Humor audiobooks

50 Shades of Worf: The Holiday Special

By: Christopher D. Schmitz

Narrated by: Christopher D. Schmitz

Length: 1 hour 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Detective Rick Diego, just wants one thing for the holidays: a functional restroom. Instead, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas… Aliens.Farnsworth still believes in Santa Claus, and he absolutely insists on sitting on the fat man’s lap to get that sweet sweet candy cane.But when jolly old Saint Nick does a no show, it’s up to the... Read more

Recipe for Second Chances

By: Ali Rosen

Narrated by: Natasha Chandel

Length: 8 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

The ones that got away reunite at a big Italian wedding in this second-chance romance from debut author Ali Rosen, the James Beard Award–nominated writer and host of Potluck with Ali Rosen.Stella Park is elated to celebrate her best friend’s wedding in the Italian countryside—and maybe she also needs this escape from her personal and her... Read more

Housemoms

By: Jen Lancaster

Narrated by: Maria McCann, EJ Lavery & Jeremy Carlisle Parker

Length: 9 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

Three grown women find escape and camaraderie on sorority row in a delightfully exhilarating novel about fresh starts, whether you want them or not, by New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster.How fast can charity fundraiser CeCe Barclay’s unimpeachable society life come tumbling down?One minute she’s speaking before Chicago’s glitterati.... Read more

My Life: The Sitcom

By: Chadd Allan Wheat

Narrated by: Google Voice

Length: 4 hours 1 minute

Abridged: No

Welcome to My Life: The Sitcom, featuring the panderings and ponderings of Yours Truly, Chadd Wheat. Believe it or not, many of you have actually asked for this book. I don't know if you intend on using it for the bottom of the birdcage, evidence in impending legal actions, or simply as a guide to living frivolously. Whatever the case, I hope... Read more

A Midlife Gamble

By: Cary J. Hansson

Narrated by: Lisa Armytage

Length: 9 hours 29 minutes

Abridged: No

A terrifying future. Fragile forgiveness. Can three good friends rebuild their connection from the wreckage of burned bridges?Helen Winters can’t ignore the ache in her heart. With one beloved friend facing a shocking diagnosis and the other still walking on eggshells after their blowout fight, the bubbly fifty-year-old craves the lost comfort... Read more

A Little Magic

By: Lindsey Lanza

Narrated by: Shaina Summerville & Stephen Borne

Length: 11 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

Ellie Klein fled Vermont after graduating high school, and she hasn't been back since. Not to see her overbearing parents nor her distant brother, not even to visit her temperamental cat and beloved dog. And most importantly, she hasn't been back to see Theo Fox. Her first love and brother's best friend has been but a distant and painful memory... Read more

Und der Tod fragte sich, ob er (un)endlich ist

By: Charlie Reiss

Narrated by: Steffen Rössler

Length: 5 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

Der Tod mal anders gedacht - nachdenklich, humorvoll und in Jeans und Hoodie! Wer denkt, dass der Tod immer im schwarzen Umhang und mit Sense auftritt, der irrt. Die holt er nämlich nur hervor, wenn es dramatisch werden soll. Normalerweise sind seine Lieblingsklamotten eher zeitgemäß: Jeans und Hoodie. Genauso feinsinnig humorvoll wie er... Read more

Beware of the Old Bull

By: David Withey

Narrated by: David Withey

Length: 56 minutes

Abridged: No

A descriptive novel explaining the merits of the english language Read more

Yeah, Nah!

By: William McInnes

Narrated by: William McInnes

Length: 6 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Have you ever bunged it on?
Behaved like a drongo?
Added mayo to a story?
Lost your Reg Grundies?

Join bestselling storyteller William McInnes as he offers his own take on our colourful and colloquial way with words. From the simpler times of childhood to today's testing (and unprecedented!) times, or when we're wasting time, enjoying sporting times... Read more

All I Want For Christmas Eve

By: Olivia Noble

Narrated by: Naomi Noble

Length: 3 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Santa's Sleigh has crashed in Eve's backyard.
To be clear, it's a plane named Santa's Sleigh.She saves Adam from the wreckage, and although he's injured, he's not too injured to make endless jokes about how they belong together. Adam and Eve jokes. Ugh.
It would be so lame if he weren't so sexy. And if Eve didn't live in The Middle of Nowhere,... Read more

Arden

By: S.R. Grey

Narrated by: Patrick Boylan & Rachel LeBlang

Length: 4 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Confirmed bachelor Arden Troy has no time for love. He’s too busy playing his best hockey for the Atlanta Thunder.

Well, almost his best. He did just blow a perfect chance for his team to move on in the playoffs.

But that’s behind him now. It’s summer, and his teammate Hayden, just asked him for a favor—to spend some time with Hayden’s fiancée’s... Read more

Eine halbe Ewigkeit (Autorisierte Lesefassung) - Abridged

By: Ildikó von Kürthy

Narrated by: Ildikó von Kürthy

Length: 7 hours 31 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Vor 25 Jahren schrieb Ildikó von Kürthy ihren ersten Roman: Mondscheintarif war ein Kultbuch! Nun ist die Heldin von damals, Cora Hübsch, zurück. Das ist zu viel. Der Container ist voll, das letzte Kind aus dem Haus, die Ehe öde, und etliche Fragen sind offen, auf die ich immer noch keine Antwort weiß. Ich heiße Cora Hübsch, und mir fallen mein... Read more

Bittersweet

By: Morgan Elizabeth

Narrated by: Kat Riley & Jameson Adams

Length: 11 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

Most life changes start with a wake up call.



Lola Turner's wake up call came in the form of saving her politician father one too many times.



Now she's determined to be "New Lola"—the version of herself that has always been hiding beneath duty, guilt, promises, and secrets since her mother passed away when she was fifteen.



So even though she's... Read more

Discernment

By: Roy M. Close

Narrated by: Patrick Coyle

Length: 8 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: No

Cedric Willow is a middle-aged journalist and senior warden at St. Bartholomew by the Lake, a small Episcopal parish in Minneapolis. St. Bart's church is a widely admired icon of mid-century modern architecture, but its congregation is aging and attendance is on the decline. When the incumbent rector resigns, Cedric forms a search committee—a... Read more

A Cruise Fling

By: Laura Brown

Narrated by: Kelli Tager

Length: 9 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: No

CRUISE /krooz/ verb. 1. To sail in an area, especially for pleasure. 2. To look for someone . . . definitely for pleasure

Mackenzie Laurel is done with rotten lemons. Especially the guy kind. With no relationship, no job, and nowhere to live, Mac's leaving reality behind to go on a luxury cruise. A little fun in the sun wouldn't hurt. And a... Read more

The Road Years

By: Rick Mercer

Narrated by: Rick Mercer

Length: 7 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

THE INSTANT #1 BESTSELLER

At the end of his memoir Talking to Canadians, Rick Mercer was poised to make the biggest leap yet in his extraordinary career. Having overcome a serious lack of promise as a schoolboy and risen through the showbiz ranks—as an aspiring actor, star of a surprisingly successful one-man show about the Meech Lake Accord,... Read more

Hazel Fine Sings Along

By: Katie Wicks

Narrated by: Cicely Meadows

Length: 9 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

When your voice is all that matters—sing loud.

As Hazel Fine steps out of her crummy hotel room into the bright Los Angeles sunshine, she knows she's got one, and only one, chance. Her audition for the massive talent show, The Sing Along, could change her life forever. She has the skills, what she needs now is a bit of luck.

Soon Hazel finds... Read more

No Cooldown for Love

By: Aliyah Burke

Narrated by: Sharon Freedman

Length: 10 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

From USA Today bestselling author Aliyah Burke comes a playfully sexy romantic comedy about one room, one bed, and a man who knows how to play . . .



When ex-pro basketball player Mitchell Anderson sees an overturned car on the edge of a cliff during a nasty snowstorm, he knows he has only minutes to rescue the woman trapped inside. What he's not... Read more

Mistletoe Malice

By: Kathleen Farrell

Narrated by: Olivia Darnley

Length: 8 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: No

A dysfunctional family reunites for the Christmas holiday from hell in this rediscovered festive classic with fangs for fans of Barbara Pym, Elizabeth Taylor, Dodie Smith, Nancy Mitford and Stella Gibbons. 'Literary comfort and joy. It got me out of mourning for the Cazelet Chronicles.' Meg Mason (author of Sorrow and Bliss) 'A stylish and... Read more

Peas, Carrots and Panic at the Plot

By: Hannah Lynn

Narrated by: Rafe Beckley

Length: 6 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: No

For the last year Eric's life has been going pretty smoothly. The family are settled. His new job is going well, apart from the fact that Abi refuses to acknowledge his existence now she is at the same school. He is even trying his hand at dating again.Best of all he is finally finding the time to get back to his roots and do a little digging in... Read more

New Year's with the Single Dad

By: Whitley Cox

Narrated by: John Masterson & Lynn Barrington

Length: 5 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Single dad of Seattle, Dr. Emmett Strong doesn't believe in soulmates. Not since his ex-wife blindsided him with divorce papers, breaking not just his heart, but his daughter's, as well. Eighteen months later, it's just the two of them and he intends to keep it that way. He won't hurt Josie again by bringing another woman into her life. However,... Read more

Shut Up, Your Kid Is Not That Great

By: Jason Cole

Narrated by: Phil Thron

Length: 1 hour 45 minutes

Abridged: No

Are you a self-proclaimed "momager" or "dadager?" Do you think your kid is the ultimate best? This is the book for you!



Dear parents everywhere—we get it, you love your kid. But, let's face it: no matter how much you praise them, your kid is most likely not the next child prodigy. Be that as it may, we are pretty sure the neighbors are tired of... Read more

Matched to the Alien King

By: Lindsey R. Loucks

Narrated by: Jenna Rose & B.J. Hunter

Length: 4 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: No

On Alien Love Island, the days are hot, but the nights are scorching...So about getting voted off this reality dating show... Maybe now I don't want to.
Except the island's mysteries keep coming. And despite the raw attraction I feel toward Maxx, and the blossoming warmth in my heart for him, I think he might be hiding something from me...
This... Read more

Speechless

By: Lindsey Lanza

Narrated by: Bryant Walker & Ariel Royce

Length: 9 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

When life's off-key, go to Malibu

Bestselling author Lucy Gold may write fairy tales for a living, but her own happily ever after is looking bleak. Seeking a fresh start after a sudden divorce on the eve of her thirtieth birthday, she decides to make a new life for herself and her service dog in Los Angeles. But when her living arrangements... Read more