The Missus

Keira Evans likes an easy existence. She's happy to remain single and wants every woman she takes to bed to know exactly what the deal is. Keira doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, nor does she want to have to take out restraining orders every week.

But when Keira is trying to pry yet another lovesick woman out the door, her next-door neighbor, Alanna Hall, decides to come to her rescue—pretending to be Keira's serious girlfriend. Keira's amazed by the effectiveness of the charade and becomes convinced that a fake girlfriend could be the solution to all her woes. But how the hell can she convince Alanna to take on the position of phony girlfriend full time?

With spectacular timing, Alanna finds herself abruptly homeless when her relationship implodes. And look who happens to have a bed going spare in exchange for a little quid pro quo? Alanna's uncertain about repeating her spontaneous performance for her philandering neighbor.

Keira thinks she's got it made now that Alanna's ready to chase off every casual sex partner who doesn't know when it's time to leave. But living with Alanna creates more chaos in Keira's perfect little world than she’s expecting.

Contains mature themes.