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Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.
Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?
The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.
Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.
Topics covered include:
- the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent,
- infant sleeping habits,
- feeding,
- how to deal with illness,
- discipline,
- how to tell if your child is evil,
- and more.
Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.
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