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May You Live In Interesting Times, An Old Chinese Curse by Rachel Lawson
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May You Live In Interesting Times, An Old Chinese Curse

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Narrator Rachel Lawson

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Length 14 minutes
Language English
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Summary

"But Lance! We have to stop them! They are trying to pull down a statue of your granddad!" Said a magician a dimension away to Lance's teenage son Lance Junior. They were watching an angry mob of grey aliens and human sympathizers. Who were trying to rip down a statue of the local hero Blue Midnight, the Emperor of the local solar system in a park.

Blue Midnight being of course Blake.

"Let them, Gabriel, to fight them would cause them to be angrier and they will turn on us! It is only a statue It is only a symbol! It is not the man," said Lance Junior in the magician's head as he dragged the mad magician away from the place.

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