Why Wouldn't Ya?

Jess Eva is a radio and television presenter. She currently co-hosts Triple M's Moonman in the Morning alongside Lawrence Mooney, and is a regular on Seven's The Latest with Michael Usher. She and her partner, Norm, were contestants on Channel 9's The Block.

But more importantly Jess is a mum, a fiancé of eight freaking years, and a compulsive f*ck up. (The entire human race is a f*ck up. The more we talk about it the better.) She came last at javelin three years in a row at Tatura Primary School. She slept with numerous men in an attempt to find happiness: it failed. She has the worst bikini line Australia has ever seen and therefore has a phobia about being too close to a naked flame. And now she's writing a book . . . Gee the world's a funny place.

Jess Eva is a radio and television presenter. She currently co-hosts Triple M's Moonman in the Morning alongside Lawrence Mooney, and is a regular on Seven's The Latest with Michael Usher. She and her partner, Norm, were contestants on Channel 9's The Block.

But more importantly Jess is a mum, a fiancé of eight freaking years, and a compulsive f*ck up. (The entire human race is a f*ck up. The more we talk about it the better.) She came last at javelin three years in a row at Tatura Primary School. She slept with numerous men in an attempt to find happiness: it failed. She has the worst bikini line Australia has ever seen and therefore has a phobia about being too close to a naked flame. And now she's writing a book . . . Gee the world's a funny place.