Our 2024 impact report is here! Read now
Goddamned Freaky Monsters by Rick Gualtieri
  Send as gift   Add to Wish List

Almost ready!

In order to save audiobooks to your Wish List you must be signed in to your account.

      Log in       Create account
Phone showing make the switch message

Limited-time offer

Get two free audiobooks!

Now’s a great time to shop indie. When you start a new one credit per month membership supporting local bookstores with promo code SWITCH, we’ll give you two bonus audiobook credits at sign-up.

Sign up today

Goddamned Freaky Monsters

A Horror Comedy Nightmare

$13.79

Narrator Christopher John Fetherolf

This audiobook uses AI narration.

We’re taking steps to make sure AI narration is transparent.

Learn more
Length 9 hours 58 minutes
Language English
  Send as gift   Add to Wish List

Almost ready!

In order to save audiobooks to your Wish List you must be signed in to your account.

      Log in       Create account

Summary

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM.

My name’s Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I’m back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I’m certain of is my captors don’t care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause.

Escape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that’s about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.

Oh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is.

My only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can – because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.

----------

Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple SeriesThe Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to dive into this hysterical adventure today.

Don’t miss out on The Tome of Bill - a thrilling and hilarious escape into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure

Age: 18+

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

Audiobook details

Author:

ISBN:
9798368950549

Length:
9 hours 58 minutes

Language:
English

Publisher:
Freewill Press

Publication date:

Edition:
Unabridged

Phone showing make the switch message

Limited-time offer

Get two free audiobooks!

Now’s a great time to shop indie. When you start a new one credit per month membership supporting local bookstores with promo code SWITCH, we’ll give you two bonus audiobook credits at sign-up.

Sign up today
Our 2024 impact report is here! Read now