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Learn moreI can get any woman I want… and I do.
So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?
Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.
Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.
I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.
Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.
Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.
This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman… or a Kingman's Queen.
Amy Award is a curvy girl who has a thing for football players, fuzzy-butt pets, and spicy romance novels. She believes that all bodies are beautiful and deserve their own love stories with Happy Ever Afters. Find her at AuthorAmyAward.com.
Aaron Shedlock is a passionate and versatile voiceover actor who is the voice of several national and international commercial brands. A huge fan of classic and modern literature, he spends most of his time lost in his imagination, playing video games, or scoring music.
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Audiobook details
Author:
Amy Award
Narrators:
Aaron Shedlock & Juniper Young
ISBN:
9781666683493
Length:
8 hours 25 minutes
Language:
English
Publisher:
Dreamscape Media
Publication date:
November 30, 2024
Edition:
Unabridged
Libro.fm rank:
#5,788 Overall
Genre rank:
#432 in Humor