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If This Then That by Gareth Cadwallader, Ken Coombs, Bardy Thomas, E J Jennings, Elise Ruby, Geoffrey Frosh, Harri Evans, Maisie Kitton, Olly Goodall, Robert Golden & S A Finlay
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If This Then That

Stories of Unintended Consequences

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Length 3 hours 54 minutes
Language English
Narrators Barney Goodall & Leo Goodall

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Summary

Millennial #snowflakes clash with #baby-boomers: Nineteen tales of human connection and disconnection that collide and subvert the half-crazed romantic contemporary, the not so distant rosy past, our dodgy looking promised cyberpunk utopia and our post-apocalyptic dystopian future. Provocative, wistful, melancholic, nightmarish and darkly funny satire, these episodes…must surely play out logically. Or not.

How far will these characters go for love, understanding or survival? To Sainsbury's, the Caribbean or Tibet, up a ladder, under Biotech's robotic knives, or…to the brink of sanity? A pack of reluctant hopeful lone wolves: one builds a cabin, one a bike, another joins a teen gang. The refugee, the bereaved, the gaslighted child and the helpful neighbour all wander. The quixotic therapy addict just fibs like hell. And the porn voyeurs? The always-on algorithm search engine media junkies? Well, they do what they do, right #now.     

Welcome to the curious world of If this Then That.

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