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Start giftingMr. Taffle's Pants of Insanity
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All Mr. Taffle wants to do is be crowned the Mighty Warlord of his high tech sales cult. But there’s two things standing in his way: He sucks at almost everything and has a putrid sense of fashion. So, when he buys a pair of leather pants, them turning out to be insane isn’t all that shocking.
Not only does his pants hypnotically attract the most bizarre characters that cross their path, but they also act as a magnet that pulls whoever is wearing them to the most bizarre place on Earth.
Hidden under the walls and under the streets of downtown is a secret world built by a radically experimental artists using alien technology with unlimited funds.
Mr. Taffle must navigate this surreal and dangerous labyrinth, not only to make it back to the sales extravaganza on time, but also to save his ex-girlfriend who was way out of his league and pulverized his heart.
In the end, will Mr. Taffle’s pants actually help them to escape or are they really part of a grander scheme with catastrophic consequences?
You’ll love this AWARD WINNING Douglas Adamsesque mind blowing comedy!
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