co. - Abridged

By: Winston Groom

Narrated by: Will Patton

Length: 2 hours 51 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The Gump phenomenon continues!

Forrest Gump is back!

The lovable man for all ages, who captured America's heart in the #1 bestselling novel Forrest Gump and in the blockbuster film, returns in the long-awaited sequel to the book hailed by Larry King as "the funniest novel I have ever read." A little older, and wiser in his own unique way, he is... Read more

Once Upon A More Enlightened Time - Abridged

By: James Finn Garner

Narrated by: James Finn Garner

Length: 1 hour 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The hilarious sequel to the #1 phenomenon Politically Correct Bedtime Stories.
"If we can cleanse these stories and put an end to the lies our children are spoon-fed while being spoon-fed...the world may finally become a decent place for persunkind and other, equally important species." -- James Finn Garner
Spurred by the overwhelming success of... Read more

New Treasury of Great Humorists

By: Russell Baker, Dave Barry, Art Buchwald, Andrei...

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 3 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

From the grand old man of comedy, George Burns, to the up-to-the minute observations of today's everyman, Dave Barry, these great humorists share one thing in common: their very individual, often raucously funny perceptions of the world around them. In this collection, you' ll enjoy witty selections from these witty raconteurs and... Read more

The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

By: Henry Beard

Narrated by: Christopher Cerf

Length: 1 hour 27 minutes

Abridged: No

From the minds that brought you The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationships— sexual correctness. In the be-sensitive-or-else era, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and... Read more

God's Other Son - Abridged

By: Don Imus

Narrated by: Don Imus

Length: 1 hour 51 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!

Imus is back -- by popular demand -- with the Second Greatest Story Ever Told, the hilarious novel about the most outrageous TV evangelist of them all -- Billy Sol Hargus.

"God had two sons. Jesus was His first, and I, Billy Sol Hargus, am His second." Thus begins Don Imus's riotously funny story... Read more

Monster Trucks & Hair-in-a-Can

By: Bill Geist

Narrated by: Bill Geist

Length: 2 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Anyone who thinks America no longer contributes innovations for public consumption needs to pay attention to Bill Geist. The long-time news correspondent chronicles seven wacky but true entrepreneurial endeavors that prove the American Dream is alive and well—just a tad warped. Where else could you find Bob Chandler who made a fortune by... Read more

Among the Mushrooms

By: Bailey White

Narrated by: Bailey White

Length: 57 minutes

Abridged: No

In this collection of stories about life and living from Bailey White— the former first-grade teacher, avid gardener, and frequent host of NPR's All Things Considered— recalls anecdotes about her rural upbringing, her eccentric mother, and other tales tinted with her southern charm. In addition to “ Among the... Read more

A Prairie Home Companion 20th Anniversary

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 5 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

This retrospective collection of A Prairie Home Companion features complete monologues drawn from 20 years of radio broadcasts Filled with gentle humor, down-home truths, and amazing depths of tenderness and meaning, these tales of "the little town that time forgot and the decades could not improve" are classics of American... Read more

Forrest Gump - Abridged

By: Winston Groom

Narrated by: Winston Groom

Length: 2 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Bein' a idiot is no box of chocolates," but "at least I ain't led no hum-drum life," says Forrest Gump, the lovable, surprisingly savvy hero of this wonderful comic tale.

When the University of Alabama's football team drafts Forrest and makes him a star, that's only the beginning! He flunks out--and goes on to be a Vietnam war hero, a... Read more

And then the Shark Told Justin

By: Done Wade

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 3 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Best-selling golf writer and historian Don Wade returns with another collection of real-life stories from the greatest players ever to compete in the game. Wade brings together living legends, past champions, and contemporary stars in one entertaining audio that is worth more than a dozen how-to books. The perfect off-course amusement for the... Read more

Leslie Nielsen's The Naked Truth - Abridged

By: Leslie Nielsen

Narrated by: Leslie Nielsen

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

A Simon & Schuster audiobook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every listener. Read more

Gospel Birds

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 2 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

Gospel Birds is a collection of nine classic and very funny monologues from the early years of A Prairie Home Companion. In addition to the title story (about Irma and Ernie Lundeen's traveling flock of acrobatic, bible-reciting birds), contents include:

Pastor Ingquist's Trip to OrlandoMammoth Concert Tickets Bruno, the Fishing DogGospel... Read more

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Lake Wobegon U.S.A. is the eagerly anticipated successor to News From Lake Wobegon (one of the bestselling spoken-word audio ever) and More News From Lake Wobegon. This collection contains 17 touching, exquisitely funny monologues from Garrison Keillor recorded during American Radio Company broadcasts from tour stops all over the country. The... Read more

Jonathan Winters Is Terminator 3

By: Jonathan Winters

Narrated by: Jonathan Winters

Length: 56 minutes

Abridged: No

From the brilliant comic mind of Jonathan Winters, this recording features some of his most memorable comedic work. Famous for his impersonations, Winters takes on Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robin Williams, Groucho Marx, and Saddam Hussein. And treat yourself to more laughs as Winters transforms into some of his most famous characters including... Read more

Sweet and Sour - Abridged

By: Andy Rooney

Narrated by: Andy Rooney

Length: 2 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: Yes

For more than thirty years, Andy Rooney had the last word on the most-watched television program in history. "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney"— a segment on 60 Minutes— aired from 1978 to 2011. A man of wit, gruffness, and common sense, Rooney spoke candidly about what drove him— and us— crazy, what... Read more

Neue Katastrophen mit Ali & Co.

By: Helmut F. Albrecht

Narrated by: Helmut F. Albrecht

Length: 1 hour 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Seine Spezialität sind ausgereifte Katastrophen und ordentlich inszeniertes Chaos. Der Chefe greift zum Beta-Blocker, während das Publikum vor Lachen brüllt. Der ausländische Mitbürger lehrt uns das herzliche, unverfälschte Lachen. Seine Schelmenstreiche und drolligen Wortverdrehungen lassen Millionen Menschen die Sorgen des Alltags vergessen.... Read more

An Evening With Garrison Keillor, Maya Angelou, Laurie Colwin, Tom Wolfe and Calvin Trillin

By: Garrison Keillor

Narrated by: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: No

What do Grammy winner Garrison Keillor, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient Maya Angelou, acclaimed novelist Laurie Colwin, and National Book Award winner Tom Wolfe have in common? On a November night in 1990, this quartet of accomplished writers and performers united for a worthy cause— to participate in readings to benefit the... Read more

Barbs from the Bard

By: Francis DeNuit, Michael Viner, Loretta Swit, Ef...

Narrated by: Stephanie Beacham

Length: 53 minutes

Abridged: No

Ever wish you had an immediate snappy comeback or a perfect putdown? We all have, only to later think of what we could— or should— have said. Then who better to call on than Shakespeare, who mastered the art of dramatic conflict with rapier wit rather than swordplay? This audiobook is an entertaining and witty collection... Read more

Light Touch - Abridged

By: Malcolm Kushner

Narrated by: Malcolm Kushner

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

YOUR CARRER IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, BUT...

Humor is a powerful and often forgotten tool in building business success. It can relieve tension, enhance relationships and motivate people. Now in this breakthrough audio cassette, Malcolm Kushner, America's premier humor consultant tells you how to tap this overlooked natural resource.

This is not... Read more

Songs of the Cat

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Garrison Keillor joins German opera superstar Frederica Von Stade and noted conductor Philip Brunelle for this studio recording. These sixteen songs in praise of felines include "My Grandmother's Cat," "The In and Out Song," "Cat O Cat Come Home" as well as tunes from the more cat-loving classical composers. An enchanting recording on a ... Read more

Lake Wobegon Loyalty Days

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 9 minutes

Abridged: No

This is the live recording of the show that played to sold-out theaters across the country. As Philip Brunelle leads the Minnesota Orchestra, Garrison Keillor does what he does best: talks, tells stories, and ponders the experience of being Lutheran. It's a gentle mix of great music and down-home humor. Includes Keillor's popular parody, "A... Read more

Surrender the Pink - Abridged

By: Carrie Fisher

Narrated by: Carrie Fisher

Length: 3 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In this humorous and bittersweet story, soap opera writer Dinah Kaufman attempts to force herself back into the life of her hugely successful playwright ex-husband. The victim of a painful past and a fatherless childhood, Dinah is searching for love that will last—or at least—a reasonable facsimile that comes with a warranty. Two years after the... Read more

My Gorgeous Life - Abridged

By: Dame Everage

Narrated by: Dame Edna Everage

Length: 3 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Dame Edna Everage, housewife and megastar— not to mention investigative journalist, social anthropologist, swami, and chanteuse— recounts her life and times. From her humble beginnings in the Melbourne suburb of Moonee Ponds to her marriage to Lord Norm Everage and her subsequent rise to megastardom, Everage recalls the... Read more