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I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle by Aaron N. Hall
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I'm Sorry, Here's a Plasma Rifle

A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and Pastry Recipes

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Narrator Aaron N. Hall

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Length 1 hour 49 minutes
Language English
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Summary

SENT BACK FROM THE YEAR 2124, I’m Sorry, Here’s a Plasma Rifle is the last known work of author Aaron N. Hall before his tragic jet ski accident with a shipping container of rubber ducks.


It contains seven short stories, eighteen poems, and four pastry recipes that highlight his affection for fantasy, science fiction, and the endearingly odd.


The current edition has been republished including the notes of Dr. Arthur B. Salazar, who sent the book from the future before being cryogenically frozen and launched into space prior to Earth’s decay.


Listen, enjoy, then say hello to the void.

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