Humor audiobooks

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By: Antoine Monot Jr.

Narrated by: Antoine Monot Jr. & David Denk

Length: 4 hours

Abridged: Yes

Sie haben gar kein Problem? Gut, denn ich habe die Lösung! "Der größte Fehler, den man als Mann beim Einkaufen mit der Freundin machen kann, ist über- ambitioniertes Auftreten. Wichtig ist auch, sich die eigene Anspannung nicht anmerken zu lassen. Die wichtigste Grundregel: Es ist nie die Freundin, es ist immer der Schnitt. Immer!" Antoine... Read more

THE GROOM WHO (ALMOST) GOT AWAY

By: Carla Neggers & Cathy Gillen Thacker

Narrated by: Corey Snow & Hollis McCarthy

Length: 10 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

UNCOMPROMISING COWBOY 

Max Slade has no time for regrets. Until the biggest regret of his life shows up in Wyoming. Four years ago, Max left Calley Hastings without a word of explanation. He'd tried to write, but how do you tell a thoroughly urban woman that you're moving to a ranch to take care of three orphaned little boys? No, Calley didn't... Read more

Nuts

By: Alice Clayton

Narrated by: Shayna Thibodeaux & Sebastian York

Length: 8 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

The New York Times bestselling author of Wallbanger and Rusty Nailed is back with Nuts, the first in a series set in New York’s beautiful Hudson Valley.

Roxie Callahan is a private chef to some of Hollywood’s wealthiest, and nastiest, calorie-counting wives. After a dairy disaster implodes her carefully crafted career in one fell ploop, she finds... Read more

Binge

By: Tyler Oakley

Narrated by: Tyler Oakley

Length: 7 hours 15 minutes

Abridged: No

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you Binge, his New York Times bestselling collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays.

For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to... Read more

House Trained

By: Jackie Bouchard

Narrated by: Justine Eyre

Length: 8 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: No

Alex Halstad, a childless-by-choice interior designer and dog mom, is a true perfectionist. But her orderly life turns chaotic when the teenage daughter her husband, Barry, never knew he had shows up on their doorstep...with a baby girl of her own in tow. While Alex’s dog enthusiastically welcomes the new arrivals, Alex struggles with the loss... Read more

Welcome to Night Vale

By: Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Narrated by: Cecil Baldwin, Dylan Marron, Retta, Therese Plu...

Length: 12 hours 1 minute

Abridged: No

?New York Times Bestseller""Hypnotic and darkly funny. . . . Belongs to a particular strain of American gothic that encompasses The Twilight Zone, Stephen King and Twin Peaks, with a bit of Tremors thrown in."" —The Guardian“A splendid, weird, moving novel.”— NPR.orgFrom the creators of the wildly popular Welcome to Night Vale podcast comes an... Read more

Home Is Burning

By: Dan Marshall

Narrated by: Dan Marshall

Length: 11 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

For the Marshalls, laughter is the best medicine. Especially when combined with alcohol, pain pills, excessive cursing, sexual escapades, actual medicine, and more alcohol.

Meet Dan Marshall. 25, good job, great girlfriend, and living the dream life in sunny Los Angeles without a care in the world. Until his mother calls. And he ignores it, as... Read more

Jingle Bell Harbor

By: Tracy Brogan

Narrated by: Nick Podehl & Lauren Ezzo

Length: 3 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

As assistant buyer for the world’s second-largest Christmas store, Kelsey Parker feels like a holiday harlot. She’s contractually obligated to promote the yuletide season. All. Year. Long. And it’s taking a toll on her spirit. But when her clueless, self-absorbed boyfriend goes on their long-anticipated romantic vacation—without her!—Kelsey is... Read more

An Ex to Grind in Deadwood

By: Ann Charles

Narrated by: Caroline Shaffer

Length: 13 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

Something has gone foul in the Black Hills, something gravely unnatural. Leave it to Violet Parker to stumble into the middle of it. A creepy phone call, a dead body, two meddling detectives, and a glut of troublemaking ex-partners—can things get any worse? Violet swears to keep her nose out of police business this time. But when her son is... Read more

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

By: Jen Mann

Narrated by: Jen Mann

Length: 5 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: No

For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece.

When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches

In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to... Read more

The World of Poo

By: Terry Pratchett

Narrated by: Helen Atkinson-Wood

Length: 2 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

'A gloriously old-fashioned and funny story... A brilliant choice for reading aloud.' Evening Standard

The World of Poo tells of a boy’s adventure in his first visit to the mighty Discworld metropolis of Ankh-Morpork. As featured in Terry Pratchett’s Snuff, this is a delightfully illustrated adventure for readers of all ages. Guaranteed to put a... Read more

If Someone Says "You Complete Me," RUN!

By: Whoopi Goldberg

Narrated by: Whoopi Goldberg

Length: 4 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

From the hilarious host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, a book that offers an alternative perspective on marriage and relationships–and why it’s okay if you don’t want the life everyone expects you to have.

Marriage isn’t for everyone. Being alone can be satisfying. What’s most important is that you’re happy. Whoopi Goldberg has astonished us with... Read more

The Bus Driver Who Wanted To Be God & Other Stories

By: Etgar Keret

Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne

Length: 4 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: No

Classic warped and wonderful stories from a “genius” (The New York Times) and master storyteller.
 
Brief, intense, painfully funny, and shockingly honest, Etgar Keret’s stories are snapshots that illuminate with intelligence and wit the hidden truths of life. As with the best writers of fiction, hilarity and anguish are the twin pillars of his... Read more

The Letters Collection

By: Jason Wallace

Narrated by: Sharon Lacey & Kevin Hines

Length: 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Get 2 hilarious but improbable letters, 1, from a very fed-up cat, writing to her owner, the 2nd, from a very worn-out husband, tired of his wife and looking for some semblance of peace.

To My Human: A Letter from Your Queen - What if your cat could really tell you what he/she thinks of you? What if you could actually begin to understand how and... Read more

Simply the Beth

By: Beth Stelling

Narrated by: Beth Stelling

Length: 50 minutes

Abridged: No

Simply the Beth is Beth Stelling at her "beth" as she delivers well-constructed jokes that are smart and fearlessly funny with topics ranging from fleshlights to hysterectomies. Read more

Surviving Ireland

By: Colm Tobin

Narrated by: Colm Tobin

Length: 4 hours 53 minutes

Abridged: No

It’s exhausting, being Irish. The constant self-flagellation is enough to put anybody off their breakfast.
Why are we so hard on ourselves? Is it the post-colonial overhang following centuries of oppression at the hands of a litany of foreign invaders? Or is it collective guilt for sending Westlife out into the wider world?
In Surviving Ireland,... Read more

Truths, Half Truths and Little White Lies

By: Nick Frost

Narrated by: Nick Frost

Length: 8 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

'If I'm going to tell the story of a life, my life, then I need to tell it warts and all. If the tale is too saccharine sweet then what can the reader take away from it? What do they learn about you? I've written everything down. The shit, the death, fun, naughtiness, addiction, laughter, laughter, laughter, some tears and lots of love and... Read more

Land of the Midnight Sun

By: Alexander Armstrong

Narrated by: Alexander Armstrong

Length: 6 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

In an adventure of a lifetime, Alexander Armstrong heads north in to an ever more hostile Arctic winter to explore the farthest reaches of the globe. In an epic journey, he navigates some of the Earth’s toughest terrain, first travelling through the glittering landscape of Scandinavia, then on to the isolated islands of Iceland and Greenland, as... Read more

The Clasp

By: Sloane Crosley

Narrated by: David Pittu

Length: 10 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Part comedy of manners, part treasure hunt, the first novel from the writer whom David Sedaris calls "perfectly, relentlessly funny"

Kezia, Nathaniel, and Victor are reunited for the extravagant wedding of a college friend. Now at the tail end of their twenties, they arrive completely absorbed in their own lives-Kezia the second-in-command to a... Read more

The Gap of Time

By: Jeanette Winterson

Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins, Mark Bazeley & Ben Onwukwe

Length: 7 hours 1 minute

Abridged: No

The Winter’s Tale is one of Shakespeare’s “late plays.” It tells the story of a king whose jealousy results in the banishment of his baby daughter and the death of his beautiful wife. His daughter is found and brought up by a shepherd on the Bohemian coast, but through a series of extraordinary events, father and daughter, and eventually mother... Read more

The Dead Mountaineer’s Inn

By: Arkady Strugatsky & Boris Strugatsky

Narrated by: Keith Szarabajka

Length: 7 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

From the Russian masters of science fiction comes The Dead Mountaineer’s Inn, a hilarious spoof on the classic country-house murder mystery.When Inspector Peter Glebsky arrives at a remote ski chalet on vacation, the last thing he intends to do is get involved in any police work. He’s there to ski, drink brandy, and loaf around in blissful... Read more

Wynn in Doubt

By: Emily Hemmer

Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie

Length: 8 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Wynn Jeffries has wanderlust. Unfortunately, her life stalled somewhere between graduating from college and slinging drinks at the local dive bar. Stuck in a one-room apartment with no career, no boyfriend, no…life, she dreams of something more. Something amazing. Something like Oliver Reeves, her high school crush, who’s back in town and... Read more

You Blew It!

By: Joe Berkowitz & Josh Gondelman

Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross

Length: 5 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

A hilarious examination of faux pas for readers of Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half and Jenny Lawson's Let's Pretend This Never Happened Humankind is doomed. Especially you. It's already too late. From overstaying your welcome at a party, to leaving passive-aggressive post-its on your roommate's belongings, to letting your date know the extent... Read more

Queen of the Trailer Park

By: Alice Quinn

Narrated by: Carly Robins

Length: 7 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Rosie Maldonne is outspoken and sexy. She’s also unemployed, and, with three children and a cat, life is a little tough. The four of them—well, five, if you count the cat—live in the South of France, in a run-down trailer near a vacant lot. They make do, living off her part-time waitressing job and a little help from the state.Rosie thinks... Read more