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Scary Dead Things by Rick Gualtieri
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Scary Dead Things

A Vampire Comedy Catastrophe

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Narrator Christopher John Fetherolf

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Length 7 hours 30 minutes
Language English
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Summary

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM.

My name’s Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However, as you’ve probably already guessed, I didn’t stay dead. No, I woke up a vampire, freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes.

I thought I’d earned a break after defeating our former master, with maybe a tiny bit of help from my friends, but no such luck.

Things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but, thanks to my status as a rare type of undead, our leadership has painted a target on my back by making me their poster boy.

Making matters worse, one of the most powerful vamps on the planet wants my head because his daughter, a crazed vampire princess, has decided she wants the rest of me. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.

My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I’m the scariest dead thing of them all.

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Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.

Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure

Age: 18+

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

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ISBN:
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Length:
7 hours 30 minutes

Language:
English

Publisher:
Freewill Press

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Edition:
Unabridged

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