Humor audiobooks

Laid in Chelsea

By: Ollie Locke

Narrated by: Ollie Locke

Length: 4 hours 49 minutes

Abridged: No

READ BY THE MADE IN CHELSEA STAR, OLLIE LOCKE. Now a Sunday Times bestseller in hardback. Pour the champagne, light some candles, lay back and prepare to laugh, cry and gasp at the fully uncensored, Bridget-Jones-esque world of Ollie Locke, star of Made in Chelsea. Read by the Made in Chelsea star himself... Read more

A Cottage by the Sea

By: Carole Matthews

Narrated by: Clare Corbett

Length: 10 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Grace has been best friends with Ella and Flick forever. The late-night chats, shared heartaches and good times have created a bond that has stood the test of time.

When Ella invites them to stay for a week in her cottage in South Wales, Grace jumps at the chance to see her old friends. She also hopes that the change of scenery will help her... Read more

Every Crooked Nanny

By: Mary Kay Andrews

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Length: 9 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

“Fresh, confident, intelligent and amusing. Grab a cold drink, put your feet up, and enjoy yourself.”— Sue GraftonThe first entry in a thoroughly original and witty series that sets Atlanta house cleaner cum sleuth Callahan Garrity on the trail of a client’s missing au pair, now published under the name Mary Kay Andrews for the first... Read more

50 Popular Beliefs That People Think Are True

By: Guy P Harrison

Narrated by: Erik Synnestvedt

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

Maybe you know someone who swears by the reliability of psychics or who is in regular contact with angels. Or perhaps you're trying to find a nice way of dissuading someone from wasting money on a homeopathy cure. Or you met someone at a party who insisted the Holocaust never happened or that no one ever walked on the moon.
How do you find a... Read more

Who's on Worst?

By: Filip Bondy

Narrated by: Scott Brick

Length: 7 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

A hilarious celebration of the worst in baseball history: The boneheads, cheats, jerks and losers who make the grand old game so fun

Libraries and Internet sites are filled to groaning with debates about who the best ballplayers of all time were—but how many times can you argue about Mantle vs. Mays? Since baseball is a game of failure, it's... Read more

Tales of the City

By: Armistead Maupin

Narrated by: Frances McDormand

Length: 7 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

Introduction written and read by Rachel Maddow • Narrated by Frances McDormandThe first novel in the beloved Tales of the City series, Armistead Maupin’s bestselling San Francisco saga, and inspiration for the Netflix original series, Tales of the City“A consummate entertainer who has made a generation laugh. . . . . It is Maupin’s Dickensian... Read more

Further Tales of the City

By: Armistead Maupin

Narrated by: Frances McDormand

Length: 8 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

Narrated by Frances McDormandInspiration for the Netflix Limited Series, Tales of the CityThe third novel in the beloved Tales of the City series, Armistead Maupin’s best-selling San Francisco saga.The calamity-prone residents of 28 Barbary Lane are at it again in this deliciously dark novel of romance and betrayal. While Anna Madrigal imprisons... Read more

The Cherry Cola Book Club

By: Ashton Lee

Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin

Length: 7 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

With its corrugated iron siding and cramped interior, the Cherico, Mississippi library is no Antebellum gem. But for young librarian Maura Beth Mayhew, it’s as essential to the community as the delicious desserts at the Twinkle, Twinkle Café. It’s a place for neighbors to mingle and browse through the newest bestsellers, for the indomitable Miss... Read more

Scandalous

By: Tilly Bagshawe

Narrated by: Alison Larkin

Length: 11 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Sasha Miller arrives at Cambridge University with a single goal: to earn a place among the great scientists of her time. But that dream comes crashing down when the naïve student is seduced by her womanizing professor, Theo Dexter. She trusted him with her heart—and with the brilliant original theory that would jump-start her career. Now Theo is... Read more

Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 2 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

Fitness and vitality can be yours, writes Dave Barry—provided you have the discipline, drive, and the plain old-fashioned guts required to procure the necessary steroids. This manual may help, too, but you'll just have to buy it and find out.Barry on executive fitness: Today's top executives eat teeny meals and run ten miles and play tennis and... Read more

It Takes Balls

By: Josh Wolf

Narrated by: Josh Wolf

Length: 6 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood.

Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through... Read more

The Stolen White Elephant

By: Mark Twain

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 45 minutes

Abridged: No

Calamity strikes when the precious gift of a white elephant from the King of Siam to the Queen of England is stolen in America. But it is the hilarious antics of the detectives trying to track down the beast which occupies us. As the rampaging elephant heads east, or maybe west, or possibly north or south, it leaves a trail of death and... Read more

Nasenduscher

By: Tim Boltz

Narrated by: Tim Boltz

Length: 4 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: No

SOS - Weichei an Bord. Hatschi. Robert Süßemilch leidet zum ersten Mal im Leben unter einer Pollenallergie. Um den Frühblühern der Großstadt zu entkommen, bucht er eine Last-Minute-Kreuzfahrt. Dummerweise muss seine Freundin Jana auf Geschäftsreise, weshalb sich Robert allein um den schwulen Kater von Janas Chef kümmern muss, auf den er zu... Read more

Cannibalism in the Cars

By: Mark Twain

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 22 minutes

Abridged: No

Mark Twain's brilliant tale of a train stuck on the prairie in a snowdrift, where the starving passengers resort to a daily ballot to select which fellow traveller will be sacrificed to provide the next meal. Will it be the succulent Mr. Harris of St. Louis, the juicy Mr. Messick of Colorado or the scraggy, tough Mr. Davis of Oregon? Twain's... Read more

The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm

By: Mark Twain

Narrated by: Cathy Dobson

Length: 15 minutes

Abridged: No

Mark Twain's hilarious account of life with a malfunctioning burglar alarm. Read more

Neanderthal Seeks Human

By: Penny Reid

Narrated by: Jennifer Grace

Length: 14 hours 51 minutes

Abridged: No

There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris: 1) She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and 3) She doesn't know how to knit.After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same... Read more

Badass: Ultimate Deathmatch

By: Ben Thompson

Narrated by: Stephen Bowlby

Length: 13 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

Unstoppable true stories of the most hardcore showdowns, last stands, and military engagements of all time! When only one can live, it's an Ultimate Deathmatch!This ain't no table tennis. You're not here to skip rope with your niece. You're here to witness the catastrophically awesome exploits of history's greatest badasses. Not only that,... Read more

It Must Be Love

By: Rachel Gibson

Narrated by: Rebecca Tripp

Length: 9 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: No

Undercover cop Joe Shanahan's bad luck hit bottom the morning he stared up into the face of sexy suspect Gabrielle Breedlove. She'd blown his cover—brought him down with a can of hairspray—and now his new assignment was to pose as her boyfriend. But spending as much time as possible with the utterly irresistible New Age beauty caused unexpected... Read more

Cordula Stratmann ist auf die Maus gekommen - lit.COLOGNE live (Ungekürzt)

By: Cordula Stratmann

Narrated by: Cordula Stratmann

Length: 1 hour 45 minutes

Abridged: No

"Guten Tag, mein Name ist Britta. Es handelt sich bei mir um eine europäische Hausmaus, und es hat sich ergeben, dass ich die Erzählerin, ich kann in aller Bescheidenheit sagen: die Protagonistin in Cordula Stratmanns neuem Roman , Danke für meine Aufmerk-samkeit' bin." Die Handlung ist so absurd komisch wie das Leben selbst: Dabei trifft Britta... Read more

Junge rettet Freund aus Teich (ungekürzt)

By: Heinz Strunk

Narrated by: Heinz Strunk

Length: 5 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Das reifste, schönste Hörbuch von Heinz Strunk Es ist autobiographisch, vielleicht mehr denn je. Der Held heißt so wie Heinz Strunk im wahren Leben: Mathias Halfpape. Es sind Erinnerungen an Kindheit und frühe Jugend in Harburg und Umgebung. Gegliedert in drei Blöcke erzählen ein Sechsjähriger, ein Zehnjähriger und ein Vierzehnjähriger. Und kann... Read more

Danke für meine Aufmerksamkeit

By: Cordula Stratmann

Narrated by: Cordula Stratmann

Length: 5 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Guten Tag, mein Name ist Britta. Es handelt sich bei mir um eine europäische Hausmaus, und es hat sich ergeben, dass ich die Erzählerin, ich kann in aller Bescheidenheit sagen: die Protagonistin in Cordula Stratmanns neuem Werk bin. Nach der Trennung von meinem Lebensgefährten Tim, einer chinesischen Reisfeldmaus - es ging nicht mehr mit uns -,... Read more

Berlin - Baku

By: Christiane Rösinger

Narrated by: Christiane Rösinger

Length: 2 hours 27 minutes

Abridged: No

Christiane Rösinger, Liedermacherin und kritische Anhängerin des Eurovision Song Contest, fährt im Mai 2011 von Berlin nach Baku. Ohne Orientierungssinn und geographische Kenntnisse, aber mit einer seelenstarken Mitmusikerin und einem auf dem Gebrauchtwagenmarkt eilig erworbenen Fahrzeug. Sie begegnet bulgarischen Männern, die ihr Leben lang auf... Read more

Vampire State of Mind

By: Jane Lovering

Narrated by: Rachael Louise Miller

Length: 9 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Jessica Grant knows vampires only too well. She runs the York Council tracker programme making sure that Otherworlders are all where they should be. To Jess, vampires are annoying and arrogant and far too sexy for their own good, particularly her ex-colleague Sil. But when a demon threatens not just Jess but the whole world order, she and Sil... Read more

Das total gefälschte Geheim-Tagebuch vom Mann von Frau Merkel (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: N. N.

Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst

Length: 3 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ich bin seit drei Wochen mit der Treppe dran, die Nachbarn haben schon "Ferkelmerkel" in den Staub geschrieben ... Sie ist wieder "mächtigste Frau der Welt" im "Forbes", wir haben ein bisschen gefeiert, bis die Nachbarn sich über den Krach beschwert haben ... Sie trifft Obama in Washington. Ich hab gerade ihre Blazer aus der Reinigung geholt ...... Read more