Beware the Ninja Weenies

Summary

Watch out for the Vampire Weenies.A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime—literally. The firstday of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-of-gym-freecard. Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party.But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three more warpedand creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the tradition of thefour previous collections—In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of theCampfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies—he reveals the inspiration behind eachstory at the end of the book.