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My First Planet by Phil Whelans
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My First Planet

The Complete Series 1 and 2

$9.98

Length 4 hours 38 minutes
Language English
Narrators Nicholas Lyndhurst, Phil Whelans, Tom Goodman-Hill & Vicki Pepperdine

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The complete series 1 and 2 of My First Planet - a sitcom set on a shiny new planet, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Vicki Pepperdine (Jo Brand's Getting On) & Tom Goodman-Hill (Another Case of Milton Jones)

The story so far: Unfortunately, Burrows the leader of the colony has died on the voyage, so his Number 2, Brian (Nicholas Lyndhurst), is now in charge. He's a nice enough chap, but no alpha male, and his desire to sort things out with a nice friendly meeting infuriates the colony's Chief Physician, Lillian (Vicki Pepperdine), who'd really rather everyone was walking round in tight colour-coded tunics and saluting each other. She's also in charge of Project Adam, the plan to conceive and give birth to the first colony-born baby.

Unfortunately, the two people hand-picked for this purpose - Carol and Richard - were rather fibbing about being a couple, just to get on the trip. Add in an entirely unscrupulous Chief Scientist, Mason, and also Archer, an idiot maintenance man who believes he's an "empath" rather than a plumber, and youโ€™re all set to answer the question: If humankind were to colonize space, is it destined to succumb to self-interest, prejudice, and infighting? (By the way, the answerโ€™s "yes". Sorry.)

Phil Whelans (Author, Reader)
Phil Whelans is a comedy writer and performer. His writing and script editing credits include My First Planet, The 11 Oโ€™Clock Show, The Big Breakfast, The Now Show, Velvet Soup and Radio 2's Jason Byrne Show.

Phil Whelans (Author, Reader)
Phil Whelans is a comedy writer and performer. His writing and script editing credits include My First Planet, The 11 Oโ€™Clock Show, The Big Breakfast, The Now Show, Velvet Soup and Radio 2's Jason Byrne Show.

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