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Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends...
It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead โ six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety does not come with power. These days, Maurice is Deacon of the Vampire Nation, but plenty beneath Maurice are still plotting to depose him โฆ or dispose of him.
But when a new and ancient threat rears its head, the Nation faces extinction and the truest of deaths โ and Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki might be the only vampires who can stop it.
This sequel to the cult hit picks up where Fat Vampire left off, following a trio of unlikely heroes down a path of myth and superstition into truths that have been buried for centuries โ pitting the worldโs darkness against the unfathomable power of its angry creators.